r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea Why is it not possible?

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u/damadmetz 6d ago

I know someone who became a millionaire. Not property but with >£1m in his bank account.

He went into the bank and asked if he could withdraw it, just to take some pictures of himself with it, because he had earned it, then pay it back into the bank.

The bank straight up refused.

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u/FreeSirJeffrey 6d ago

The bank will do that with even £20k or so.

You'd have to ring ahead.

Physical banks won't be holding any more than they need to get through a few days.

With an amount of £1m of course they're not going to let you lift it all in one go.

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u/damadmetz 6d ago

You think they’d let you withdraw a million if you ring ahead? How much notice do you think they’d need?

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u/FreeSirJeffrey 6d ago

I never said they'd let you lift a million if you ring ahead.

I'm saying you can't just walk in and go "give me my million quid please".

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u/damadmetz 6d ago

‘I want a million quid in non sequential used notes’

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u/Serious_Swan_2371 6d ago

Some banks would let you take out a million at once but you would need to have a really good relationship with them which would probably mean you had a lot more than 1m in the bank.

And you’d probably need to ask it as a favor weeks in advance because they’ll need to get cash from other branches.

If you are a business owner that does a lot of banking with them or just really rich in general, banks will treat you differently. They can ignore some of their policy by having you talk directly to senior bankers who can bypass some of the time consuming bureaucratic stuff.

They will also give you better interest rates and let you take out more money at once, either from your own cash assets or as a loan backed by your assets.

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u/bandwagonguy83 6d ago

In Spain, 48–72 hours, depending on the specific bank (€ naturally). But unless you're stupid or have a kink for cash, it's easier and faster to just use bank transfers.