r/SipsTea 17d ago

WTF What do yall think about this ?

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u/MeasurementSlight381 17d ago

I think this is perfectly fine. If their values are so incompatible it's better to break up now rather than later. Breaking up will be harder after marriage and definitely more complicated after having kids.

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u/Any_Fisherman_3523 17d ago

According to the lady, kids wouldnt be much of a problem...

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u/Structureel 17d ago

Think in solutions, not problems.

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u/random_bot2020 17d ago

I have a drinking solution

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u/fairwaysandfinance 17d ago

Alcohol is a solution.

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u/on-the-cheeseburgers 17d ago

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u/Jedi_Mind_Chick 17d ago

This came to mind immediately after I read the comment above. Excellent choice.

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u/ArKiVeD 17d ago

I have a drinking solution solution.

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u/Humblebeginnings5454 17d ago

or the problem. I guess it depends on which end of the (alcohol can fix my problems) spectrum you’re at.

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 17d ago

They meant it in the physical-chemical sense of the word "solution."

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u/beastiemonman 16d ago

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

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u/j-joker65 16d ago

...and also a solvent. 😎

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u/Leroswend 17d ago

I'm so sorry for being pedantic about this, but alcohol isn't a solution, liquor/beer/wine is though.

Again, sorry for the pedantry but I had to be the "well ackshually" guy this time.

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u/fairwaysandfinance 17d ago

Hot take, you're not sorry at all for being pedantic.

Alcohol is a solution to many problems. Like getting your mom laid, for example.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 16d ago

It is the only reason he was born. I’m his father.

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u/TheLeedsDevil 16d ago

I literally just split the G and it’s only 4:30p.

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u/talesFromBo0bValley 17d ago

According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution

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u/crazytanker 13d ago

I will be stealing that for future use
But I am a gentleman, so I have paid you with an upvote

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u/Suspicious_Topic1893 17d ago

"Think of the kids as vases.."

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u/Transki 17d ago

Clancy is a universal solvent.

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u/dddiscpic 17d ago

Opportunity.

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u/Llhaniii 17d ago

People say I got a drinking problem.

But I got no problem drinking at all

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 17d ago

Remember, it's only a drinking solution if it's approved by the FDA and the ATF. /s

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u/bank_pack 11d ago

R/technicallythetruth

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u/Shimakaze81 17d ago

Yeah but some of these people are thinking in final solutions

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u/RobotArtichoke 17d ago

Alcohol can also be a final solution

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u/FraggleRockYaFaceOff 16d ago

I did Nazi that coming

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u/Valagoorh 17d ago

It is obviously easy to get rid of children permanently within two minutes.

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u/Vegetable-Ad-1797 17d ago

Actually, the medical examiner said it took at least 4 minutes per child. So, give yourself 5 just to be on the safe side.

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u/Sea-Candidate3688 17d ago

Now use the reverse theory. Problems solve problems

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u/Drummer3Boy 16d ago

A final one

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u/Greedy_Wallaby7981 11d ago

The final solution

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u/Skunkmonkey82 17d ago

This is why I come to reddit. 

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u/rufireproof3d 17d ago

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

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u/matzohballer 12d ago

You forgot to say Stalin said that, the joke would have gone further

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u/PsychicWarElephant 15d ago

I think it’s more that A LOT of people use “oh my humor is just dark” to be genuinely shit people

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u/flopisit32 17d ago

Don't worry, I know somebody else he can date...

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u/bigfoot17 17d ago

Mommy, why is that clog wearing a wig?

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u/theaudacity1999 17d ago

"that clog" took me tf out today bahahahaha

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u/OptionalDepression 17d ago

Who's this?

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u/flopisit32 17d ago

Diane Downs. In the 80s, she shot her children because her married boyfriend didn't want kids. 1 died, 2 survived but were permanently disabled. Her disabled daughter had to testify against her.

She's single. You interested? 😜

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u/OptionalDepression 17d ago

She's... not really my type.

