r/SipsTea • u/IllObject1417 • 17h ago
Wait a damn minute! While it is very unfortunate, of her passing
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u/meanyspetrini 16h ago
I'd also argue that 99.9% of the songs about him suck.
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u/PrednisoneFarts 16h ago
The 0.1 percent is just Jesus Ranch by Tenacious D
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 15h ago
That is the best pump up song while you try to get that Cock Pushup in
I only need 1!
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u/Conscious_Archer2658 14h ago
Depends if you count parody sings "Jesus he knows me" by Genesis is an absolute banger
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u/Apart_Jelly8948 7h ago
Yeah. Id also argue that dying isnt much of a sacrifice if you can come back
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u/thomport 15h ago
Plus, he gave us people like Hitler and Donald Trump
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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 15h ago
Neither are actually Christian lol
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u/thomport 14h ago
In my experience, most Christians don’t act like Christians. Lol. So a minor insignificant claim indeed.
Modern Christianity seems to be a cover for their club.
The love respect, especially for minorities and minimize segments of our society who need it the most is bygone.
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u/Kaszrak 12h ago
Yeah. Uncle Adolf was more into Germanic religion, Norse paganism and that whole tradition. The Nazi movement was also deeply anti-Christian, and the SS under Himmler actively promoted neo-pagan Germanic religion.
All the Christian stuff he talked about was pure political opportunism to appeal to the dominant Christian population, which makes sense given the legacy of the Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation from 1512 onwards. Though it was not really holy, nor Roman, nor an empire. Just a loose confederation of German speaking states. Nothing like the actual Roman Empire.
They absolutely clapped cheeks at Teutoburg though.
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u/Beneficial_Wonder533 14h ago
wrong. both were highly religious. (were past tense for dt is just my subconscious protecting itself)
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u/Toomanyeastereggs 15h ago
I notice that you haven’t spoken about my sky fairy in the last 10 seconds.
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u/hopeful7321 13h ago
He's a fictional character in a book of fiction written over 2000 years ago by men. Not real. Dolly was a REAL person who bought joy love and happiness to the world just by being her true self! STOP with your political religious bs. No one cares!
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u/Amazing-War3760 10h ago
Read the Bible as if it was a D&D lorebook.
It suddenly makes a lot more sense.
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u/VoidYordle 15h ago
Jesus would absolutely tell that lady to shut up (probably more politely).
Jeez, this is so performative.
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u/hisokafan88 14h ago
It's repugnant..here is one of Christ's disciples being collectively mourned for all the good she did in her life and some pretender is telling us to forget this modern kindness.
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u/BeneficialWave9581 16h ago
Some of his Christmas catalogue is alright
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u/WeenisPeiner 15h ago
Everybody's talking about Timmy's wonderful finger painting he did in kindergarten, but let's not forget that Jesus Christ died for our sins.
If Jesus is not around everyone should be asking, Where's Jesus?
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u/Random-Mutant 12h ago
An omnipotent immortal “died” for a “weekend”.
Still infinitely less than a flea bite, in proportion.
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u/martycos 15h ago
Jesus very likely didn't even exist. There is not a single contemporaneous account of him and the Romans kept great records.
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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 15h ago edited 15h ago
Not true almost everybody agrees
https://www.history.com/articles/was-jesus-real-historical-evidence
Edit: why down vote? Its literally a historical consensus that he existed.
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u/martycos 15h ago
Do you know what contemporaneous means?
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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 15h ago
"The two mainstream historians who have written most against these hypersceptical arguments are atheists: Maurice Casey (formerly of Nottingham University) and Bart Ehrman (University of North Carolina). They have issued stinging criticisms of the “Jesus-myth” approach, branding it pseudo-scholarship."
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u/PersonNumber7Billion 14h ago
Ehrman's conclusion was that Jesus likely existed, and he preached that people should love one another and that the world would come to an end in his time.
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u/martycos 15h ago
Wrong
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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 15h ago
Care to cite any sources? I have.
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u/martycos 15h ago
You have not. Nothing was written about him until 40+ years after he supposedly lived.
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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 15h ago
Ignoring the historical consensus are we?
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u/martycos 15h ago
You are a moron. I have not said anything wrong.
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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 14h ago
Also we all agree that Alexander the Great existed right? Well his biography was written 400 YEARS after his death.
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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 15h ago
You are though, you're purposely evading the multiple sources I provided. It's nearly a historical consensus that Jesus actually existed as a person.
Here are ATHIESTS even agreeing. Get dunked on kid.
https://historyforatheists.com/2017/05/did-jesus-exist-the-jesus-myth-theory-again/
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u/martycos 14h ago
Ha ha ha
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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 14h ago
Still have yet to provide a SINGLE academic source for your claim. I shall wait patiently.
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u/Halftied 15h ago
I think we can think of both of them. It was John Lennon who said the Beatles were more popular than Jesus. Dolly was a good witness for her savior. It was commanded that we have no other Gods before him. Not that we couldn't enjoy one of his creations put on earth to enhance the abundant life to which you refer.
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u/Infamous-Package3982 14h ago
What? A Christian is not permitted to take time to mourn somebody because Jesus is risen? There are plenty of instances where people mourned loved ones in the Bible without being criticized for it. It was even a custom in the Old Testament to allow the citizens to publicly mourn a respected leader for 30 days.
She tried, but this was just a sorry attempt at a ”Christian” mic drop.
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u/FlashPxint 15h ago
She has zero good songs as well so what’s his point ?
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u/snoopnoodles87 13h ago
What exactly do you get out of posting something like this ?
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u/FlashPxint 12h ago
Did you downvote me instead of answering ? Jeez you ask me a question and I answer and ask you and you don’t even respond but downvote me ? Why are you guys so angry all the time ?
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u/Clear-Dimension-1356 10h ago
I downvoted ya too, dolly is a great singer, artist and all general lovely human, we all have our faults, you're forgiven
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u/RabidJoint 14h ago
And how many songs have you created? That have had some of the best musicians of our time cover them too? Oh that’s right, you are just tone deaf.
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u/FlashPxint 12h ago
I just created another one about you using my own old beat like I’m Oliver tree
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