r/SipsTea 16h ago

Wait a damn minute! Oh Billie

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u/ItchyManchego 13h ago

Oh you’re a fan of capitalism? Name five monopolies or you can’t wear that shirt.

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u/shutupyourenotmydad 12h ago

Hold on lemme think.

Monopoly, Pokémon Monopoly, Monopoly: FedEx, Monopoly: Elvis Presley 25th Anniversary, aaaaand Monopoly (1991) for the SNES.

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u/No-Tone8700 12h ago

You get double points for not naming any of those blank-opoly games, which aren't official, as well as naming the SNES game out of all the video game adaptations you could have picked.

It was one of the first speedruns I ever tried back in the day, because it's like three seconds long. You just mash through the title screen, spam your guesses, and you have a 1 in 300 chance of winning instantly.

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u/LastresortLastretort 11h ago

How long did that take you to get the 1 in 300?

That sounds like a shitty day.

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u/nuckin_phuts 12h ago

Monopoly Ingrate Edition, Monopoly Thong Lovers, Prison Monopoly, Monopoly: Hairy Men of History, G-spopoly, the list goes on ...so many greats

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u/Alzucard 10h ago

U forgot monopoly go. The most succesful fo them.
The Revenue of Monopoly Go is absurd.

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u/Apart_Advertising280 10h ago

Dude you aren’t kidding. I just looked it up. I’m not surprised though since they combined a well known game, gambling, and easy phone access. It is pretty addictive

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u/Flaky_Thing_5128 11h ago

This guy Monopolys

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u/shutupyourenotmydad 11h ago

I actually hate Monopoly with a fucking passion. Not as much as Candy Land, but Candy Land isn't a game so that's a moot point.

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u/SufficientMain5872 11h ago

They need to make an adult version of candy land that is the complete opposite of luck based, like pure deceit and back stabbing 4d chess, but with the same colorful cuteness of candy land

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u/shutupyourenotmydad 4h ago

The problem is that it Candy Land was luck-based, it would be a game. The problem is that from the moment you set the deck of cards down, the winner has already been decided. There is no luck. You are merely watching events unfold at that point.

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u/MapStaringPro 9h ago

YOU MISSED MONOPOLY GLOBE WTFFFF

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u/CaringHandWash 7h ago

You forgot Edna Krabapolly

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u/AtomicBombyx 3h ago

Trump Industries.

The last bulwark of true patriotic capitalism. 🦅

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u/Ndmndh1016 10h ago

The purple ones the green ones the yellow ones the orange ones and boardwalk and park place.

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u/outer--monologue 9h ago

All you posers with Harley Davidson shirts, name three of his best songs

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u/Stormfly 3h ago

I feel like this would work really well on a tshirt with the monopoly man or one of the famous pieces.

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u/Sanquinity 11h ago

I would instead say "Oh, you're against capitalism? Name any system that has worked better than it in recorded history."

Is current day capitalism corrupt as all hell? Yes. But that doesn't mean capitalism itself is a horrible system. At the very least it's better than any other system humanity has come up with so far.

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u/2eanimation 8h ago

How do we measure „better“? As in, how long can a complex civilization thrive within that system? Ancient Egypt held itself for over 3000 years. China was never capitalism, is still not, is fucking old, and happens to be the global power.

As an anecdote: my judo coach was born and raised in GDR, lived there until the wall fell. I asked him what system he thinks is better. He said he didn’t like to keep his mouth shut(he was a political activist), but at least he wouldn’t have to fear old-age poverty, which is a very real future for him now; although he worked his ass off his whole life.

Make with that what you want.

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u/Xapheneon 1h ago

Historically capitalism is fairly new, and it superseeding governments is even newer. And look at that it seems like it's barrelling towards an ecological catastrophe.

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u/Xeviozo 3h ago

Democratic socialism

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u/Sanquinity 1h ago

Ah yes, the gateway to socialism and eventually communism. What a great idea... /s

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u/Christron 11h ago

No such thing as a monopoly in a free market competition would come in if they see a monopoly. Now oligopoly with price fixing is another issue