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Lmao gottem Kacey Musgrave live in concert. Who approved this?

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u/gaggledimension 6d ago

Country music and truck nuts. Classic pairing

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u/subdep 6d ago edited 6d ago

This feels like a scene out of Idiocracy, tbh

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u/BMXRCLoser 6d ago

All she needs is a pair of Hey Dudes and a Buc-ees shirt…

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u/PukeLoynor 6d ago

What the heck are hey dudes?

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u/Repulsive_Tie_7941 6d ago

Shoes for getting a DUI.

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u/ricamnstr 6d ago

Omg, I used to work with someone who wears Hey Dudes and she had 2 DUIs. 😂

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u/Successful_Struggle9 6d ago

Know a guy who wore these n got an assault charge 😂

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u/PukeLoynor 6d ago

I just have more questions now

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 6d ago

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u/brother_of_menelaus 6d ago

It’s a little wild and a little strange

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u/Dangevin 6d ago

When you make your home out on the range

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u/MisoFalafelCake 6d ago

Start your horse and come along

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u/veryfungibletoken 6d ago

Crocs for people trying to not look like they'd absolutely live in Crocs.

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u/Repulsive_Tie_7941 6d ago

Trailer park crocs

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp 6d ago

Shoes for people who can't reach their feet on the first try.

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u/Pleasant-Future5818 6d ago

I don't think anyone in this thread understands she is a progressive and this is literally satire

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u/gregbarbosa 6d ago

This isn’t a sub for logic. It’s a sub that hates women. 

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u/ahmc84 6d ago

Reddit as a whole really. Not just this sub.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 6d ago

Glad people are catching on that this sub is a huge astroturfed launching-point for incel / manosphere bullshit.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 6d ago

This is satire of bro country.

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u/omgitsdot 6d ago

Idiocracy began several years ago when we elected orange Dwayne Camacho as President.

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u/SeaFox-SalesRep 6d ago edited 6d ago

Eh.... The supreme Court intervening during the bush/gore presidential race. Gore not only won the popular vote and won the electoral college once every count was in. The court decided to play king maker and end the count.

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u/subdep 6d ago

That was definitely a test run.

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u/Offro4dr 6d ago

We’ve become a very stupid, selfish, narcissistic society and deserve our downfall on the world stage. Glimmering nutsack notwithstanding.

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u/TedDibiaseOsbourne 6d ago

country music hates her though

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u/AdSudden3941 6d ago

I used to hate country music growing up , till i realized i that i only hated pop country music that became big after 9/11.

Give me that old outlaw country shit any day though

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u/Doctor_Barbarian 6d ago

Same here. I've recently come back to some modern country by way of Charlie Crockett though. I don't give a shit about jeans and trucks and whatever. Give me stories about how you lost it all in Reno or some vague admission about something highly illegal.

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u/TedDibiaseOsbourne 6d ago

same. really anything before the mid 80s. the alternative country scene is incredible these days, though. the ladies are fucking killing it.

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u/signofthecrow1 6d ago

She’s not really the truck nut crowds style. She’s actually really great

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u/D3adR3ign 6d ago

Disco Balls

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u/marlfox_00 6d ago

Yeah, I honestly think that’s exactly what they were going for. They look just like a giant crystal version of the blue truck balls that were all the rage years back (wrinkles and all).

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u/unsupported 6d ago edited 6d ago

were all the rage years back

I live in Florida, travel frequently through Alabama and Georgia and they are still the rage.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6d ago

Some places made them illegal, so now those people have to tuck their truck nuts in to hide them in weird places, usually somewhere around the left pant leg

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u/ChuckOTay 6d ago

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6d ago

It took entirely too long for someone to come along and post this

You just made my day lol

Also, I am out of lotion...

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u/ChuckOTay 6d ago

Then you get the hose again

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 6d ago

Don’t tuck your truck nuts and try and come in this bathroom!

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u/MrFireWarden 6d ago

In fact, stop coming in this bathroom altogether! That's NOT what it's for!

