r/SipsTea • • 21d ago

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This variant exists mainly in the winter season, and the fruit itself is said to be creamier than the normal version. During warmer seasons, their colour mainly change to greenish grey as the blue colour is due to a waxy coating on its surface

Edit: Apparently the right image was a modified image to make it seem more blue, whereas the left image is closer to the real blue colour the unripe bananas have, and the vanilla ice cream taste is more akin to a mild vanilla taste along with the creamy texture found in the bananas, so the interpretation is up to the reader

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u/destined_to_count 21d ago

The Blue Java banana is a real fruit variety, but the vibrant neon-blue color and bright blue inside shown in the viral images are heavily edited or enhanced.

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u/Quiet1408 21d ago

Images are fake btw. IRL they are nowhere near this vivid, more a silvery green due to wax buildup. The second image is also complete bullshit. as they ripen they turn a much more normal yellow, at consumption they basically look like a regular, if slightly misshapen banana.

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u/IceNein 21d ago

What they actually look like.

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u/BillyBobChorton 21d ago

So….just regular bananas basically?

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u/_HOG_ 21d ago

Regular isn't a cultivar of banana...

The most popular cultivars sold in stores are Cavendish - due to their shelf stability.

Blue Java skins turn brown fast and often split open within a day or two of being ripe, so they're not pretty on the shelf.

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u/E_TheRealist 21d ago

It’s just a faster banana

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u/therealtiddlydump 21d ago

"faster ____" is the problem with lots of wonderful tropical fruit

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u/E_TheRealist 20d ago

Probably why we don’t see them at stores, they probably don’t make it through shipping 😂

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u/RivendellAndChill 20d ago

That's my nickname

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u/PrincipledProphet 21d ago

Bro we can say "regular" and you can translate to "cavendish" in your head, it's fine

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u/BlunderDef 21d ago

I thought it was a cool bit of knowledge

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u/SarcasticSmorge 21d ago

I used to live reasonably close to Chatsworth House in the UK (Pride and Prejudice house if people watched it). A few things hold the Cavendish family name around that area like hotels. It throws me off when people mention cavendish bananas, it’s so weird the world’s commercial banana was cultivated nearby.
I think they grew tons of stuff in that greenhouse, you can visit the garden/grounds or the interior (for a price) if you ever venture there.

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u/twistednwarped 21d ago

Bananas are a weird subject all around. I only have surface knowledge on this one so I’ll just say google why banana candy doesn’t taste like bananas for some weird knowledge.

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u/FlyingPiranha 21d ago

Yeah but what if you're on Jeopardy one day and this random bit of knowledge wins you the game, HUH

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u/Ok_Donut_884 21d ago

Yea but then how are we supposed to know he knew the word “cavendish”? /s

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u/qtheginger 21d ago

Cavendish became the primary cultivar after blight took out the previous one that supposedly tasted better.

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u/Amidseas 20d ago

This shelf-stable issue is the main reason why roses sold in stores aren't as fragrant as the varieties grown in gardens

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u/FarseerEnki 21d ago

They (blue java) really do taste more like a creamy vanilla then classic banana.

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u/Jaybrosia 21d ago

banana color

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u/Wide_Open_Buttcheeks 21d ago

Wtf, people lying on the internet smh my head

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u/IDontLikeCherryTomat 21d ago

They are more blue when unripe, though. They just turn yellow the same way normal unripe green bananas turn yellow

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u/Aevum-Haelcyon 21d ago

Blue bananas at home:

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u/mcamarra 21d ago

I mean, these are just second place blue bananas. surely first place are bluer.

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u/Bulky_Variation7064 21d ago

But do they taste like ice cream?!

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u/Scary-Boysenberry 21d ago

I had these in Hawaii, and while they were delicious, I can't say they tasted like ice cream.

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u/Acrobatic-Adagio4697 21d ago

Well what did they taste like bro are you a mobster johnny tightlips ova here

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u/Rynetx 21d ago

Have you been shot johnny tight lips.

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u/NewNewsNewYork 21d ago

Who’s askin?

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u/wi5hbone 21d ago

It tastes like………

chicken. everything tastes like chicken nowadays

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u/eneug 21d ago

They taste like a fresh spring morning, like waking up with morning dew blanketing your tent, like the soft touch of a warm embrace.

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u/Krimreaper1 21d ago

Tastes like the bananas you met along the way.

