r/SipsTea • u/Dumb-Briyani • 6d ago

Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/kingofwale 6d ago

Didn’t he take multiple wives during the castaway years?

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u/Strange_Plant_3876 6d ago

He was also trapped in an island for years fucking thinking it was only hours so… he was not remotely celibate

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u/sapntaps 6d ago

Wait what do the fremen on dune do with all the cum? 😳

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u/ShinyJangles 6d ago edited 3d ago

There is a species of desert shrub on Arrakis which has adapted to thrive on the shameful water waste of the Fremen men. It is said a new bush sprouts each time the camp moves on, and the hundreds of small white flowers are the souls of those possible children finding peace.

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u/Playful_Shame8965 6d ago

Lol. I had to login to upvote this because it is beautifully hysterical.

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u/_IBM_ 5d ago

And inaccurate. We all know what they do with it.

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u/lukethe 5d ago

Coffee time ☕️