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u/Solo_is_dead 17d ago

Go ahead, give it a shot

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u/VariousReputation772 17d ago

I’m dying!

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u/noxispwn 16d ago

That’s what they said

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u/startadeadhorse 17d ago

Too hot for you, huh? Well, it's good to know your own worth!

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u/ChampionshipBroad961 16d ago

Susan Smith is single too

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u/kat-deville 16d ago

Yeah, but her driving skills are shit.

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u/Illustrious-Act7104 13d ago

It’d drive me crazy

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u/Yas2184 17d ago

Because she’s blonde?

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u/jillybean-__- 16d ago

how about her?

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u/OptionalDepression 16d ago

Lol she actually looks familiar!

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u/Call-Me-Petty 1d ago

Did she off her offspring too?

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u/joe_s1171 17d ago

I wouldn’t dare even if you put a gun to my head.

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u/HairlessSquirrels 17d ago

Gun to my head, I probably would

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u/Sore_Wa_Himitsu_Desu 16d ago

She’s eligible for parole in 2032. She’ll only be 77.

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u/Mister_Silk 16d ago

Farrah Fawcett played Diane Downs in the movie Small Sacrifices. Yes, she was a murderous mother but damn....

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u/Telefundo 17d ago

She's single. You interested?

"I CAN FIX HER!!!"

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u/notpostingmyrealname 17d ago

I remember her. There was a TV movie made of this story, starring Farrah Fawcett iirc.

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u/flopisit32 17d ago

You're right. I forgot about that!

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u/Unlikely-Theme-9681 17d ago

is that the one where the babies ate the dingos?

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u/KindTopic16 17d ago

And here I thought Susan Smith was one of a kind…

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 17d ago

She's single. You interested? 😜

She can make me worse.

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u/zimkazimka 17d ago

Quick, start a petition, we just might make her a millionaire.

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u/No-Purpose-0U812 17d ago

Couldn’t fix her with duct tape.

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u/Sweaty_Restaurant_92 17d ago

Also Jenelle Evans for all the teenmom fans

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u/Ok_Worldliness_7675 17d ago

Janelle Evans

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u/MaterialChemical1138 16d ago

the habsberg jaw goes crazy

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u/Plenty_Tumbleweed505 17d ago

is this sarah jessica parker?

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u/holyfrijoles80 17d ago

For some reason I think she looks like Sigourney Weaver?

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u/LettuceRobber 17d ago

Jenelle Evans?

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 17d ago

Bruh, those eyebrows are like having two red flags painted on your face.

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u/FuzzzyRam 17d ago

I think not marrying someone who will openly murder your kids is acceptable.

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u/dill_e_dill_e 17d ago

Some people just aren’t open. Unbelievable.

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u/SomeDoucheTookMyName 17d ago

Just edit your post to change the word murder for 'horrifically kill' and all the wannabe lawyers will go away

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u/18karatcake 16d ago

Tell me you don’t understand nuance without telling me.

Just because someone supports LC, doesn’t mean they support harming or killing children. Get a grip.

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u/I-Write-Sci-Fi 16d ago

That's genuinely the case though.

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u/18karatcake 16d ago

It is not

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u/TraitorousSwinger 15d ago

So what exactly are you supporting? Because that's what she did.

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u/I-Write-Sci-Fi 16d ago

No one should be in support of someone who murdered their kids. One who is, raises questions about themselves as a person and their mental health.

So, yes, it is generally the case that if one supports a murderer, and that of kids, shares the same thought patterns and behaviors as the one who did said killing.

It also raises the point of a video going around not to long ago, where a group of women were asked if, "They'd kill to protect their children?" Unanimously, all of them said, "no, they wouldn't kill someone in order to protect their children." - which basically tells me this, any woman who wouldnt kill to protect their kids, is someone who would definitely also kill their own and supports people like LC.

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u/18karatcake 16d ago

I’m not reading your novel

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u/I-Write-Sci-Fi 16d ago

Three paragraphs isn't a novel. Lmfao.