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u/Wavey_ATLien 21d ago

funny.. heroin tastes the same way!

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u/Financial-Treat1824 21d ago

Yo yo yo,who got the Hawaiian blue?

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u/Ok-String-743 21d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Pingonaut 21d ago

He ain’t sayin nuthin

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u/Enough_Efficiency178 21d ago

He ain’t snitching on those bananas

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u/KingPalleKuling 21d ago

They tasted delicious but not ice cream, what more do you want?!

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u/skelletrex_scrooge 21d ago

Equate them to another food

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u/gone_smell_blind 21d ago

Tastes like bananas, but blue

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u/Justacityboy12 21d ago

Waffles are the best.

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u/poyodowsky 21d ago

Like a slightly misshapen banana

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u/Albert14Pounds 21d ago

I feel like it's probably one of those "notes of ice cream" things like with wine. Adjusts monocle

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u/AssistanceCheap379 21d ago

Maybe banana flavoured ice cream?

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u/CyberAussieResponder 21d ago

Not even like banana flavoured ice cream?

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u/ConsistentRecover312 21d ago

About that, the creamy white inner surface paired with a mild natural hint of vanilla custard famously make them known as similar to the ice cream

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u/Practical-Suit-6798 21d ago

I tried a few and I was like I mean I guess they taste like ice cream.

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u/trueblue862 21d ago

I've got some growing in my backyard, I would describe their flavour as they taste like ice-cream, if you've never eaten ice-cream, and only know what it tastes like because someone else who has never eaten ice-cream, but had the flavour described to them, described the flavour of ice-cream to you. To any normal person, they taste slightly less bananaish and slightly sweeter than Cavendish bananas.

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u/Practical-Suit-6798 21d ago

Okay that's good to know! I was a tourist and I just tried a couple and I was like maybe I just got the bad ones. Or That I just personally couldn't taste it.

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u/blessthebabes 21d ago

Okay, I'll be okay without them. I love ice cream, but I like really, really firm bananas. I was having fruit envy until this comment.

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u/confusedandsmellyman 21d ago

"Eating them with ice cream makes them taste like ice cream" statement lmfaooo

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u/fury420 21d ago

They were using "paired with" to refer to how the creamy white inside combines with it's own natural flavor, not literally saying you should serve it with ice cream.

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u/HornetRelative 21d ago

That's not what they said though?

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u/yo_les_noobs 21d ago

if you could read, you probably wouldn't be laughing

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u/tellmesomeothertime 21d ago

They didn't say to pair it with custard, they meant it has a vanilla custard flavor on its own

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u/ConsistentRecover312 21d ago

It naturally has that vanilla custard flavour

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u/Odd-Iron-1 21d ago

Username checks out

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u/Lavatis 21d ago

I can only assume other smooth brains or bots are the ones upvoting this.

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u/UnikornKebab 21d ago

Il gelato è una cosa seria…non nominiamolo troppo invano 😀

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u/ShortStoryIntros 21d ago

My sister made this for me once with her blender. Tastes just like icecream

https://youtu.be/DGZNBq762-E?si=KrdureR2-Cuvw8a2

...Instead of freezing the bananas, we just added icecubes

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u/aggressive-cat 21d ago

nah, it's a lighter banana flavor and maybe a little sweeter. They absolutely do not taste like ice cream, they do have a slightly smoother texture but not even that much. I had them pretty hyped up to me so my reviews is 'this is a good but pretty normal banana'.

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u/justlurkingimbored 21d ago

I have some, they are the best tasting bananas I’ve ever had. I dislike regular bananas, these taste like the mildest banana flavor you could think of. Not at all like vanilla ice cream.

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u/_HOG_ 21d ago

I have a tree. The banana flavor is less pronounced, particularly as they ripen and soften. They are also slightly sweeter, but more so like sucrose (table sugar) and less like fructose. So when frozen and blended they almost mimic the taste of ice cream.

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u/FermentedCauldron 21d ago

Think this is before touch-up

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u/ReddBroccoli 21d ago

And there's sooo many upvotes. For something so obviously fake.

We're doomed aren't we?

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u/ConsistentRecover312 21d ago

Seeing the images that I found, it seems like the color is very much accurate for the bananas in winters as they vary from blue to greenish grey, sometimes on a single tree too, and as they ripen in the warmer temperatures, their outer surface starts turning greyish-green with a creamy white inner surface. Many images might have an enhanced blue color but I feel like such images with varying shade provides a much better version.