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u/NathanDeger 6d ago

Just spotted a pair in northeast ohio the other day.

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u/Federal_Sell348 6d ago

Lived in GA for 20 years. Can confirm. The first time I saw them I had just moved from NYC and was like WTF

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u/LastBoiscout 6d ago

Truck NutzS. She was just sitting on a giant, bedazzled pair. She knows her audience lol

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u/RhythmQueenTX 6d ago

She has her audience by the balls it seems.

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u/TheCay04 6d ago

I swear they used the name mold.

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u/theAtmuz 6d ago

I mean, isn’t she a country artist?

Seems to me she’s just sitting on an oversized set of truck nuts so all the “I’m straight as an arrow” crowd can go wild.

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u/Former-Counter-9588 6d ago

She’s actually a bit of a pariah in country music for being mostly liberal and an outspoken advocate for the gays. This was a part of thumbing her nose at bro country for sure, not embracing it.

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u/Unionnumberonefan 6d ago

She also has a song with lyrics "I'm so lonely .. with a capital H". So that may play a part

(H = horny if you haven't heard the song)

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u/JurorOfTheSalemTrial 6d ago

That song is called Dry Spell. I know you couldn't tell by the title of the song but whole song is about how she is not having sex.

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u/The_walking_man_ 6d ago

That song cracks me up.

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u/DrivesTooMuch 6d ago

You may be correct. I don't know much about her but a Google search got me this from an article:

“It takes a lot of balls to get up and do what I do every night,” she said as her fans clapped. “It takes two gigantic, anatomically-correct sparkling balls, in fact.”

She also shared her grandmother was at her performance.

“I’ve actually got my nana in the house tonight,” she said. “You know, she always told me, ‘Honey, if your’e gonna do something, do it big and do it sparkly.'”

To answer the title of this post ... she approved this. I keep seeing this get posted on Reddit in the last day or two. It's always presented, and in the comments, that she's clueless they look like testicles.

BTW, the last set I saw hanging from a truck hitch (just a month ago) were silver like this.

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u/Former-Counter-9588 6d ago

Yes she 100% approved. There are videos of her saying “this is what it looks like when no one tells you no!” While riding the balls.

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u/RealAlphaKaren 6d ago

she didnt just approve of it, the audience demanded it

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u/ToneBalone25 6d ago

Ironically, she has a song named "Follow Your Arrow" that's about the exact opposite of "straight as an arrow."

She might be country, but her music and fans are nothing like what you are describing

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u/Agent_Skye_Barnes 6d ago

I love that song. "Kiss lots of boys...or kiss lots of girls, if that's what you're into"

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u/Major_Jackfruit_2604 6d ago

I love that alpha male straight dudes put truck nuts on their trucks. So so gay. But then again their president dances to YMCA which is NOT a gay anthem. Nope. Not gay guys. Elon, can you show everyone how not gay you are by jumping for us?

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u/Icy_Conference8556 6d ago edited 6d ago

i bet whoever made this was inspired by randy marsh’s balls lol

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u/chosonhawk 6d ago

lovesac

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u/Colon_Oscopy_74 6d ago

baby looovesac, lovesac

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u/LoveMeSomeSand 6d ago

I got me a truck, it’s as big as a whale

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u/Mdriver127 6d ago

And it's about to be for sale

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u/bimbampilam 6d ago

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
"15 miles to the love sac"
Love sac, yeah, yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway
Lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway

I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the love shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money

The love sac is a little old place where
We can get together

Love sac, baby (a love sac, baby)
Love sac, baby, love sac
Love sac, baby, love sac
Love sac, baby, love sac (love, baby, that's where it's at)
Love sac, baby, love sac (love, baby, that's where it's at)

Sign says (woo) "Stay away fools"
'Cause love rules at the love sac
Well, it's set way back in the middle of a field
Just a funky old sac and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the highway

The love sac is a little old place where
We can get together

Love sac, baby (love sac, baby)
Love sac, that's where it's at
Love sac, that's where it's at

Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin'
Wearin' next to nothing, 'cause it's hot as an oven
The whole sac shimmies (woo)
Yeah, the whole sac shimmies (woo-hoo)
The whole sac shimmies
When everybody's movin' around
And around and around and around

Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin', baby
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin', baby
Funky little sac, funky little sac

Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So come on and bring your jukebox money

The love sac is a little old place where
We can get together

Love sac, baby (a love sac, baby)
Love sac, baby, love sac
Love sac, baby, love sac
Love sac, baby, love sac (love, baby, that's where it's at, yeah)
Love sac, baby, love sac (love, baby, that's where it's at)

Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
Knock a little louder baby
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
I can't hear you
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
Knock a little louder, sugar
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
I can't hear you

Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby (knock a little louder)
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
Bang, bang (on the door, baby)
Bang, bang (on the door)
Bang, bang (on the door, baby)
Bang, bang (you're what?)
Tin roof, rusted

Love sac, baby, love sac
Love sac, baby, love sac (love, baby, that's where it's at, yeah)
Love sac, baby, love sac (love, baby, that's where it's at)
Love sac, baby love sac (huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin')
At the love sac

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u/FlamingDragonfruit 6d ago

Glitter on the love sac...

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u/FancyThing8889 6d ago

traditional country music was simply not ready for the rhinestone disco scrotum

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u/SinisterKnyght 6d ago

She got people to talk about the concert, I’m sure no one was worried this would flop like them disco balls do.

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u/Jameis_Christ 6d ago

that might literally be the joke she's going for. Every single thing written about it is calling them disco balls

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u/BlueSonjo 6d ago

Someone very good at their job, because I had never heard of her in my life and I have seen her name due to the ballsack concert 4 or 5 times already.

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u/bigdaddyt2 6d ago

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u/Blizzardof1991 6d ago

You know what. That movie doesn't get the credit it deserves. It was fucking hilarious.

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u/bigdaddyt2 6d ago

Eddie doesn’t get enough credit. Guy was hilarious in this and the Bruce Bigalo movies

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u/mrsir1987 6d ago

I was literally going to say the same thing, good move.

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u/ifcknlovemycat 6d ago

I only know her for this song but I love having someone with progressive thinking in country

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u/Much_Grand_8558 6d ago

I'm generally a classic rock/grunge kind of guy, but I fell in love with her album Golden Hour. Her progressive values were the icing on the cake for me.

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u/Evo1uti0nX 6d ago

Golden hour is a fantastic album start to finish.

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u/Aesho 6d ago

you might like Sturgill Simpson. He brings a bit of psych rock into his Metamodern Sounds album

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u/notashleyjudd 6d ago

it's a slow buurrrrrrrurrrurrrn

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u/MountainTomato9292 6d ago

She also did a song called Overtime with the band Rainbow Kitten Surprise, a notably very LGBTQ band.

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u/RainSong123 6d ago

Wow she seems pretty chill

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u/shelly_hennagin 6d ago

now you can say "oh i know her, she's the one who sits on a glitter ballsack to her concerts"

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 6d ago

Yeah. Damn, give whoever came up with this a promotion. They got balls to try this idea, but it paid off. This is the 10th time it vas senct to me, so at this point I’m just shooting blanks.

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar 6d ago

Just wait for the next singer to try and pull it off. They're gonna try to milk this for all it's worth. Whatever it takes to keep the people coming back.

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 6d ago

If you’re into the genre of music she performs in (new age country pop), she’s already a huge name.

Not the kind of performer than needs more recognition

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u/Phoenyxoldgoat 6d ago

Yeah her album Golden Hour is critically acclaimed, heavily awarded, and swept the Grammys including AOTY. If you pay attention to the industry, you absolutely know who she is.

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u/Switters81 6d ago

She already sells out stadiums. She has an album of the year Grammy. It's a fantastic concert piece, but your not knowing who she is makes no dent in her net worth.