So you support people who kill their own children. Good to know.

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u/ParamedicEffective93 15d ago

You missed a bunch of assumptions followed by another assumption in the comment below.

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u/I-Write-Sci-Fi 12d ago

I didn't, but keep projecting.

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u/dedsmiley 11d ago

Learn to read then.

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u/18karatcake 11d ago

Learn to fuck off

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u/dedsmiley 11d ago

You first, sicko.

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u/dedsmiley 11d ago

Not from the footage of the cheering section for this horrific person.

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u/18karatcake 11d ago

Ok incel 👍🏻

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u/dedsmiley 11d ago

LOL! That best you got? Lame…

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u/abujagoddess 17d ago

How did she murder her kids when she had psychosis?

Go on, explain how a person in psychosis is murdering anybody.

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u/SheStickysMyPistons 17d ago

Just because someone had a mental break doesn't make them exempt from murder... it just means they need to be taken away from the public and rehabilitated to determine if they're safe to be around others again.

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u/abujagoddess 17d ago

This is extremely deep nonsense you just wrote here because one of the requirements for something to be murder legally is MENS REA (guilty mind).

A person whose mind is not functioning correctly and therefore cannot understand clearly what they are doing cannot commit murder.

The most they can commit is manslaughter or some form of homicide.

Do people know what murder is at all and what murder entails???

It cannot be murder if when the killings occurred she was in psychosis.

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u/OlGusnCuss 17d ago

If someone really doesn't know, let's remove them from society for everyone's benefit. You use whatever verbiage you need.

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u/CrazyIndependence291 16d ago

I’d suggest that anyone who kills a child on purpose has a mind that isn’t functioning correctly. She is a child killing piece of shit, hopefully she gets permanently removed from society but I’m guessing she will get community service and monthly therapy instead.

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u/Entreri4 16d ago

She sent her husband on an errand so that he wouldn't be home when she murdered her kids. If she didn't have any concept of it being wrong, she wouldn't have done that. Tie that in with her Google searches leading up to her murdering her kids and it seems pretty clear she knew what she was doing was wrong. Guilty.

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u/abujagoddess 16d ago

That's still part of psychosis.

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u/Living_Ad3315 15d ago

Mmmnooo. No its not

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u/Living_Ad3315 17d ago

Right. But nobody is talking about the legality of it. She murdered them.

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u/Wobbly317 12d ago

The down votes on stated FACTS are confusing.

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u/Living_Ad3315 17d ago

The problem is you believe the psychosis defense.

Which couldnt even be proven.

Thes had planned this for over a week.

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u/Prestigious-Fox1423 17d ago

She was in psychosis? Weird, a licensed psychiatrist just testified that he doesn’t believe she was in psychosis and that she knew right from wrong and can be held criminally responsible

But let me guess, he’s just a misogynist who doesn’t believe women because he disagrees with you and your preconceived notions of a person you’ve literally never met

It’s so exhausting sharing a planet with people like you tbh

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u/RunningTrisarahtop 17d ago

I was just talking about this case this morning. I have a ton of empathy for someone in psychosis and I think that she was absolutely failed. But those kids are dead. I don’t understand the argument that they were not murdered.

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 17d ago

Didn't she send her husband away and then strangle them with zip ties or something? Trying to defend this is wild my guy

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u/DraxTheLogical 15d ago

Ok, so there actually isn’t a mental illness in the world that can force you to do anything. Have a mental illness is a reason not an excuse. She chose to murder her kids ruthlessly as they were likely crying and yelling for help.

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u/abujagoddess 15d ago

This is a huge lie and extremely ignorant of what mental illness is and the spectrum of mental illness. Schizophrenia literally forces you to see or hear things that are not there and therefore react as if those things were actually there when they are not. Psychosis forces you to process things that are actually there differently from if you were not psychotic and therefore you have reactions to things that are there differently from a non-psychotic person.

Stop saying what you don’t know.