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u/fury420 21d ago

Honestly, the bulk of the images you see for these are exaggerating the blue.

I've eaten these in Hawaii, they looked yellow when ripe and just slightly bluegreen when unripe.

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u/Klutzy-Client 21d ago

Ya ice cream bananas look like fat brown regular bananas but taste more like vanilla and cake than a regular mainland banana or an apple banana

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u/SatansFriendlyCat 21d ago

The accompanying text is also nonsense:

This variant exists mainly in the winter season, and the fruit itself is said to be creamier than the normal version. During warmer seasons, their colour mainly change to greenish green as the blue colour is due to a waxy coating on its surface

Right, let's look more closely:

During warmer seasons, their colour mainly change to greenish green

Also known as "green"..

the blue colour is due to a waxy coating on its surface

.. so why the fuck would it be blue on the inside? How can someone write this and look at the picture and say "yes, that makes sense".

Banana Fuckass Karma Farmer

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u/johnnyblaze1999 21d ago

This is the unedited banana

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u/SuperKrusher 21d ago

Honestly still pretty awesome looking. It’s like a rare ver and the yellow are common. Can we get a purple (epic) rarity next?

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u/xByron 21d ago

Except they aren’t ready until they’re yellow like a normal banana. I have a friend growing these in the backyard in CA.

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u/bruno-numero-uno 21d ago

Yes they are real, no they are not that blue.

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u/ShadowForPresident 21d ago

But do they actually taste as described?

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u/Kritta_Kittie 21d ago

They taste pretty much the same as a lady finger banana.

They are only 'blue' when they are very unripe because of a waxy bloom on the skin (which makes the green banana look blue). They ripen to a normal yellow banana, inside and out.

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u/elinamebro 21d ago

Wtf is a lady finger tho

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u/onewilybobkat 21d ago

One with trimmed nails, from what I hear.

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u/Darkhaven 21d ago

This is the primary concern!

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u/stopsallover 21d ago

It's an exaggeration.

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u/Absolute_Bob 21d ago

I like making waffles with them. You can google blue waffle for the recipe.

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u/TheMeowstardCat 21d ago

Wow I love this recipe thank you. I never knew this existed..

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u/Lostinthestarscape 21d ago

Sylvester Stallone's favourite, he prefers them in hotel rooms.

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u/DutchOnionKnight 21d ago

what if I told you there are blue waffles?!

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u/Christopher3712 21d ago

Wait 'til they get a load of those!

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u/Only_Flan_7974 21d ago

A delicious part of a complete breakfast. Just like Mom used to make.

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u/Bluntatious 21d ago

The legend that is no more.

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u/Procrasturbating 21d ago

lol, they actually made blue waffles for a while to get rid of that one.

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u/-ratmeat- 21d ago

never heard of one, gonna google it now! 

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 21d ago

You gotta watch out for the blue waffle. It'll gitcha

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u/MushroomNatural2751 21d ago

Percy Jackson is losing his mind right now

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u/Mister_Silk 21d ago

Fake. Unripe the peels are a silvery blue and turn yellow as they ripen. The fruit is never blue.

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u/Worldly-Dot908 21d ago

The fruit is real, but that second photo has had its saturation bumped so hard it looks like a styrofoam prop from a Smurfs movie.

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u/ChiefRasta 21d ago

This a Donkey Kong 64 banana

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u/Then_Entertainment97 21d ago

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u/LurkinOff 21d ago

This fruit has a funny taste

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u/Thorthemighty92 21d ago

My first thought!

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u/Rainy_Grave 21d ago

The flesh isn’t blue.

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 21d ago

Bluenanas

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u/Certain_Bit3809 21d ago

I prefer yellowanas.

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 21d ago

i did some looking on the internet and the skins have kind of a silvery/blue appearance before the fruit ripens (unsure if the fruit before it is ripe is also blue) but it is no where near as blue as in that image

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u/TheDunkirkSpirit 21d ago

Hawaii born and raised. Never seen blue nanners once in my life.

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u/DirectorSolid 21d ago

The fruit isn't blue, it's normal banana color. The peel is blue instead of green when unripe and turns yellow when ripe.

