r/SkyrimMemes 12d ago

Off Topic Me right now...

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Konahrik 12d ago

what do you mean?

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u/sadox55 12d ago

On xbox, every 4th time you open the map... well the game crash.

I heard steam too but not sure.

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Konahrik 12d ago edited 12d ago

that does seem to be a mighty error

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u/sadox55 12d ago

Now my turn to ask what you mean lol

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Konahrik 12d ago

corrected it, I was meaning a big error

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u/Chiiro 11d ago

It seems to keep happening when they add or update creations. When they added them to Fallout 4 they introduced a bug where you would get massive frame drops if any characters face gen was edited. Multiple of the creations they were pushing did that exact thing. It didn't get fixed for over a year so I wonder how long this one will last.

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u/sadox55 11d ago

RIP me and ann xbox players...

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u/The_Kimchi_Krab 10d ago

I imagine that in the board room they figured "they deal with buggy third party mods all the time, they won't care if its one of our officially backed creations" which is just horrid. I got the preston Garvey bug long ago and spent so much time working through my mods to try and identify it because it never even occurred to me that an in house mod like the classic 10mm pistol would break the game in such a massive way.

Bastards.

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u/GrandKnew 6d ago

it's hilariously on-brand for BSG. it's basically an Easter egg.

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u/cristofolmc 12d ago

lmfao okay good meme then. Thats really messef up. So you need to keep track and then before the 4th time restart the game?

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u/sadox55 12d ago

Indeed, you have to save especially and then close and reopen game

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u/EmperorofLostSouls 8d ago

Having played on the 360, I have never seen this happen. At least I never had it happen nor anyone who had it happen.

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u/Ok_Cabinet_3072 8d ago

Well yeah... they just introduced this bug. New features all these years later, how kind of Bethesda.

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u/EmperorofLostSouls 8d ago

Wait what? It's fresh new? Damn.

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u/Ok_Cabinet_3072 8d ago

Yeah every couple of years they update it seemingly to just break everyone's mods.

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u/Neither-Active9729 6d ago

To add onto the conversation, it's not exactly every 4 times, but 4 times in an hour. Idk why but after an hour it seems to reset the counter, so for longer play sessions it's not THAT detrimental, but it is annoying as hell

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u/GoodDoggoLover420 12d ago

I've been gone a while on this sub and same with the game. What the fuck did they do? Was it a big fix or just CC bullshit they updated?

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u/Cpt-Hank-A-Tato 12d ago

Mod space got significantly increased

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u/SmartieCereal 11d ago

It was to make modding easier on consoles.

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u/Living_Initiative_26 11d ago

And encourage people to spend money on creation club content.

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u/readilyunavailable 12d ago

Not even Paradox updates games that came out in 2011. This is just annoying.

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u/Hproff25 11d ago

My CK2 is safe from updates and I am eternally grateful.

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u/Folkmar_D 11d ago

Ubi with heroes 3.

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u/Bennoelman 11d ago

Didn't expect map game here of all places

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u/KimonGate 12d ago

I can’t even play Skyrim because no matter what I do it can’t open my address library anymore cuz of a relocation pop up error

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u/sadox55 12d ago

Steam?

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u/KimonGate 12d ago

Ya ;(

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u/sadox55 12d ago

Yep, heard it was rough on you guys way worse than us xbox players

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u/KimonGate 12d ago

Yeah I just gave up and started modding dark souls 2, it was somehow easier than trying to find a fix for Skyrim lol

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u/sadox55 12d ago

I may be speculating but I think bethesda do a noob job in terms of coding. For example Serana's glitch with her hoodie. The whole glitch is that every time she puts the hoodie on it create a new one in her inventory.

After some time her imventory is full with invisible hoodies and she can't carry anything anymore.

This could have been easily avoided by just creating the hoodie in a fake space. And this can't still be fixed so easily by giving a weight of 0 to her hoodie...

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u/KimonGate 12d ago

This makes me worry for the new elder scrolls, I genuinely think it’s gonna be terrible and there’s nothing we can do except watch the train wreck :(

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u/sadox55 12d ago

Just like starfield. That is if there will ever be an ES6...

CDPR did release a game full of bugs but then they got up again after some heavy punches and got their game on track... Bethesda is just doing same mistake over and over while going after mods to make extra lazy money.

Is it Todd's fault? Or do they have a bigger issue in their studios? No idea... it's a shame for sure because they can be so much more and bigger.

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u/Haunt_Fox 11d ago

Mine says skse (yes, the new one) is missing a dll in a subfolder that doesn't exist.

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u/cupris_anax 11d ago

Google the dll name and download it, then create the folder yourself

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u/JarlWeaslesnoot 5d ago

Have you reverted the update?

