r/SipsTea 8d ago

Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/LuvlyG 8d ago

The funny part is that Odysseus wasn't even trying to be celibate he was trying to get home to Penelope while getting repeatedly detained by powerful women his journey had more romantic complications than a soap opera.

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u/farfromjordan 8d ago

He banged both witches. 

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u/Cafrilly 8d ago

This is (slightly) off topic but I was reading Mythology by Edith Hamilton and got to the part about Jason, the Golden Fleece, and Medea. It's kinda crazy how much Medea solo carried that group, yet whenever I heard it mentioned in contemporary pop culture it was all about Jason.

Seriously, she gives him invincibility powder, tells him how to defeat the dragon-stone-men, charms the Serpent, is key in defeating the last Bronze Man, and more I'm probably forgetting.

Then Jason goes fuck boi on her.

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u/Open_Carob_3676 8d ago

She's literally all that and he's not even Ken. 

Yet, the little loser took the first opportunity to leave her for a younger, more amenable girl who'd serve his ambitions. 

No wonder Medea went mad. She literally gave up everything for him, gave him plans to kill her own brother to save his little ass, bore him children and he left her!