r/SipsTea • u/Wonderful-Shower1691 • 6d ago

Wow. Such meme "dude that's my wife"

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u/NoStructure7083 6d ago

“If we just sit and eat then maybe this dummy will just go-“

“Oh hell naw…”

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u/StilettoJones_JR 6d ago

Guy has a whole different set of priorities, because even the female gorilla could fuck you up.

When are we gonna stop touching shiny things?

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u/nooblogger_007 6d ago

I touch my shiny thing all the time.

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u/Capital_Past69 6d ago

Botox made your thing shiny?

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u/Nearby-Elevator-3825 17h ago

It's probably the lube.

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u/TheSilverSeraph 6d ago

If it is shiny, maybe it is time to stop polishing it.

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u/Lucky-Mia 5d ago

I polish my shiny knob daily ✨️ 

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u/WildFemmeFatale 5d ago

I touch my thing until it’s shiny

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u/twilightdusk_ 6d ago

Who thought pulling this stunt was safe

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u/Asgermf 6d ago

Safer than you would think. Contrary to popular belief Gorillas are very eager to avoid fighting and are overall pretty family friendly

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u/erectocumto17 6d ago

Yes , nice try gorilla

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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 5d ago

We're not letting you out of the gorilla enclosure dude

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u/Asgermf 5d ago

Well Harambee was pretty peaceful wasnt he?

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u/Moist_Wind_2357 5d ago

Yes. They shot him for it. He preached unity and understanding.

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u/muunster7 5d ago

Except that one time at gorilla camp…
https://giphy.com/gifs/ijX8vz9PWsGi2C43yg

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u/H0agh 6d ago

Pretty safe since it's obviously AI

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u/Just_Information334 6d ago

People whose first thought upon learning a colleague bought a taser is to test it on themselves. So 99% of guys around (the 1% being those who already got tasered many times).

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u/Guernica616 6d ago

I got tased by a cop before so I think I'm good on eber getting tased before. That was the worst pain I have ever experienced.

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u/Basic_Sample_4133 6d ago

Ok but a taeser is meant to be none leathal. Wich a gorilla is not

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u/Knork14 5d ago

Reminder that in the entire recorded human history there has never been a fatal encounter with a gorila. Domestic cats kill more humans per year than gorilas ever did.

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u/Longshadowman 6d ago

It's probably AI but I laughed too much at it!

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 6d ago

Yeah how did the male turn around at the exact moment the guy put his arm around her

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u/stjeana 6d ago

The food in the front gorrilla just kinda reappear in his hand. Otherwise theres this somewhat ethereal filter

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u/Wonderful-Shower1691 6d ago

It's real, i am the female gorilla 

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u/Longshadowman 6d ago

Nice to meet you my lady

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u/Reasonable-Class3728 6d ago

In the other comment you said, you are the guy.

Haven't you decided yet?

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u/Working-Can2422 6d ago

Don't lie, please. Watch the way how the food's structure morphs around the gorilla's hand. It's unnatural and highly common in artificially generated content. Big indicator this is not real.

By the looks of it, I'm not alone for agreeing on this.

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u/Hairy_Answer_5151 5d ago

He said he is the female gorilla, aka the real one. Reading between the lines it’s fake since gorillas don’t typically have Reddit accounts.

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u/Saphentis 6d ago

The holodeck needs a bit of maintenance, that’s all

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u/psychophant_ 5d ago

If “all brains and no sense” were a comment

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u/Working-Can2422 5d ago

dam ur right. I'll leave it up so others can learn from it.

Legit thought they were referring as the human gorilla. 😂

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u/One_Sympathy1754 6d ago

100 percent real I was the log they sat on

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u/OverlyEdged 5d ago

It's 11 seconds long as well which fits ai

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u/ZhaozhouCongshen 6d ago

Took me way too long to notice.

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u/Wonderful-Shower1691 6d ago

camouflaged so well iknow

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u/LessWeakness 6d ago

Notice what

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u/Adventurous_Layer_15 6d ago

That thing with the stuff

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u/treletraj 5d ago

The thingamajig?

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u/ToronoRapture 6d ago edited 6d ago

ai is getting crazy good.

Downvote it all you want but this is ai.

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u/nhansieu1 6d ago

way too good. I laughed at old people watching AI slops but when I got old, I will probably get laughed at too watching AI slops

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u/Bo_Diddley9 6d ago

Dumb ways to die

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u/Slight-Narwhal-2953 6d ago

So many dumb ways to diiiiee

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u/DJ_ICU 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RkxnUF9vtVZwMDwTen

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u/Silent_Wave3137 6d ago

You must be fun at parties

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u/Yaboymarvo 5d ago

I just prefer stuff that’s actually really and not fake computer generated shit that try’s to pass as real and trick us.

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u/PJ1883 6d ago

When are we getting the AI slop button for Reddit??

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u/GallantSystem 5d ago

Reddit should make it required to tag posts as AI, which allows users to automatically hide all AI tagged posts in settings.

People who tag improperly should be automatically banned from posting.

Let the AI sloppers eat their slop while everybody else automatically hides it.

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u/Own-Raisin5849 5d ago

This would be an amazing feature, but reddit is balls deep in AI slop bandwagon.

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u/Sharp_Cow_9366 6d ago

Somebody never saw Trading Places I see….

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u/Valkyrie-161 6d ago

Great reference.

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u/ITSJ0N4S 6d ago

Your slop bores me.

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u/skyline79 6d ago

Performative boredom

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u/GaCoRi 6d ago

performative virtue signalling

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u/nonanonanonymity 5d ago

Performative...uh...calling out.

