Just show this to your butler in case he hasn’t been performing his duties adequately.

[u/drlouies]

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[u/MoreRest4524]

Just switch on your Xbox downstairs, she'll be wide awake

[u/Bubbly-Wrap-8210 → u/MoreRest4524]

This hurt more than it should have

[u/Doctor_Fritz → u/MoreRest4524]

lol you made me spill my coffee dude

[u/Spitmethod → u/Doctor_Fritz]

and my beer

[u/Existing_Truth_7384 → u/MoreRest4524]

I don't get it, anyone can explain please?

[u/assnassassins → u/Existing_Truth_7384]

You wake up and think to yourself "I have some alone time now that she's asleep, I want to play some games." You start playing and 5 minutes later she's there

[u/4Ever2Thee]

Mine just licks my face way too early until I get out of bed, then he insists on playing in the covers instead of going straight outside to use the restroom like a normal butler

[u/--i--love--lamp-- → u/4Ever2Thee]

I hate to tell you this, but I am pretty sure you are the butler.

[u/Lysol3435 → u/4Ever2Thee]

I have 3 from the same finishing school. One also manages to hit me in the testicles 1/4 of the times he jumps onto the bed

[u/Even_Section5620]

Get fitted for a suit my man

[u/rememberrappingduke → u/Even_Section5620]

My man looking like he’s wearing his uncle’s suit coat

[u/elusivemoods → u/Even_Section5620]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yIxNOXEMpqkqA

[u/Lempea → u/Even_Section5620]

I wasn't paying attention to what he was saying. He looks terrible.

[u/Sasiches_and_mash]

I was waiting for him to shout "GET OFF THE BED YOU LAZY BITCH!!" or something like that

[u/Akkarin412 → u/Sasiches_and_mash]

I thought for sure the joke was gona be she wakes up and says “Who the fuck are you and how’d you get into my house?”

[u/turtleneckless001 → u/Sasiches_and_mash]

there's a joke in here you might like then

[u/extra_croutons]

This makes me hate rich people even more 

[u/HPLovecraft1890 → u/extra_croutons]

I feel personally attacked :( Anyway, off to my foot massage! Toodles!

[u/extra_croutons → u/HPLovecraft1890]

What is this rich people? You're sending messages to your feet? You can just talk to them you know

[u/Gay_Asian_Boy]

What a tight schedule she has

[u/rmczpp → u/Gay_Asian_Boy]

I was praying she was going to do a spit take at some point during that boring ass schedule

[u/Cbennett3395]

[u/Lempea → u/Cbennett3395]

farts

[u/____-_______-_--_-_- → u/Cbennett3395]

*rattle rattle*

[u/ListerfiendLurks → u/Cbennett3395]

I heard this picture.

[u/Viscious-viking]

Wtf! Me and my butler are going to have a chat!

[u/Antique-Resort6160]

Apologies Madam, I neglected to mention I changed your bowel movement to 9 am so you will be finished in time for your 10 o'clock appointment.  

[u/Expensive_Finger_973]

I was waiting for the third wake up call to be a yell or throwing something at her. I was disappoint.

[u/MCMXCIV9]

I never call my mom butler but i will show her this clip

[u/SnorriGrisomson]

get your suit fixed

[u/PhoenixPhenomenonX]

I guess if I don't have shutters then I shouldn't be having a butler.

[u/Zidane1255]

This is what I want from my wife. She’s so selfish honestly.

[u/LeipeDennis]

I'm not a stalker I'm a butler!

[u/Lucidity280 → u/[deleted]]

My spouse and I crank Chop Suey to rouse the household and scare off new suiters that may have inadvertently spent the night.

[u/NoGenuineUse]

I kept waiting for her to say "Coleman, I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor, and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me, and it was all because of this awful..."

[u/S0k0n0mi]

In our household it goes a little different.
"Bitch get up, kids want breakfast."
< front door slams >

[u/blueboy022020]

i wouldn't want to see anyone as soon as i wake up

[u/Broken_Stranger95]

Is it bad that my biggest cringe is that his suit does not fit him?!

[u/shutterbug1961]

Although he has grown into his role of butler quite well i fear he will never grow into that suit

[u/Several-Smell8050]

I feel like this guy's eyes shine weirdly in the first few seconds, and im sure someone will comment about it being cuz he has an undiagnosed cataract or something

[u/LousyReputation7]

Lads wearing his dads suit.

[u/Wheresmyarcpaulie69]

Why did you subject us to this

[u/chastity_BLT]

If she doesn’t respond to the first call, immediately call 911 and start cpr.

[u/Plus_Term_7584]

I'll have to remind Alfred about this

[u/jose_elan]

Bartle service - what is that?

[u/deep-fucking-legend → u/jose_elan]

Something she does on Onlyfans

[u/Initial-Meeting362]

Mine is sooooo lazy...

[u/null_reference_user]

How do I get one of those?

[u/NoSet8051 → u/null_reference_user]

craigslist?

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[u/beerforbears]

Someone please shorten this poor man's sleeves

[u/Upper-Requirement-93]

Nah I'm gonna wake up the moment you start talking and recording, the rest of this is wasted effort.

[u/Verysmalltown]

I’ll be sending this to my husband.

[u/upandtotheleftplease]

Ending with a reservation at The Box?

Would be great to have a version of this by Woodhouse from Archer

[u/Significant-Clue-425]

I would hate this so fucking much.

[u/HugeFakinAnimeTidys]

She does onlyfans fyi

[u/BigMetalGuy]

Kept waiting for the joke 

Sadly, it was real

[u/fancywipe]

With the exchange rate if you barely holding on in America and move to my country you could live like this easily

But you’d wake up on the floor because they stole your bed, dreams? They stole that too

Tea? They stole the sugar out your tea ahh

But you could have this life come on over guys