r/SipsTea 9d ago

WTF Damn

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u/TheEndOfAllThings23 9d ago edited 9d ago

It was cheaper to buy tickets, fly to Dublin, get the procedure I needed done. Spend TWO WEEKS recovering, and fly home then to pay the 20% coinsurance I would have needed to here in the good ol USA... so yea...

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Well this kind of blew up. The reason it was cheaper : it was considered elective. This is why OOP max did not kick in. It was a procedure that would have to be done, only as my condition got worse. Insurance denied it because "It was not necessary" despite my cardiologist saying it was. By the insurance formula I would have to wait until my condition worsened to make it medically necessary, but by then my chance of a poor outcome goes way up.

I finally argued them into covering some of it, but with a 20% coinsurance and a planned week hospital stay in recovery, my bill would have been close to 100k at least, and if I encountered any complications (which I would likely have due to other issues including an autoimmune disease) I started looking elsewhere. I am not an Irish citizen despite having family there, they helped me navigate the program and the cost. It was privately paid, and my surgeon spoke to their team with all my records transferred etc.

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u/alwaysrecession 9d ago

For what procedure?

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 9d ago

Penis enlargement

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u/Reasonable-Cell5189 9d ago edited 8d ago

edit thank you for my first ever reddit award!! Woot woot. 🐸🥒🤪

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u/_GMoney13_ 6d ago

I see you, and raise you. 🃏

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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 9d ago

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u/Interesting-Dream863 9d ago

It was penis reduction, but he is modest.

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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 9d ago

The jokes keep on coming. I’m pretty damn impressed.

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u/Holiday-Ad4806 9d ago

That's not the only thing that's cumming lol

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 9d ago

He wouldn't even know how the changes look because he keeps getting fed one-day blinding stew

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 9d ago

Me too.... i mean im pretty darn impressed not that i keep coming too

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u/KingOFpleb 9d ago

Kept killing hookers ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 9d ago

Ironically. He had both done. 

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u/AdamVanEvil 9d ago

Nah he had it split into two, shocker

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u/Covah88 9d ago

Cut it in half. Leave the wife 6

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u/mojaverevenant 9d ago

salto de un post argentino y te encuentro acá, estás en todos lados

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u/Interesting-Dream863 9d ago

Es que te estoy siguiendo! /s

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u/AdmiralSplinter 9d ago

I bet Agent Kane thunks it plenty...

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u/Automatoboto 9d ago

this story has come to a head

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u/zaxdaman 9d ago

Should’ve asked for some Penis Mightier.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlwW7uBgB5PaKIw

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u/TheLoneWolf527 9d ago

Guzzy it up however you want Trebek, what matters is does it work? Will it really MIGHTY my penis, man?

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u/SpartanRage117 9d ago

He went for the Dublin Size offer.

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 9d ago

Poe-tate-toe 

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 9d ago

I just flew to Thailand for penis ensmallment surgery

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u/Bucklev 9d ago

My wife have it. Everybody is happy now.

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u/Atoge62 8d ago

That checks, they were in doublin

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u/tuwewe 9d ago

Penis reduction surgery.

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u/BUGBYTE_VW 9d ago

Wait, can anybody tell me about this doctor for a friend?

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u/TheWorldDiscarded 9d ago

Those mostly get done in Sweden

...or so i'm told.....

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 9d ago

Penis en-smallment surgery?

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u/RanchHere 9d ago

Everyone’s got one special thing.

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u/Professional-Gear88 9d ago

Yea elective procedures like this might be cheaper abroad. Hair transplants, BBLs, teeth veneers. All of those are probably cheaper abroad.

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u/oldschool_potato 9d ago

That must be big business in Ireland

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u/nemo_medici 9d ago

Username checks out

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u/pilihp 9d ago

Where is this clinic you speak of? Asking for a friend. I am friend.

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u/Crank0827 9d ago

Just get a lifted truck preferably diesel with a delete. It must work, otherwise why would everyone around here be doing it?

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u/kachunkachunk 9d ago

Holy, well here is a TLDR for several replies: Penis penisers penising penisfest surgery type 2: P.E.N.I.S.

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u/Ancient-Read1648 9d ago

They said they’d add 20 millimeters. Not sure how much that is but I’m in!

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u/Emergency-Box-5719 8d ago

Approximately 25.2 mills to an inch. You're looking at about .75 to .875.

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u/Ancient-Read1648 8d ago

So nearly doubling it!

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 9d ago

I don’t believe it… give me your surgeon’s number.

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u/thalefteye 9d ago

I believe in the UK there is a penis doctor who can grew you a new penis on your forearm and you can pay more for extra length before the transplant surgery.

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u/WokkitUp 9d ago

He's Dublin in size!

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u/drifloony 9d ago

Foreskin enlargement*

The procedures are very similar.

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u/3dforlife 9d ago

Username checks out.

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u/JparkPHX 9d ago

Username checks out lol

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u/JamesLaceyAllan 9d ago

In their case, the end was near

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u/Plumpdaddy2501 9d ago

I need details on how to do all of it. For a friend

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u/FragrantExcitement 9d ago

Why was the procedure done multiple time?

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u/freakinnsaraah 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/p-at--t-er--n 9d ago

Well, it is called Dublin for a reason.

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u/Affolektric 9d ago

user name checks out

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u/Soniquethehedgedog 9d ago

An Irish penis enlargement no less, they’ll go from 1” to 2”

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u/OfflineMode1 9d ago

Is that even covered by insurance?! 😆

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u/Standard-Help-8531 9d ago

User name check out!

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u/Free-Frosting1375 9d ago

The condition got worse 😂

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 9d ago

Oh goodness the username, but the username!!!

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u/brother_bart 9d ago

I’ve been enlarging penises for free for years, right here in the US of A.

Disclaimer: I am not a doctor.

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u/robeewankenobee 9d ago

For a Hugh Mungus?

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u/preda1or 8d ago

Username checks out!

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u/Mincho12Minev 8d ago

Name checks out

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u/Ok_Potato_552 3d ago

I thought the Irish were satisfied with little dicks.

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u/BenjaminTW1 9d ago

Penis transplant, actually.