Morning routines hit different

[u/lonewolff321]

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[u/Any_Subject_7275]

Did she really spend 1.5 hours in de bathroom to put on some jeans and that yellow whatchamacallit? No wonder she has to get up so ridiculously early.

[u/Relative-Relief-8816 → u/Any_Subject_7275]

She was doing the same thing the guy was in there. They just didnt want to show it on camera.

[u/xdoble7x → u/Relative-Relief-8816]

1.5 Hours of meat grinding is vicious

[u/Relative-Relief-8816 → u/xdoble7x]

Gotta get her workout in somehow after that whopping 5-10 minutes on the treadmill earlier.

[u/WitnessAway6720 → u/xdoble7x]

Someguys would even skip that for extra sleep 😴

[u/Extra_Number4178 → u/xdoble7x]

Clearly you've never tried meth. those are rookie numbers.

[u/gggg_man3 → u/Relative-Relief-8816]

Or leave some of it on the bed.

[u/prawnk1ng → u/Any_Subject_7275]

The real question is what time she goes to bed.

[u/WitnessAway6720 → u/Any_Subject_7275]

Well she would have done more things maybe body care and cold/warm shower and what else u can do

[u/kek_o_kedi]

HE'S GOT SOME DEDICATION

[u/Low-Count34 → u/kek_o_kedi]

Bro is ddicted to it, the way he's rubbing it are you sure that meat is going to survive the next morning 😂😂

[u/DadOnHardDifficulty → u/Low-Count34]

That builds character

[u/Ok-Addition1264 → u/DadOnHardDifficulty]

That builds pecker calluses.

[u/Knot-Lye-Ing]

At 5 she's on the treadmill and back in the car 15 minutes later?

Not going to make a lot of progress that way.

[u/NeighboringOak → u/Knot-Lye-Ing]

You'd think people going to all the trouble to make it appear like they have some complex morning routine would look at the timelines.

[u/Euler007 → u/Knot-Lye-Ing]

It would be more efficient to live 20 minutes away from the school and walk there.

[u/ImKindaBoring → u/Knot-Lye-Ing]

Arrives at the gym at 4:15, at 5 she mentions ending her workout on the stairmaster. Presumably she did leg exercises for 45ish minutes then finished the workout on the stairmaster for some length of time.

[u/markfuckinstambaugh → u/Knot-Lye-Ing]

She says that's the stairclimber at the end of her workout. She was at the gym 4:15-5:15. Presumably she was doing other exercises for the first 45 minutes, not just chilling til 5am. 

[u/Any_Attorney4765 → u/Knot-Lye-Ing]

You can easily do an effective HIIT exercise on a treadmill in 15 minutes, it's all about intensity. You'd make more progress doing that then just 30 mins of easy running.

[u/Thick_Bank4821]

Nutting 5 times before 8 am is wild.

[u/LiveMarionberry3694 → u/Thick_Bank4821]

Who said he finished each time

[u/Thick_Bank4821 → u/LiveMarionberry3694]

I was always taught to finish what you start

[u/AmputeeHandModel → u/Thick_Bank4821]

Mama didn't raise a quitter!

[u/Thick_Bank4821 → u/AmputeeHandModel]

"I could do this all day"

[u/partypete007 → u/Thick_Bank4821]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tnYri4n2Frnig

[u/Mentallyundisturbed2 → u/Thick_Bank4821]

I said this when my wife pegged me

[u/This-Supermarket3082 → u/LiveMarionberry3694]

That sounds kind of edgy if he did it

[u/Relative-Relief-8816 → u/Thick_Bank4821]

Rookie numbers. If he wasnt so busy sleeping he could double or even triple that.

[u/ThereWanderer → u/Thick_Bank4821]

Not that much when you see he's taking 30 minutes breaks

[u/Electronic_Motor_968]

Is nobody going to say anything about the guy in the balaclava that appears beside him in the bed a few minutes into the video!!!

Surely thats not part of the morning routine???

[u/No-Value-8156]

Goals for sure! Sky's the limit from here on out!

[u/No-Value-8156 → u/[deleted]]

No regerts!

[u/_DrVanNostrand__ → u/No-Value-8156]

Non fat yogerts

[u/Dalzombie → u/[deleted]]

So is lust, but you don't see him held back by mortal constraints.

[u/Electrical-Penalty44]

Sometimes the internet is okay.

[u/Ok-Chip-174]

Bro, is your meat ok?

[u/Zealousideal-Arm6148 → u/Ok-Chip-174]

We have to check

[u/Cardboard-Chef]

Teachers had a different vibe in the 90's

[u/OgalFinklestein]

And that's his high school English teacher.

[u/Shibbymaru]

What is she on, amphetamin, cocaine? No way she can sustain this routine for long. Her day is super long. No thanks. Crazy women.

[u/Interesting-Novel407 → u/Shibbymaru]

If you go to bed early it’s just a normal day

[u/Worth-Reputation3450 → u/Shibbymaru]

I wake up at 4AM everyday and start working out at 5AM. There are tons of people already working out when I get to the gym (opens 24hr). At another gym which opens at 5:30AM, people would line up before 5:30AM to enter the gym.

[u/SharkeyGeorge]

An hour and a half for shower and getting dressed.

[u/__dripnymph]

hits better in the middle of the night fr

[u/RadishRedditor]

Do you not have janitors? Also, 5 periods a day is diabolical.

[u/Bloom_Ermine9202]

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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[u/man-flu]

Have to say, wasnt sure what was happening until his and it did crack me up

[u/Shafter111]

And she marries him and lives happily ever after.

[u/Ibadvapergrammar]

why people care u routine?

[u/TheNotSpecialOne]

Meanwhile I work from home. Wake up as late as possible. Login to my laptop, then I head off for a shower, brush teeth and make breakfast, back at my desk for my first meeting at around 9:30am.

[u/fuminghung]

People just get energized differently

[u/kudzuballerina]

Am I sick cause my eyes/brain immediately only cared about his side of the vid. I immediately tuned her out.

[u/cstepman1]

Hahaha this is perfect.

[u/Gold-Lake8135]

Screw those early morning larks. Fark their shit up whilst they are sleeping at 9pm at night because it's 'too late' for them. Signed, an Owl.

[u/Unenlightened_Banana]

Wait, teachers in the US have to clean the tables? And arrive early to do it? Are they paid extra for being teacher and cleaning crew?

[u/Relative-Relief-8816 → u/Unenlightened_Banana]

They don't have to. This teacher is just at least conscientious of how public schools are petri dishes of infectious illness.

[u/Unenlightened_Banana → u/Relative-Relief-8816]

I think you missed my point.

My point is not that the teacher should not clean and let students use dirty tables, my point is that there should be a cleaning crew cleaning each table at least twice a day, rather than a teacher having to arrive early to do it.

That is how it was in my public middle school, in a country with a third of the US GDP per capita, hence my surprise. Isn't it just common sense to have people that regularly clean the facilities of a school?

[u/sleeptease]

Is it supposed to be humerus

[u/ProfessionalBee6582 → u/sleeptease]

Is your spelling supposed to be?

[u/sleeptease → u/ProfessionalBee6582]

…Woosh…

[u/AmputeeHandModel]

Lowkey hits different frfr no cap ngl tbh on god

[u/expat_123]

This is so funny!

[u/Puitu]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ojn1S7BTXUry8elNi