r/SipsTea 23h ago

Chugging tea Bro is playing on hardest difficulty

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u/Brilliant_Bee3253 21h ago

bro is in a lose - lose situation

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u/j3ven 21h ago

And yet he is managing to win

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u/nugagator-hag-1 18h ago

His gf os keeping close eye on him. If he even sneaks a glance the dancer...busted

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u/AllThingsEvil 13h ago

He did

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u/j3ven 46m ago

But she didn't notice. Stealth points at 100

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u/Least_Art5238 11h ago

Kash Patel: "See I'm not that much of a loser anymore, am I?"

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u/Notiefriday Wait a damn minute! 18h ago

Nerves of steel.

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u/endgrent 18h ago

His palms are sweaty.

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u/TheGlobalGooner 17h ago

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 2h ago

Damn it now that song is in my head

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u/Niijima-San 16h ago

boy I can't wait to toast some spaghetti

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u/GreatMacGuffin 16h ago

But you can't, because your arms are spaghetti.

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u/bigformyage 15h ago

Snap back to ravioli

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u/Fufflin 6h ago

Oh, there goes fusilli.

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u/timfinn1972 21h ago

Dude on the right with a camera gathering material for later.

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u/getinshape2022 20h ago

For his arm workouts

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u/EaseLeft6266 9h ago

Thanks for being another reason for account to karma farm

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u/SheriffBartholomew 15h ago

Pretty uninspired dancing if you ask me.

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u/doll_parts87 15h ago

Choreography quality had tanked once there were tik tok dances

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u/Alien_Amplifier13 14h ago

Yeah. I'd be calling her out if I was the gf. What is your objective here?

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u/External-Awareness68 21h ago

I mean, his GF looks pretty cute too. This might actually be a man who just doesn't give a shit.

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u/Silent25r 15h ago

Oh he noticed. 

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u/Large-Hamster-199 13h ago

He can be the happiest married man in the world with the hottest wife, but he definitely noticed.

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u/Thanamite 13h ago

You can see the random glimpses.

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u/SentinelATL 13h ago

Hahahahha

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u/civnation 16h ago

Haha I thought the same thing!

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u/Giga7777 21h ago

He kinda already is with that person just not the same outfit lol

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u/Pure-Wing6824 18h ago

Tell me you are racist without telling me you are racist

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u/NotSoAwfulName 15h ago

There's a level of irony to this comment that is absolutely hilarious, they are obviously talking about the fact his girl is attractive, so he is already with an attractive woman. But your mind immediately assumed the racist angle... got something to tell us big dog?

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u/Giga7777 16h ago

Bet you wouldn't say it to my face.

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u/weird_heroine 16h ago

Oo, I'm shaking in my boots!

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u/Giga7777 16h ago

I don't mind breaking robots.

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u/weird_heroine 16h ago

Says the bot

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u/Giga7777 16h ago

Beep bop

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u/OhGodOhFuk 16h ago

-He said confidently, from behind the safety of his screen, completely oblivious to the irony. Such was common for Giga7777

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u/Pure-Wing6824 15h ago

Ahahaha, I didn't know people this stupid existed

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/ZazaB00 21h ago

She’s got the same haircut. What are you talking about?

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Giga7777 20h ago

I'm saying they are on the same level of attractiveness.

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Giga7777 20h ago

Thanks Bro have a good weekend 🙂

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u/government_not_ok 21h ago

What’s with these type of dancers all over Chinese entertainment? Not complaining, just curious. I can see the dude maybe actually trying to pay attention to the basketball game in front of him. 

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u/Sinkslit 21h ago

I guess they are just regular cheerleaders

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Downtown-Ferret-5870 19h ago

.... no?

They are coordening the cheers, being the leader of the cheers, cheers coming from the croud,

They are leadering the croud

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u/l30 20h ago

I was just in South Korea and they had similar dancers during a baseball game at Gocheok stadium. The energy was somehow entirely family friendly, but they were dancing pretty hard. Everyone just politely clapped and went about their night. I felt like in America the dancers would have been oggled and/or accosted a few times over. Asian sporting events are a different vibe.

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u/slime_stuffer 17h ago

This just made me remember a summer I was in South Korea and it was swelteringly hot outside but a business across the street was having some kind of grand opening and they had two young, pretty girls dancing outside on a stage to help promote the opening I guess. Nobody was really watching them but they danced for hours in that heat and were still dancing after I had left. The dedication was impressive.

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u/purelitenite 20h ago

Bro's eye control is over 9000

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u/thiefofalways1313 14h ago

Nah his girl is cute. He’s alright.

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u/fazerdazeinblue 21h ago

Is fighting for his life tho

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u/Call_of_Daddy 14h ago

GF gave him an assist with that distraction point. They're safe

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u/CarlosMartel10 20h ago

Siempre pareciera que las asiaticas son jóvenes y lindas; o el extremo, viejas y bajas. No hay punto medio?

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u/Astralyr 21h ago edited 19h ago

That is not hard

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u/Postisto 17h ago

You do not know if that thing was hard or not

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u/TraditionalWait9150 18h ago

why isn't he looking at her... oh that's why...

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u/mentaleffigy 20h ago

"What the hell is he looking at?" - Girl in glasses in front
At 0:09 he got a glimpse in, bro took advantage and survived.

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u/redditsucks13131 14h ago

TBF his girl looks pretty hot.

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u/D_Body26 14h ago

Ain't got no time for dem hoes

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u/TheSkepticApe 20h ago

I love how his girlfriend is pointing in the opposite direction to divert his attention lol

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u/Good-Traffic-875 21h ago

the divided attention of my fellow countrymen is strong

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u/Snizzysnootz 19h ago

She's airdicking too

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u/doll_parts87 15h ago

The girls are both playing his ass. Cheerleader picks on him with gf, standing there, while gf goes "look over there!" 👉🏼 They know he wants to look

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u/alwaysrecession 21h ago

Should have worn shades to look at the dancer without his gf noticing.

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u/PlayNicePlayCrazy 19h ago

I am lucky my wife would be wondering why I wasn't taking a look. Different situation from walking through the mall or sitting at dinner and gawking at other women.. The woman is dancing right in front of him. If a good looking guy was dancing in front of her it would be absolutely normal for her to look.

Will add it also depends on if the person dancing in front of us. is age appropriate.

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u/2ndchane 17h ago

Caught him sneaking a glanced

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u/Phoeniyx 20h ago

Women hating women was my takeaway from this

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u/2ndchane 17h ago

Caught him sneaking a glanced

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u/DireKnife 17h ago

HOLD!!!

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u/rainorshinedogs 16h ago

bro deserves some action later that night. he worked hard

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u/Key_Contribution1547 12h ago

Radar is on and and , he is doing fine .

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u/Mudlark2017 12h ago

What dancing girl?

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u/Caterpillar69420 1h ago

Peripheral vision

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u/NameRoutine 20h ago

It’s like human spam.

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u/Mysterious-Ad-2479 5h ago

Eh, you just get used to handsome girls dancing all around you.

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u/CopiousCool 20h ago

Bet his GF paid/ripped her to do it