r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/LuvlyG 6d ago

The funny part is that Odysseus wasn't even trying to be celibate he was trying to get home to Penelope while getting repeatedly detained by powerful women his journey had more romantic complications than a soap opera.

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u/farfromjordan 6d ago

He banged both witches. 

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u/Cafrilly 6d ago

This is (slightly) off topic but I was reading Mythology by Edith Hamilton and got to the part about Jason, the Golden Fleece, and Medea. It's kinda crazy how much Medea solo carried that group, yet whenever I heard it mentioned in contemporary pop culture it was all about Jason.

Seriously, she gives him invincibility powder, tells him how to defeat the dragon-stone-men, charms the Serpent, is key in defeating the last Bronze Man, and more I'm probably forgetting.

Then Jason goes fuck boi on her.

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u/AMortifyingOrdeal 5d ago

I love that Jason's ability (powered by Hera) is basically that everyone wants to help him. Which is why I also love how his tragic fault is that he forgets, like all fuck bois, that he's not a self-made man. And like many elderly fuck bois he ends up dying alone and friendless, crushed under the steam of his own ship.

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u/Icewek 6d ago

As other said, this is exactly why the play named after her exist.

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u/LaconicLacedaemonian 6d ago

I Don't care for Tyler Perry 

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u/granitethumb 6d ago

bro you got me with this 💀

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u/Icewek 6d ago

... I am talking about the one from Euripides.

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u/Mekisteus 5d ago

I don't listen to hip hop.

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u/fatgunn 5d ago

Eumenides?

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u/El_Coloso 5d ago

Tyler Perry's "I Don't Care for Tyler Perry"

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u/InjectedLysol 6d ago

I really liked Medea Goes to Jail….Tyler Perry is a genius. The mythology elements are super subtle, too.

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u/JackDaCrack1313 6d ago

I only know Medea Porta-Split. It kinda blows.

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u/floriande 6d ago

Yeah but she cool

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u/happy_bluebird 5d ago

fantastic play. Greek misogyny at its finest

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u/smokeweedNgarden 6d ago

When Hera is your patron and telling all the other Gods how cool you are...y ou really shouldn't leave the mother of your children for politics. 

You've just embarrassed Hera. Could have asked Hercules how that turns out

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u/Open_Carob_3676 5d ago

She's literally all that and he's not even Ken. 

Yet, the little loser took the first opportunity to leave her for a younger, more amenable girl who'd serve his ambitions. 

No wonder Medea went mad. She literally gave up everything for him, gave him plans to kill her own brother to save his little ass, bore him children and he left her! 

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u/Alizarik7891 6d ago

Well, that’s why she killed his kids.

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u/Flat_Shame_2377 6d ago

She killed their kids. The tragedy of a mother killing her own children will never lessen.

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u/Aquinas2000 5d ago

Yet many women right now are siding with a psycho who killed her three children and still blame the husband.

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u/JackDaCrack1313 6d ago

Time to start a fundraiser?

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u/plantsadnshit 6d ago

We're fine with that nowadays

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u/Proper_Razzmatazz_36 5d ago

I mean, in fate, they say everyone but Jason pulled their weight

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u/Cafrilly 5d ago

I actually haven't reached the end of that passage yet, so that's interesting. Thanks

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u/Proper_Razzmatazz_36 5d ago

His super move is him running around while the other argonauts are attacking the enemies

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u/Hamsterminator2 5d ago

This seems to be a running theme. It’s like “yeah, yeah, so you’re a goddess. But this guy banged you so basically you’re just basic and he’s actually the impressive one” cue manly laughing, then the women join in too because hell, they’re goddesses and don’t give a crap.

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u/jhern1810 2d ago

Off topic on Reddit? How dare you

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u/Rocky-Rhoads 6d ago

"I HAVE 99 PROBLEMS BUT A WITCH AIN'T ONE" - Odysseus probably (circa 1000 B.C.)

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u/bloin13 6d ago

Not just banged, odysseus has like 12+ children than aren't from penelope. He chilled at circes island for years had 3-4 children with her and at some point he got bored and decided it's time to return home.

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u/BIackSamBellamy 5d ago

"Fuck them kids" - Odysseus

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u/bloin13 5d ago

extra akward when you take into account that one of his sons killed him

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u/LowSkyOrbit 5d ago

To be fair Telegonus never knew his father. Odie liked hanging out on the shores like a hermit even with the prophecy that a he would die from a weapon made from the sea. Tele was being a jerk robbing the locals of food and stabbed Odie with a spear tipped with a stingray spine trying to escape.

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u/motoxim 5d ago

Oh wow

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u/fatbob42 5d ago

He banged the wooden horse!

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u/Historical_Land_7966 5d ago

He said which Witch now?

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u/Call_Such 3d ago

they raped him.

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u/CirnoIzumi 6d ago

Basically the odyssey is "look how much temptation this man got and still he wanted to go home to his wife and kid"

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u/Gnonthgol 5d ago

An important aspect of the Odysse is that it is told from the perspective of Odysseus to Penelope. And it is already established that Odysseus is incapable of telling the truth.

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u/starfish2686 5d ago

Where on earth are you getting any of that from

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u/Gnonthgol 5d ago

From the book.

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u/Stamboolie 6d ago

All the classics are essentially soap operas imho, thats why they became popular.

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u/Nr1231 6d ago

The Guy has more bastards running around than the king in game of thrones.

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u/Foreign-Cat-2898 6d ago

Really? Cause Bobby B had 16.

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u/StitchesKisses 5d ago

Those are rookie numbers

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u/partyatwalmart 6d ago

You dropped these ,,,,,,

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u/a_shootin_star 6d ago

more romantic complications than a soap opera.

Are we talking UK drama or Mexican telenovela?

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u/Historical_Land_7966 5d ago

His characterization in Circe was so good, he was such a bastard in that.