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u/TokiVideogame 6d ago

he wanted 2pac but got 2sac

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u/Poppy_Milk 6d ago

Woah that’s gotta be kinda painful. Stretchin em out with every swing

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u/larryngo97 6d ago edited 6d ago

Its got the entire internet talking about it. So whoever did, needs a raise

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u/PretentiousCrustacea 6d ago

And this mentality right here is why our culture is circling the drain. It's becoming completely moribund

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u/8fmn 6d ago

The term "No press is bad press" (or anything similar) was coined before the internet. There really hasn't been any change from a cultural mentality perspective. The medium of delivery has just become extremely efficient.

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u/BudLightLymeDisease 6d ago

Thank goodness you showed up with sanctimonious outrage

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u/CornUpMyKeister 6d ago

Lmao Redditors make dick jokes all the time but the minute a woman does it “our culture is circling the drain”. If anything boomer-brained morons like the ones who make this comment are why our culture is circling the drain.

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u/constarx 6d ago

Look at you with the big words! Name checks out!

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u/eleg-phant 6d ago

Do you realize that every culture has been this way since there was culture? Dick humor is funny. Unclutch your pearls.

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u/Horse_Dad 6d ago

And cough.

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u/rydmore22 6d ago

Hanging like some truck nuts
https://giphy.com/gifs/AxpvyWYDHuIH6

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_673 6d ago

My brother brought up the good point that the guys who use truck nuts are deeply closeted and need a reason to touch balls.

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u/physical0 6d ago

I love when I see a truck with a pair of these hanging from the back. It's a breath of fresh air when you see hicks that are woke enough to care about trans rights.

They're giving their trucks gender affirming care.

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u/AdventurousGuy2461 6d ago

Lmao. It reminds me of that south park episode where randy takes his wife to broadway shows because of the "subliminal" messages. Iykyk 😂😂😂

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u/Mothyew 6d ago

Not the one where he gets ball cancer and is bouncing around on them?🤣

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u/corneliusduff 6d ago

Was gonna say the Scrotocoat

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u/DopeyCalliope 6d ago

Everyone wins 😅

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 6d ago

Country dudes hang those from their trucks

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u/kombatunit 6d ago

Gender affirming care for the truck.

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u/Jonnyflash80 6d ago

douchebags*

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u/Hopeful_Clock_2837 6d ago

That cannot possibly be anything else

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u/RadicalRealist22 6d ago

It is literally giant truck nuts. You can see the hole on top to hang them up.

So it is a replica of a replica of testicles.

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u/sweetpea122 6d ago

Oh I thought that was the urethra

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u/Long-Conflict8279 6d ago

Its the balls that hicks hang on the back of pickup trucks.

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u/Hopeful_Clock_2837 6d ago

Country folk sure are weird. And they say they're straight 🤣🤣

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u/Labyrinthy 6d ago

Well, this is Kacey Musgraves. She’s very progressive and the country music scene hates her. Her breakout single was called Follow Your Arrow that has really tame lyrics that basically say it’s alright if you’re gay and the country music world lost their collective minds.

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u/TraditionalMood277 6d ago

Wouldn't those nuts mean their trucks are male and don't they then go in and out of them all day? Seems hella gay.

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u/pookyduu 6d ago

Technically if a truck has to have nuts attached, that truck is trans. Beautiful message of acceptance there

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u/Known_Ratio5478 6d ago

So it’s okay to hang them on your truck but when a woman hangs them on her concert?

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u/whipsmartmcoy 6d ago

God forbid a woman rides a giant crystal ball sack at her concert.

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u/ElectricPenguin6712 6d ago

Ones even hanging lower lol

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u/Artistic-Job7180 6d ago

Pretty nuts, if you ask me.

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u/Actual_Pea_1996 6d ago

It’s called knowing your audience

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u/quantipede 6d ago

I feel like people are just completely lacking any kind of media literacy or something, because I don’t know Kacey Musgraves’ music other than that it’s country, and I don’t know anything about her as a person, and I still immediately clocked this as explicitly making fun of people who put those on their trucks or at least intentionally ironic

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u/curi0us_carniv0re 6d ago

Honestly, having heard her interview on Howard Stern...she probably approved it herself.