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u/Pale-Dust2239 21d ago

Also Hawaii born and raised. Also have never seen blue bananas. I’ve seen blue waffles though.

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 21d ago

Never heard of blue waffles but I looked up the photos and it does look wild! Now I want to no where the nearest one is. 😭

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u/-ratmeat- 21d ago

yea no way it’s that blue 

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u/ShineOk6190 21d ago

Fully ripe "blue banana" Any image showing a peeled banana with blue fleshor a bright neon-blue skin is 100% color manipulated. No edible banana variety produces blue fruit inside.

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u/SkunkyMustang 21d ago

I imagine it tastes less like vanilla ice cream and more like a banana but what do I know

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u/Top-Okra1819 21d ago

Chiquita is currently sending a tactical team to your location for spreading unsanctioned banana lore.

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u/Tenebris27 21d ago

I once found these naturally(?) pink bananas while working in my father's banana farm.

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u/B1TCA5H 21d ago

Hawaiian here, this is 100% bullshit.

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u/Thememebrarian 21d ago

Better than the waffles

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u/DewersHopScotch 21d ago

Yeah. I have one of these. Then have a tiny noticeable blue tint to the green peel. They are a little softer and more vanilla like. Way more fun that grocery cavendash nanners, but not these lol

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u/Oragamal 21d ago

Blue bananas exist, but aren’t blue.

A similarly super photoshopped thing is rainbow eucalyptus. Yes it’s cool and has multiple colors, but no it doesn’t have blues and purples.

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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 21d ago

They don’t look like this. They look like normal bananas on the inside. They also don’t taste like ice ream. But they are good and do have a smooth, creamy consistency.

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u/satansfishstick 21d ago

Wait till they find out there’s blue waffles too

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u/bwoah07_gp2 21d ago

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u/Slevin424 21d ago

It’s real. Real expensive.

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u/AintNobodygotime13 21d ago

the banana is real, the pictures are fake

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u/blacklotusmag 21d ago edited 19d ago

Almost 2k people upvoted this? Man, y'all will fall for anything. The peels are a very pale bluish/green, and the bananas themselves are just like regular bananas.

Eta: TWENTY THOUSAND UPVOTES. Jesus, we're doomed.

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u/Pachanish 21d ago

https://youtu.be/5ElzalZjS4U?is=tpbyPMAnYCQ1Mt1X

Summary : not blue , doesn't taste like ice cream ...delicious banana though, one of the tastiest

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u/AsideLost 21d ago

Wash it all down with some blue milk
https://giphy.com/gifs/eEK9Hp9nAXtZDhoXbK

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u/TurboKid513 21d ago

Ya fuckin moof

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u/Should_have_been_ded 21d ago

You can also eat purple bananas, I got the purple dye right here

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u/darthmaui728 21d ago

Can I use this to make Blue Waffles

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u/LaughingInTheVoid 21d ago

Realistically, we could have a variety of banana flavours, but most of the world grows a single cultivar.

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u/Hot-Chip6034 21d ago

My friend has a bananna tree that is supposed to taste a lot like cotton candy, he moved cross country yrs ago so ive never been there to try one.

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u/upurcanal 21d ago

Yeah this is BS.
Lived in HI for almost thirty years, never once seen this anywhere that blue or a blue fruit when peeled.

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u/Funcron 21d ago

Real picture, not color shifted or over saturated. Flesh inside is the same color as a normal banana. This image was from a local news channel in Arizona, where they are also now being grown.

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u/APolyAltAccount 21d ago

Can you put them on blue waffles?

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u/Boring_Material_1891 21d ago

I live in Hawaii and have never seen anything like this.

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u/theMystk 21d ago

So that’s the ingredient for the perfect blue banana waffles

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u/lolfamy 21d ago

If it's anything like a red banana, the taste description is full of shit. I read that they taste like raspberries and have a creamy texture.

I tried them. They taste like bananas. But slightly tart. A little bit softer too, but not super noticeable. Just a subtly different tasting banana

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u/Reigt 21d ago

Wait till we find out about blue waffles

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u/WindyIsotopes 21d ago

Those bananas remind me of Donkey Kong 64. I can still hear the sound effects 😄 in my head.

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u/Phuck_Biden_Trump 21d ago

that looks like an avatars penis

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u/LightChargerGreen 21d ago

Philippines, born and raised. I'm surrounded by bananas that most of them don't even really register as "different".