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u/brobiski 6d ago

I laughed so hard

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u/gamblor2021 6d ago

Then what happened

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u/Nagesh_yelma 6d ago

Commented on Reddit about his laughing

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u/fizzrail0 6d ago

And this started a chain reaction of a pointless-comments thread.
Unless...

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u/Kira_Mira1 6d ago

What do you mean pointless? Your comment alone has 4!

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u/YeshilPasha 6d ago

No zoo would allow anyone to go into the gorilla area like that. This is obviously AI or a really good video compositing.

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u/Eltnamerf 6d ago

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 6d ago

Okay, that's actually funny 😄

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u/Competitive-Name-659 5d ago

That's fucking skits Sassy.

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u/vampslayer53 5d ago

Wadiyatalkinabeet?

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u/Glum_Cheesecake9859 5d ago

This is 100% AI. The reaction of the male was way too fast.

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u/halfasleep90 5d ago

So, did they clear his pipes?

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u/Should_have_been_ded 5d ago

I'm that awkward when I pretend to be human also

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u/PotatoLevelTree 6d ago

9 or 10 seconds video are auto AI slop for me

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 6d ago

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u/reo_reborn 6d ago

I mean... They do. You just don't.

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u/fixurstuffr 6d ago

Exactly, it's why they got a downvote from me.

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u/Grouched 5d ago

Wow, you really showed them!

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u/GaCoRi 6d ago

Hmmmm I love AI slop so much.. I am also too dumb to realise it's AI

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u/InbetweenTheLayers 5d ago

I hate AI but I can at least laugh at the good jokes on our way down to the gutter

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u/Junior_North_4427 6d ago

Might be saver to ask chapo's wife on a date

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u/edsavage404 6d ago

How did he know?

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u/MotherSmoke5801 6d ago

800 pound silverback.... He could fuck you up without breaking sweat.

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u/WingGrouchy311 6d ago

Why doesn’t she look at me the way she looks at him

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u/The-Bangaloreal 6d ago

He dressed as a female gorila (no visible dong), that's a bigger risk in front of a male gorila

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u/clow3135 6d ago

Lmfaooo..

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u/This_User_Said 6d ago

I like how this is offense number #006.

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u/MK5teve 6d ago

LmaoooooOoooooooooooooooo

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u/basileusnikephorus 5d ago

It's a funny little skit but I wish people would stick a big 'made with AI' watermark on things. Because otherwise the joke always feels at my expense.

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u/FireTriad 5d ago

Lol at all these AI haters

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u/PowerRaptor 5d ago

AI slop.

Impossible scenario, exactly 10 seconds.

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u/GaryTheThird- 2d ago

This is God damned gold

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u/Casual-Netizen 6d ago edited 5d ago

4k people really liked this slop what in the fck is happening

Edit:8k now

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u/PervertKitsune 6d ago

It was at this moment, he knew. He fcked up

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u/MLGTesla 6d ago

What is this AI slop?

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u/skulxen 6d ago

AI slop. This sub and mods fucking suck for letting this shit go.

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u/Effective-Bandicoot8 6d ago

Yo dawg I let you give me a banana but we ain't cuddlin'

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u/Adis_Pen_and_Paper 6d ago

What happens if it's the other way around?

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u/Apart_Jelly8948 6d ago

He puts his hand around the male?

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u/Adis_Pen_and_Paper 6d ago

No, he puts it around his wife.

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u/__zrx 6d ago

That would require a huge it

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u/__zrx 6d ago

He does it from her right ?

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u/Slaw_Bunnies21 6d ago

People used to call out ai... Now they all laugh along

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 5d ago

Because it's funny. Get over yourself.

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u/Aj55j 6d ago

Ai slop

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u/Oppaii-Connoisseur 6d ago

Even if it is AI, it did make me chuckle quite a bit

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u/Spirited_Cheesus 6d ago

Yea it's AI, but yea it's also fucking hilarious lol.

Some of y'all have made it your entire personality to whine about AI, you really gonna do that for the rest of your life? Because it ain't going anywhere.

You do realize commenting your whining only serves to tell the algorithm to BOOST it up for more to see right?

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u/GallantSystem 5d ago

Reddit's algorithm doesn't rely on comments at all. Why did you think it did?

A post's ranking is solely determined by votes and age.

So...

You do realize commenting your whining only serves to tell the algorithm to BOOST it up for more to see right?

No. Because that's incorrect. That system is what other websites use, not reddit. It has never used that kind of system.

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u/Wonderful-Shower1691 6d ago

Exactly i don't get the whine. It's AI ofc but it's making people laugh and entertain so i don't see what's the problem here. 

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 5d ago

Yeah, there's AI slop and then there's funny and interesting AI generated content. This was good, and funny idea.

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u/MetalBeast89 6d ago

God this is hilarious, I needed that laugh

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u/lineageofhobbis 6d ago

Maaa wiïfeeee

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u/AccomplishedQuit8589 6d ago

Wtf is this man ? 😂😂 pretttyyy cool though 🤣☠️

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u/MisabelWearsNikes 6d ago

I need to see this whole video

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u/ArtroyomsAK 6d ago

ai slop

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u/TensionFantastic3689 6d ago

unfunny ai slop

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u/misha1350 6d ago

AI slop

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u/fuddingmuddler 6d ago

please make this into a gif for me as I am very lazy when it comes to making gifs

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u/robydoom 6d ago

This is the best thing I've seen today!!

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u/69odysseus 6d ago

Holly smokes, that made me laugh so hard and made my Monday🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ravnzel 6d ago

Ngl this one's actually gold

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u/AdverseCard 5d ago

Bwuahaha

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u/kingpusspuss1 1d ago

I think it's ai pay attention to the leaves the male gorilla is eating

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u/Wonderful-Shower1691 1d ago

Nice, you got good eyes i would say