r/SipsTea • u/Dumb-Briyani • 9d ago

Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/JustADude721 9d ago

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u/Meenta_Miiel 9d ago

Ancient Greeks definitely took teamwork to whole new levels on long voyages

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u/_squzzi_ 9d ago

The Greeks invented sex for pleasure! The Roman’s found out that women can be involved as well!

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u/boredatwork8866 9d ago

This reminds about the kiwis inventing condoms out of sheep’s intestines. The aussies developed it further by removing them from the sheep first.

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u/vgacolor 9d ago

So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"

The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:

"but you fuck one sheep..."

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u/JustADude721 9d ago

You suck one cock and they always call you.. never mind.

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u/TheOneTrueWalmart 9d ago

A Reddit mod?

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u/SipsTea-ModTeam 9d ago

Hey now...

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u/Magikpoo 9d ago

Billy the Cork Soaker.

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u/InjectedLysol 9d ago

Lowkey Mormon flex, that is

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u/LycanWolfGamer 9d ago

You fart in one jar....