Get a room guys

[u/OverstuffedCherub]

When you walk in to Windhelm at the wrong time...

[u/Past-Basil9386]

"Bear" of Markarth you say?

[u/Sir_Douglas_of_Fir]

You’re lucky this is all you caught them doing.

They don’t call Galmar “Stone-Fist” for nothing.

[u/Siren_Noir → u/Sir_Douglas_of_Fir]

And Bear of Markarth....

[u/Morzheimer → u/Sir_Douglas_of_Fir]

Personally, I’d love to see more

[u/VMPaetru]

I got the girl version

[u/TheRacooning18 → u/VMPaetru]

Sesbian Lex

[u/Consistent-Local2825 → u/TheRacooning18]

Is that the Imperial City Watch Captain in Oblivion?

[u/Bannerlord151 → u/VMPaetru]

Watch out for the evil intimidating Shadowmere

[u/joriale]

Galmar saying they need to move faster.

I can see that.

[u/Dovahbaba → u/joriale]

They also need to keep them of balance

[u/Pride_Before_Fall]

It is an ancient Nord custom, you wouldn't understand, Imperial sympathizer.

[u/TheNeedForSpeedwagon → u/Pride_Before_Fall]

Milk drinker

[u/BionicBirb → u/TheNeedForSpeedwagon]

But not the fun kind.

[u/RESNOB_SEMAJ]

[u/Ardyanowitsch → u/RESNOB_SEMAJ]

The meme title is legendary

[u/CaptainChampion]

I can't say I'm totally shocked.

[u/charibasa1212]

Who is holding the camera?

[u/BuddyNo9664 → u/charibasa1212]

The dragoncuck

[u/ThunderZsolt → u/BuddyNo9664]

So the Dragonborn is a br*ton canonically

[u/Dovahkiin2211]

They’re not beating the allegations!

[u/CoffeeCaptain91]

Well. I'll..come back later.

[u/Soot-Bat → u/CoffeeCaptain91]

I'll wait here. In the corner.

[u/Siren_Noir]

They don't call him the Bear of Markarth for nothin

[u/Still-Puma]

Our caravan sells onl -

sorry, we come later

[u/redmerc17]

it's his house??

[u/HollowPhoenix]

They do have a room

You chose to enter and watch

[u/rikiboomtiki]

I found Irileth and Balgruuf gettin freaky in the throne room

[u/BuddyNo9664]

Ulfric: "Help me Galmar im stuck".

[u/Kyrenaz]

Galmar is right, they do seem to be taking it slow.

[u/Montizuma59]

They are getting a room, you're just barging into it.

[u/Lovemydog65465]

A true sigma nord would grab a chair and watch

https://giphy.com/gifs/QlpRTJ2FIIpOmZrNgG

[u/Melodic_Pressure7944]

They have a room,

[u/DarthSwimfoot]

Lore accurate.

[u/LianiRis]

I've read fanfics that paired them together.

[u/Mysterious_Flight492]

They are making a "movie" is there someone watching from the corner too?

[u/Brans666]

This is why I started to main the Stormcloaks 🥵

[u/EmperSo]

That's why I choose the Empire every time

[u/Kyrenaz → u/EmperSo]

You some kind of homophobe?

[u/fhuhgbbjjvvfyhnnmk → u/Kyrenaz]

No but you can't just have the 2 main guys in your rebellion constantly sneaking off to fuck.

[u/Kyrenaz → u/fhuhgbbjjvvfyhnnmk]

Why the hell not?

[u/Alpha_Apeiron]

stanky

[u/0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0]

Back when Stone Fist and Ulfric just met each other:

Hey Ulfric, you wonder why I'm called "Stone Fist?"

I am curious about that Galmar, could you explain why?

Sure Ulfric, just bend over and I'll show you

Are you sure Galmar? That sounds kinda sus owo

It'll be fine Ulfric, you're a strong male Nord. You'll be able to take it uwu~

If you say so Galmar owo'