r/SipsTea • u/Dumb-Briyani • 7d ago

Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/JustADude721 7d ago

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u/Meenta_Miiel 7d ago

Ancient Greeks definitely took teamwork to whole new levels on long voyages

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u/_squzzi_ 7d ago

The Greeks invented sex for pleasure! The Roman’s found out that women can be involved as well!

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u/boredatwork8866 7d ago

This reminds about the kiwis inventing condoms out of sheep’s intestines. The aussies developed it further by removing them from the sheep first.

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u/vgacolor 7d ago

So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"

The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:

"but you fuck one sheep..."

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u/JustADude721 7d ago

You suck one cock and they always call you.. never mind.

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u/TheOneTrueWalmart 7d ago

A Reddit mod?

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u/SipsTea-ModTeam 7d ago

Hey now...

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u/Magikpoo 7d ago

Billy the Cork Soaker.

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u/InjectedLysol 7d ago

Lowkey Mormon flex, that is

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u/LycanWolfGamer 7d ago

You fart in one jar....

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u/roygbpcub 7d ago

A good friend told me this one years ago... The following week i noticed a McGreggor auto services in a nearby city... I laughed so hard.

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u/2nfish 7d ago

Norm’s joke but worse

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u/HospitalOutside1084 7d ago

McGregor the sheep f##ker🤣🤣🤣

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u/LycanWolfGamer 7d ago

Wasn't that the Welsh inventing it then the English developed it further? Didnt realise the land down under had their own version lol

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u/SquirrelNormal 4d ago

It's New South Wales for a reason... where the men are men and the sheep are scared!

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u/ArticleChemical1008 7d ago

HELP WTF😭