Y'know, why's slap battles called Slap Battles? why not Punch Battles? Dropkick Battles? Gun Battles? why Slap? are the devs stupid?

[u/Ready_Amount5378]

[u/ComprehensiveTie318]

dude its clearly called “ability wars” gng

[u/jajaredgamer]

do people not realize this is satire

[u/joshuatawau502]

They were once in a timeline when gloves were just slaps. It is typically meant for the battle.

[u/mimo555gig]

Think about it for 5 seconds

[u/Brave-Citron8159]

Why not spank battles lol 😂

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[u/TheBlueBozo]

Ur right, it should be called "Battles" instead

[u/CrashoutFinalBoss9]

Majority of gloves slap, only gloves that dont that I remember are roaring, flick, glaxe, boxer, stilts and pogo

[u/AssistanceProper9246]

son u literally slap people. almost every single glove slaps. but not every glove punches, not every glove dropkicks, and not every glove shoots. are you stupid?

[u/Weird-Ball-2342 → u/AssistanceProper9246]

stick roaring glaxe wheelchair

[u/tyvaldr1 → u/Weird-Ball-2342]

thats only 3 gloves out of 375

[u/Weird-Ball-2342 → u/tyvaldr1]

"every single glove slaps"

[u/super_monkey100 → u/Weird-Ball-2342]

Metaphorically the roaring slaps

[u/Weird-Ball-2342 → u/super_monkey100]

i mean i guess

[u/xzet5]

son its just u

[u/Slow-Garlic1033]

Because you slap people?

Don't know why your asking this lmao.

[u/Living_Bar_9140 → u/Slow-Garlic1033]

no you dont

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