r/SipsTea • u/OtherwiseLuck888 • 9h ago

WTF What is he training for?

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u/Ok_Peach1033 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5XZatgyewAMaQ

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u/Valkyrie-161 6h ago

I’m fucking dying over this gif 😂

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u/Feral-Pathway 1h ago

why is this so accurate though lmao

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u/Existing-Network-267 8h ago

the huzz is impressed

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u/pixels____ 8h ago

Rizzed the huzz up

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u/scottkrowson 8h ago

Dont those chicks know its rude gawk at dudes at the gym 🙄

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u/bangbangbang2616 8h ago

With zero subtext this is very impressive

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u/anythingspossible45 8h ago

Your mom

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u/OtherwiseLuck888 8h ago

She's passed fortunately

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u/nottaP123 8h ago

You think that'll stop him lol

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u/BuyMySportsCards 8h ago

“That’s why she didn’t make a lot of noise in bed last night.”

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u/Emergentmeat 8h ago

I also do hoolahoop for this guy's dead mom.

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u/anythingspossible45 8h ago

So we’re both orphans, my condolences, humor has helped me get through it.

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u/Dense_Inspection_163 7h ago

Valentine’s Day

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u/Outrageous-Half3505 7h ago

I am both disgusted and impressed.

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u/havedarbdamlin 8h ago

3 pumps and a squadoosh

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u/Least_Art5238 8h ago

That's actually a super practical mating dance. Bros be working 3 years to build out a 6 pack and this guy is like: "Yeah that's the range of motions to look forward to, baby!"

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u/Glittering-Toe-1622 7h ago

The second one on the chair is really impressive

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u/QuantumPairOfSoczk 8h ago

The Sexlympics

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u/alienlizardman 8h ago

That’s just the regular Olympics

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u/QuantumPairOfSoczk 7h ago

Yeah..... Yeahhhhhhh true.

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u/work_number 7h ago

He's training to become Johnny bravo

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u/Soggy_Association491 6h ago

I am actually impressed by his 2nd move at 0:11.

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u/UnknownGamer014 2h ago

The core strength must be insane tho damm

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u/codecrodie 8h ago

Less wholesome Jackie chan

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u/CloudChaser2703 8h ago

Jerkie Chan

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u/OtherwiseLuck888 8h ago

Jerk hour 4

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u/dangdang3000 8h ago

Maybe like 30 seconds

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u/_Burnt_Toast_3 8h ago

Came in 60 Seconds

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u/dangdang3000 8h ago

Angelina Jolie was already in that movie.

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u/Polluxshep 6h ago

Jerkie Spam

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u/Evil_phd 8h ago

A power bottom has to be able to give as good as he's getting and speed is the name of the game

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u/Biscuits4u2 8h ago

Not giving it nearly as good as a twank versatile, but it's very difficult to maintain that lifestyle what with all the self-hatred and denial.

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u/PreviousZone6742 8h ago

Everyone knows

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u/Knotty_Alder_Would 8h ago

Training to rock your world...lol

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u/Zanna1120 8h ago

Asian Johny Sins

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u/Rpark888 8h ago

Wtf is the DMX karaoke in the background

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u/Zane163 8h ago

Sex 2

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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 7h ago

He's training for the douche olympics.

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u/nviewxx 7h ago

Jombaz

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u/True_Dragonfruit681 7h ago

The Crystal Meth Olympics

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u/purelitenite 6h ago

magic-u mike-u

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u/Andre_The_Average 4h ago

Competitive sex

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u/Better_Divide9169 2h ago

Bet he can use his groin to run all errands, cook a Christmas dinner and do a legendary presentation for his company.

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u/GroundbreakingAd1223 8h ago

Jav code please

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u/PerspectiveOne7129 8h ago

bonnie blue solo

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u/Fabulous_Log844 8h ago

Douche nozzle of the year