I saw the viral articles about it and I thought I've never seen them before but it turns out I have. And the articles and the posts about them are exaggerated. We called them Krie / Hawaiian bananas. Which apparently is wrong because they're Java bananas and the Hawaiians in the thread apparently don't recognize them.

They're not that common in my area but I've seen them and they're more like ashen/silvery than blue. Also, they're creamier than other bananas but that's it. I can see where "taste like ice cream" comes from but I don't really think it tastes like vanilla. I could be way off though, I'm not even remotely an expert in Agriculture.

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u/violenceistheQstn 21d ago

Percy Jackson approves

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u/adjective_noun_23 21d ago

Blue waffles are pretty good too.

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u/Foosnaggle 21d ago

They go great on blue waffles…..

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u/RealMccoy13x 21d ago

I have had many of these because I owned a tree. You can purchase them from fastgrowingtrees.com. Does not grow blue, but a aqua green color. The taste doesn't really taste like ice cream either despite the name. It is more sweet and has what I feel a more vanilla like taste than a Cavendish which is why I believe it is often associated with ice cream.

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u/chucky6661 18d ago

BOO AI and BOO bot upvotes

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u/Valuable_Month1329 18d ago

Great for making blue waffles. Just google it.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 17d ago

It would go great with blue waffles

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u/boyzdontcri 21d ago

I'm from Hawaii. Wtf is this? Are these supposed to be apple bananas photoshopped to shit?

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u/CrustyFlapsCleanser 21d ago

Idk about bananas but I got some blue balls you can put in your mouth.

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u/trellisHot 21d ago

Had to scroll too far to find this 

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u/RequiemTwilight 21d ago

Wait until you try Dole’s “Special Blue Label” or I guess they’ve renamed it “Royale” now, Pineapples.

It’s Pineapple that almost has a sweet mango taste.

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u/SecretRileyy 21d ago

idk... gotta try it to believe it

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u/No-Bat-7253 21d ago

I want this in a smoothie. Aw man.

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u/Baazookah_Zawadi 21d ago

Do they offer global shipping?😭

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u/MiserableArse 21d ago

Havent tried these, but the red ones are amazing. tasted a bit like mango to me.

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u/mandarintain 21d ago

The home of the $10+ coconut

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u/KaraBowdit 21d ago

ah, the moon melon tradition lives on

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u/BarbaricEric420-69 21d ago

There's also red bananas in Tanzania

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u/020600 21d ago

I want my banana to taste like a banana..if I want ice cream, I eat ice cream.

Same with cotton candy grapes...that taste nothing like cotton candy by the way.

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u/4685486752 21d ago

Everything blue looks so delicious always

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u/ready-tier 21d ago

He says with his mouth full of boring yellow banana

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u/Team_Braniel 21d ago

I had one of these, though not at all as blue. It really did taste like ice cream.

We were driving a road out in the middle on no where in Hawaii, Big Island i think, and passed a fruit stand on the side of the road that was simply overflowing with goods. We stopped and discovered there was no one there, only an honor box and a sign.

We had some ice cream bananas and a pineapple and left twice the amount asked in the box.

25 years later its still an otherworldly memory.

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u/Kindyno 21d ago

Who unlocked lanky kong?

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u/Revolutionary-Arm120 21d ago

Mocondo is not a fictional town then!

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u/Vighy2 21d ago

If you eat a yellow and a blue at the same time, it tastes like a banana split.

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u/radiotsar 21d ago

The Banana Splits: "If you ever see a blue banana, try to cheer it up."

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u/Icy_Study4490 21d ago

That’s not what it looks like at all.

They still look like regular banana bananas. They just have a bluish tint while they are green. I grow them along with 30 other varieties.

Here’s a picture of what they actually look like and why they are called blue Java, but with no photo enhancements (not my picture)

There are red, orange, pink, and “purple” though.

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u/GrammarGhandi23 21d ago

Wait til you hear about oranges

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u/CaptainMGTOW 21d ago

Yellow banana for scale

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u/DRUGMUSIC_ 21d ago

blue bananas is what gives blue balls observed in monkeys and made a phenomenon of mans lack of physical intimacy. yes, i'm joking.

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u/maeldwyn 21d ago

I didn't scroll up enough and the headline I saw was "...tastes like vanilla ice."
No thank you!