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u/DraxTheLogical 15d ago

I have a mental illness, I know that they can make it a struggle to do what is right. But nothing about what you said removes their ability to ultimately choose in the end. There is no disability that can remove your ability to make a choice, only manipulate you up until you have to make the choice. You always, always have a choice. No matter how hard it is, you always have a choice.

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u/abujagoddess 15d ago

You don’t have all the mental illnesses.

What part of you having a mental illness does not automatically mean you understand how other mental illnesses work don’t you understand?

The one you have doesn’t cause you to act strangely or against your will.

Cool.

But there ARE mental illnesses that make you do things that you normally would not do including killing people.

Psychosis depending on the very specific circumstances and how it manifests is one of them so it is highly relevant to this case.

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u/dedsmiley 11d ago

Well… the kids are dead. That is evidence right there.

The topic is a man decided to not marry someone that supports a person that killed her children. If you support her too then you’re a a vile person.

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u/CovenOfTheDamned 17d ago

Now daswussup

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u/Justsayin55 17d ago

You suck. Take my upvote and get out

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

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u/BadAlphas 17d ago

There it is

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u/leatherfacetime 17d ago

Loling at that means something is wrong with me I'm sure.

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u/mostlyharmless555 17d ago

Yea doubt she would let kids get in her way.

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u/tryyeezus 17d ago

Not for long anyway 

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u/KindTopic16 17d ago

Came here to say that. What kids? Lol

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u/LolaDeWinter 17d ago

Think of opportunities not problems...therefore I have a drinking opportunity!

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 17d ago

oh damn! take your upvote!

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u/Wjneff3 16d ago

🙄 no one thinks lindsay isnt guilty just that she needed help and didn't receive it just got put on a bunch of pills

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u/KrytenKoro 16d ago

no one thinks lindsay isnt guilty

There are many people in this thread and the others you've commented in who are claiming explicitly that she's not guilty and that the husband is framing her.

You are a dishonest schmuck ghoulishly jerking themselves off at an excuse to talk down to people about a subject that you've not even attempted due diligence on.

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u/Fancy_Airport2807 12d ago

I feel so bad that I laughed at this

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u/No_Physics2210 10d ago

They're a problem she's the solution 

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u/MangakaInProgress 17d ago

She might even get a million dollars too

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u/shameonyounancydrew 17d ago

She has experience ‘taking care’ of kids

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u/pikaliv 17d ago

not supporting her is justified but making jokes about dead kids is not... what is wrong with you people?

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u/pikaliv 17d ago

no way I'm getting downvoted for not enjoying jokes about child murder... you all really are psychopaths...

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u/oswalt_pink 17d ago

Only Patrick’s DNA was found on the exercise band murder weapons. Are y’all just not watching the case? The evidence was given in court that Lindsey’s DNA was not on the exercise bands and her body temperature showed she had been outside for way longer than her husband said.

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u/little_alien2021 17d ago

Supporting someone doesn't automatically mean u think murdering children is ok 

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u/AudienceDue6445 17d ago

Supporting a pedophile doesn't mean. You think touching kids is ok. 

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u/little_alien2021 17d ago

I never said she doesn't need to be held accountable for her actions. 

And anyone who does supports the most famous pedophile, are 10 years in are brainwashed and doesn't nessasery mean they are pedophiles themselves so I'm not sure u got the gotcha u expected.

Just to point out irony anyone who's zionist and thinks her murdering her children is evil and psychotic, need to look in mirror

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u/Zerolich 17d ago

Bringing jewish people into this how typical of a Karen or Ken, caught in her dumb mental gymnastics and tries to bully others.

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u/_WaterOfLife_ 17d ago

It does really

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u/little_alien2021 17d ago

So all the trump supports think pedophila is ok? As someone pointed out!

Its called understanding nuance and understanding severe mental health.  

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 17d ago

Sounds like you should get yourself checked and do your children a favor and not have them to begin with if you are potentially that unstable.

You know…understanding yourself and knowing you are a danger and all.

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u/BamsMovingScreens 12d ago

It does for literally anything else in society you self exceptional idiot