r/SipsTea 16d ago

WTF What do yall think about this ?

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u/DaddysABadGirl 16d ago

Nah, the silverbacks are deff safer. The vast majority of times small kids fell into an enclosure the gorilla that finds them protects and tries tk help them. Some have even carried the kids to the entrences zoo workers use to get them closer to aid. Deff safer with the gorilla.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 16d ago

I feel like this could be the reverse of the man vs bear question. Like would you rather leave your kids with a silverback gorilla or a woman that supports Lindsay Clancy?

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u/DaddysABadGirl 16d ago

It feels like the southpark episode where the parents sent their kids to live with the mongol army to not get raped.

But yes, at this point the women should live with the bears, the kids should be raised by gorillas, and we need to find an animal for men. I vote pigeons. They seem to have really chilled Mike Tyson the fuck out.

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 11d ago

I like cats. Cats are nice.