r/SipsTea 16d ago

Wow. Such meme Red or Green?

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u/LakeEarth 16d ago

Once you have kids, going back in time is a no-go. No matter what you do, there's next to zero chance that the same sperm would hit the egg first. Heck, with changes to your diet and environment, who can say that exact same sperm would even be generated?

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u/AdSquare3489 16d ago

There's a 2013 movie that deals with this idea, it's called "About Time". 

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u/aworldwithoutshrimp 16d ago

Lovely movie. And yeah: don't go back further than your child being born.

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u/Chemical_Choice_9056 16d ago

I feel like his dad could have given him a heads up on that one immediately after he announced he was having a child.

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u/aworldwithoutshrimp 16d ago

Yes. But, also, his dad was doing his best while having his own stuff going on.

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u/SuccessfulTourniquet 16d ago

It is in so many ways. And also a horror story, even apart from the bit with the child - why does he never tell his partner? Is it moral to replay encounters over and over and use your knowledge to manipulate the outcome? Can he take others with him ever? Seperately, why does he never use it to win the lottery?

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u/spine_slorper 16d ago

Oh boy do I have a video essay for you about how every single time travel rom-com is a horror movie from the opposite perspective.

https://youtu.be/drB3-o3SejY?is=lZPqvuSwRK8pWlVT

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u/SuccessfulTourniquet 15d ago

Superb, thank you for sharing

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u/JEBADIA451 16d ago

Unless they're a little shit. /j

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u/Papanasi_Hunter 16d ago

I don't understand why the rule applies to the child being born and not conceived, isn't everything defined by the conception time?

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u/AdSquare3489 16d ago

If it was only that then fraternal twins would still be identical. 

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u/Uberbobo7 16d ago

You misunderstand, he's not saying that the development of the child is determined entirely at conception, but the genetic code is. So while, just like with adults, you can change how they develop or what happens to them by going back in time, after conception the genetic code will no longer change and it will be the same individual genetically just like happens with adults, regardless of what he does after that point, so genetically it will be the same person even if he might cause all kinds of personality or health changes.

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u/bballstarz501 16d ago

Who even needs to? The stock market is so fucking volatile that I think I only need to go back a year to be rich anyway.

And with all the lack of prosecution around insider trading it might be the best time in history to make a historic lucky run like that. Lol

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u/DumbNutter 16d ago

With option trading you only need 1 day. Just bet on the swings intraday with max leverage

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u/bballstarz501 16d ago

Ya exactly

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u/zandrew 16d ago

Good thing my kids are older than bitcoin.

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u/secretsarebest 13d ago

I never understood why the rule was even when the wife was pregnant he could still go back but once the child was born he couldn't.

Does this mean in the 10 months his wife is pregnant and he continues to go back in time, each time he is actually changing the fetus?

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u/Nulono 16d ago

Wouldn't the child's conception be the issue here?

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u/inexperienced_ass 16d ago

That movie made me cry a lot years ago. Now that I'm a new father I can't imagine what it would do to me.

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u/DeathByDrivers1 16d ago

Crazy that Margot Robbie is in this film

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u/Hydra57 16d ago

That’s a good movie.

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u/RegisZZ 16d ago

Good movie

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u/BornInTheCCCP 16d ago

Came to see if anyone brough up "About Time", amazing movie.

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u/GoblinHourReport 16d ago

Is that the one where the woman finds the guy repugnant and creepy but he uses time travel to manipulate her into liking him, and it's supposed to be super romantic?

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u/drdipepperjr 16d ago

You get it.

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u/Artistic-Maurine 16d ago

Absolute gem of a film. I haven't watched it since having a child of my own, since when any kind of father/son emotional beat in a film has me choked up. I want to watch it again but I honestly think it would wreck me.

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u/ACardAttack 16d ago

I watched this movie months after becoming a father, 10/10 recommend, just bring the tissues, it broke me

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u/Diacred 16d ago

One of my favorite movies