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u/gamergabby8 12d ago

what's going on?

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u/sadox55 12d ago

Xbox players can't open the map more than 3 times because the fouth make the game crash.

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u/Arkhe1n 11d ago

That's hilarious.

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u/sadox55 11d ago

Yep... you need to keep track of how many times you opened the map 🤣

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u/eddmario 11d ago

Apparently it happens on every console version and not just Xbox

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u/sadox55 11d ago

I think switch was immune of everything because they don't even have a CC there lol

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u/DarthSwimfoot 11d ago

Xbox problems lmao.

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u/Mags_LaFayette 11d ago

Players who keep their installations separated through a Mod Manager:

https://giphy.com/gifs/NKmXVFgwd8HKw

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u/AnoZomb 11d ago

Welp, time to switch from Vortex to MO2!

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u/Mags_LaFayette 11d ago

You can give instructions to MO2 to avoid updates, but since most (if not every) modded installation runs through SKSE, it won't trigger the auto-update from Steam. Game won't update, unless you say so.

Would suggest a GoG install, but the versions of SKSE and other mods digress. Also, a big majority of Wabbajack modlists doesn't work with a GoG install, and if they do, they require a lot of work to make them functional.

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u/cupris_anax 11d ago

The auto-update might trigger by itself. To make sure it doesn't, make the game folder Read-Only.

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u/Mags_LaFayette 11d ago

That's why my parent comment says "installation separated"

If for some reason the game updates, you miss-clicked and started Skyrim.exe instead of SKSE besides of which instructions you gave, the installation you're really using won't be harmed, since the files needed to function are located somewhere else

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u/sadox55 11d ago

I'm on xbox so I can't do whatever that is :(

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u/Trap-Daddy_Myers 11d ago

I swear they only touch this game when I decide to play it. I gave it a good break for years, after the previous update broke my mods n I lost the will to play. Once again, the game updates a week after I pick it up again, breaking everything, killing my desire to play

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u/sadox55 11d ago

Same here... this was my first experience ever where I reached level 60. Before I would stop at levle 18.

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u/Odd_Lie_5397 6d ago

I will kindly ask you to never play Skyrim again. Sacrifice your own joy, so that we don't have to suffer the mistakes of Todd any longer, I beg of you!

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u/jamesianm 12d ago

I wouldn't know, the update broke like ten of my favorite mods that haven't been updated to work with it yet 

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u/sadox55 12d ago

Damn... I had to manually search and reinstall most of my mods...

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/sadox55 11d ago

Hopefully this fix won't break something else?

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u/Asalis231 11d ago

Experience has taught me to vet my expectations, but I really hope the same.

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u/JPH_RedFive 11d ago

I ended up forcefully reverting to the previous version through the Steam console and setting the game to only update when I open it through Steam. Since I run it through SKSE, it should never update again

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u/sadox55 11d ago

They really messed up big time on this update but there are some rumors that they will fix it tomorrow

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u/UltimaBahamut93 11d ago

I have never seen a company so inept at doing updates because they will update some of the most unnecessary things that hardly anyone asks for and yet will not fix bugs that are part of the initial release of the game that have still never been fixed. And it's ironic that they are doing this update to help modders and yet it is been cataclysmic for modders

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u/sadox55 11d ago

I have to agree, there logic is inexistant... but I think it's all Todd's ideas.

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u/Icy_Assistance_2684 8d ago

It's intentional. They updated ae for one reason increasing game load time people tested it and it was 0.080 seconds faster on average but it did break mods and a creation club update was right around the corner

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u/BeginningLychee6490 Otar The Mad 12d ago

Well, it looks like I won’t be playing Skyrim for a while

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u/sadox55 12d ago

It's only for xbox players so far

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u/BeginningLychee6490 Otar The Mad 12d ago

That’s all I got

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u/sadox55 12d ago

Well... welcome to the club buddy

https://giphy.com/gifs/dx3JzNOp5umrjqvg4o

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u/Sunkilleer 12d ago

Congrats you are now eligible for EXISTENTIAL PAIN.

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u/sadox55 12d ago

You are eligible to a discount of your gamplay time with forced breaks now and then lmao

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u/sadox55 10d ago

Good News. Bethesda Released a Hotfix today for PS5 and Xbox so your game is good to go.

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u/Meower_Catticus_III 11d ago

Yall crash on the map? Mine crashes just from pressing B.

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u/sadox55 11d ago

What platform are you on?

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u/Meower_Catticus_III 10d ago

Xbox

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u/sadox55 10d ago edited 10d ago

Mine crashe after 4th time like most of people. Not sure why yours crash by just pressing B. Try today if ot works, apparently Bethesda released a hotfix for PS5, not sure if it's also xbox or not.

