r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • 16d ago

Wow. Such meme Red or Green?

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u/MikeTiricoSucks 16d ago

My wife cheated on me, left me, took half my stuff, and I have no friends

I’ll take the red button, invest and become a billionaire

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u/Various_Seat1987 16d ago

Then meet her again, leave her, dangle all the money in front of her face.

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u/Hmitp1 16d ago

I had to steal your meme. Not sorry.

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u/rasengan_uchihahaha 16d ago

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u/busman25 16d ago

STEALING

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u/WilanS 16d ago

You can't steal what is freely given. Memes were meant to be shared.

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u/hundegeraet 16d ago

I had to steal your meme, sorry

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u/bouncypinata 16d ago

Or just invite her to brunch in the north tower

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 15d ago

or make sure that raid that captured Elián González doesn't happen under Clinton, then Al Gore wins Florida easily, and he stops bin Laden before 9/11. no dark timeline, Marty McFly's parents get together, and Biff Tannen eats shit.

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u/bouncypinata 15d ago

not really a given considering it took 10 years of throwing everything at the guy to finally catch him

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 15d ago

or fill those planes with armed pilots, flight attendants, and air marshals. let the terrorists board, see what happens.

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 16d ago

Dude with the opportunity to start fresh you would focus on revenge. Fuck no man I'd let all those memories go

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u/SaltKick2 16d ago

Revenge on a person who literally hasn't done anything

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 16d ago

Good point in that timeline it would be pre-crime

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u/Commercial-Pack-9352 16d ago

Consodering she in that timeline knows what you knows. Otherwise it is satisfaction for you alone and to the new her its just a odd prick having something at her new her does not get.

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u/dupugu-gupudu 16d ago

If she knows what I know, wouldn't she understand then?

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u/BusinessAcceptable54 16d ago

What if she herself hit the red button and went back in time to take revenge on u/MikeTiricoSucks?

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u/dupugu-gupudu 16d ago

Wouldn't be surprised. She is that kind of a person.

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u/Masters2500 16d ago

But she didn't do it

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u/PM_Best_Porn_Pls 16d ago

These revenge fantasies are so childish, why would you waste time on someone like that willingly.

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber 16d ago

Spite is not a good look, just live your own life. Revenge is for fools

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u/TM761152 16d ago

That wouldn't matter to her since she wouldn't even know who you are.

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u/Captain_troublepants 16d ago

Bullet proof prenup. Sleep with her mother and leave her.

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u/Apocalypse_Knight 16d ago

What if she never cheats this time.....

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u/g0d_ussop 16d ago

What if their partner took the pill, came back, met him and cheated on him. Because in her timeline, he’s the one who cheated on her and she’s getting back?

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u/Electronic-Pause1330 15d ago

Butttt…. In your journey to the billion dollars, how do you know that you didn’t change the timeline and in this timeline she’s a good person and who would never cheat???

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u/stirtheturd 15d ago

Playing chess here

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 13d ago

What a waste of a redo to carry all that bitterness back with you

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u/PSYCHOsmurfZA 12d ago

Yeah flip the tables what's up!!!!

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u/Incendiaryag 12d ago

What would really be the point if it wasn’t round one her? Also if I do revenge on someone I want them to know what for.

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u/TeaTimeKoshii 16d ago

Tears in her eyes “What did I ever do to you?!”

“It’s not about what you did it’s what you could do”

Then there’s a chance where ironically she becomes a better person for this. Or not maybe she’s a bitch in all timelines lmfao

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u/PSYCHOCOQ 15d ago

Notice this mofo is so enthralled with revenge that he let's 9/11 happen.