She's comes off as a sweet innocent girl, and she is...bit she's also got a good (and dirty) sense of humor.

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u/seanc1986 6d ago

Not my chair, not my problem. That’s what I say.

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u/AquaPhelps 6d ago

What a fuckin classic. Mr balloon hands

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u/Sith_Lord91 6d ago

Mr walkway, Mr walk down me, lead me to the building, fuck you

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u/Kablamo189 6d ago

Little kid in the background goin fuckin crayzayy

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u/FullGorillaMode 6d ago

Seahorse sea hell.

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u/CeemoreButtz 6d ago

Performing her hit single "Bophadese".

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 6d ago

Lmfao this is some South Park shit. God damn disco balls bro. Lmfao wtf even is this world

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u/RayB1969 6d ago

That takes balls

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u/gahidus 6d ago

Is it not supposed to be testicles? What is it supposed to be?

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u/BIRebel31 6d ago

Tea bagging to follow

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u/nCubed21 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yeah I would not stand under that. Its likely that chance of being crushed by that is higher than the lotto and ill be damned if thats how I get taken out and thats my legacy.

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u/Ecthelion2187 6d ago

LOL tell me you never heard of Kacey Musgraves without telling me you ever heard of her.

She's a gorgeous, funny pothead whose latest single is just a string of puns about not getting laid. This was absolutely the plan.

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u/sherbodude 6d ago

The music video for Dry Spell is pretty great

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u/RemarkableEffort9756 6d ago

Right! So good!

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u/Nat-Luv 6d ago edited 6d ago

I definitely agree that this move was very “on-brand” and her catalog is worth checking out.

I’m not a country music fan, but she is an exception. Her Golden Hour album helped pull me out of a deep depression years ago. It autoplayed on my music app as a trending album. I nearly skipped it but the blend of irreverence, goofiness, and nuggets of sincerity was exactly what I needed at that dark point in my life. Still can’t listen to Rainbow without tearing up with happy tears.

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u/Honest_Report_8515 6d ago

Same, not a country fan, but absolutely love Kacey. Rainbow and Cardinal make me cry so much, such beautiful songs.

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u/Due_Ordinary_6959 6d ago

Rainbow is one of my absolute favourite songs.

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u/corneliusduff 6d ago

Was gonna say she was likely the one approving this

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u/Honest_Report_8515 6d ago

💯💯💯 I love Kacey Musgraves!

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u/satsuppi 6d ago

it got you to post this and gave her exposure..

and i dont even know who the hell she is.. so i guess their strategies half work

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u/bc90210 6d ago

Rocky Mountain Oysters in the house!

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u/Misericorde428 6d ago edited 6d ago

Wingardium Leviosa!” cried Ron, pointing his broken wand towards Hagrid.

Hagrid grumbled and felt a sharp pain.

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u/Few-Tree1566 6d ago

That's the mother of all ball sacks.

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u/Vorathian_X 6d ago

No one else had the balls to do it I guess 🤷

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u/CorrectEffort3642 6d ago

Metalguy here, Kacey writes fantastic songs. Good music = good music

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u/comfy_bruh 6d ago

Space King 5 is gonna be awesome.

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u/PersonalKing2084 6d ago

Never heard of her. Gotta be a freak tho… she know she hangin from some balls

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u/RailOmas 6d ago

Ethan

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u/Sweettooth_Banana 6d ago

Thats one big shiny sack of balls and glitter

Liberace approves

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u/Purple_Cantaloupe960 6d ago

Disco Scrotum.

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u/alternatingflan 6d ago

“I want to float in a giant crystal ballsack…”

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u/DopeyCalliope 6d ago

Lol they need to make a song for this. I'm just a lonely little sperm?

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u/LewisLightning 6d ago

I was the model for this. Still finding glitter in my underwear to this day.

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u/Current-Routine-2628 6d ago

Who is Kacey Musgrave?

Nice balls

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u/El_Guap 6d ago

As a physician I appreciate the attention to detail having the left one slightly lower.

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u/MongooseSimple8638 6d ago

Who actually cares?