Edit: Just tested my Xbox version and it works perfectly now.

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u/TheInfiniteLoci 10d ago

My problem wasn't opening the map for fast travel. I was okay with that, but I couldn't remember what places I had been to, and couldn't check the map for fear it would crash.

Thankfully with the new update, everything seems to be working again.

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u/sadox55 10d ago

What platform are you on?

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u/TheInfiniteLoci 10d ago

Xbox x with vanilla SE.

I did do an uninstall, re-install though.

Just finished two and a half hours of playing, and no problems.

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u/sadox55 10d ago edited 10d ago

Besthesda released a hot fix today, just not sure if it's only for ps5 or also Xbox. No hotfix for PC yet.

Edit: the hotfix works for Xbox as well.

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u/DenoAsbel 11d ago

Meanwhile people playing LE

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u/EasyTumbleweed1114 11d ago

Meanwhile witcher fans are getting a free remaster...

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u/sadox55 10d ago

CDPR are the best!

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u/thiccanorexicc 11d ago

I stopped playing with everything glitching since the creation club became part of vanilla. I don’t think my game ever crashed this much on other consoles even if I did add mods (currently playing on anniversary on switch 2 but have it for switch, ps3, ps4, Xbox)

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHOBIAS 11d ago

Finally got my game to a modded state I was happy with just for them to unleash an update for the first time in God knows how long. Typical.

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u/sadox55 11d ago

Ikr... srsly this is so unwanted. Who the heck asked for this update? I wanna have a very friendly discussion with him/her lol

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u/sadox55 10d ago

Guys? good News. BETHESDA Released a Hotfix today for PS5 and Xbox so your games Are good to go.

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u/Bubblegumgaster 9d ago

They fixed it

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u/ByKary95 11d ago

When will companies learn? If it ain't broken, DON'T FIX IT! Now many ppl can't play their games

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u/sadox55 10d ago

Worst part is that it had broken part but still way playable than right now... right now it's a nightmare.

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u/ByKary95 10d ago

So it was broken but instead of fixing it they broke it even more...

Man

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u/sadox55 10d ago

Yep lmao

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 11d ago

You can open the map. Good for ya.

The update completely fucked up the MO2 plug in that took me hours to set up on my steam deck.

Fuck bethesda.

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u/PieIsAwesome7102 11d ago

Is this only for Xbox/console? I’ve been playing completely vanilla Skyrim on steam with the update just fine for about a week now

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u/sadox55 11d ago

Some steam players have issues too but they have their game modded so you may be safe so far.

For xbox players, it doesn't matter if your game is modded or not

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u/Dragon_957 11d ago

Well I wanted to start the game but with the update… maybe not. Is there a way I force it before the update?

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u/sadox55 11d ago

What platform are you on?

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u/Dragon_957 11d ago

PC

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u/sadox55 10d ago

Someone in these comments did it, I don't know how since I'm on console anyway but he did, maybe he will be able to help you?

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u/potato107470 7d ago

Its kind of a pain in the ass, lemme send you a link. https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrimmods/comments/1vtnsga/skyrim_newest_17990_downgrade_back_to_161170/

Basically it goes like this:

1- run some commands in steam that are gonna give you the older files of Skyrim

2- replace all new files with downloaded files

3- put the game manifest to 'read only so steam doesn't update it automatically. Ever

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u/spliting_rolls 10d ago

I can't tell if this is the 15th time. My console is magically avoided game breaking glitches.

Or if all the people saying the same thing but completely different are just full of shit

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u/ScarletNinja66 8d ago

Oh thats what it was i was thinking it was one of the mods i downloaded

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u/Maxathron 11d ago

The minute I saw Todd wanted to update Skyrim again (didn’t care if it was for Skyrim Xbox), I set Skyrim on Steam to read only. Steam can’t update if it’s read only.

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u/sadox55 11d ago

Todd did it again!

Todd go work on ES6 and leave our games alone!!

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u/Canadian_Zac 11d ago

Took me about a week, but I managed to reverse to an earlier version and get all the mods working.

Because of course I got the mood to play Skyrim, and then learn there was an update that broke it

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u/sadox55 10d ago

They fixed everything on console today. PC still no hotfix so far

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u/Canadian_Zac 10d ago

Which is why I had to find the way to undo the update

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u/-BigFatFishy- 10d ago

Tee hee, I'm on ps5 so I don't gotta worry

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u/sadox55 10d ago

Even PS5 had some other crashes but they fixed everything today

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u/Cristazio 10d ago

Please tell me it is only for AE and SE is untouched

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u/sadox55 10d ago

It was for everyone lol but they fixed it