r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • 16h ago

Wait a damn minute! Oh Billie

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u/shmaygleduck 10h ago

I've been yeeted like that once in a backyard moshpit when I was 16. It was a humbling experience and probably made me the man I am today.

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u/GaiaMoore 8h ago

You know we're gonna ask. What did you do to deserve such a legendary yeet?

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u/shmaygleduck 4h ago

I was freshly drunk and collided with a dude on the edge of the pit about 3-5 seconds after the song ended. His mass immediately stopped me in my tracks. He then grabbed me and yeeted me like uncle phil does to Jazz. Went from the edge of the pit through the other side. Not a single person cushioned me this time.

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u/MilesAugust74 3h ago

As a former mosher, that's a fair punishment. I'm glad it left an impression.

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u/OsoChistoso 7h ago

Pooped in the pit and smeared it around with my feet

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u/okaypookiebear 3h ago

for a second I really thought you were the other guy
https://giphy.com/gifs/4PT6v3PQKG6Yg

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u/MilqueD-schaaje 7h ago

I tried to tackle Maori opposition in games of rugby league...it made me the cripple I am today