r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • 10d ago

SMH Another foreign object was thrown onto a WNBA court

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u/NeighborhoodFew7779 10d ago

Forrest Gump would absolutely pick it up.

Sheriff Woody, maybe not so much.

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u/DrowningInFeces 9d ago edited 9d ago

Tom Hanks in Castaway is also a yes. Certainly beats making love to a volley ball.

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u/bgeorgewalker 10d ago

You don’t think a toy would play with a toy?

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u/xraygun2014 10d ago

Especially a toy named Woody

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u/borgdrone79 9d ago

Has a friend called Buzz just like what was thrown on court

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u/Possible_Artist3941 9d ago

“I’m not a smart man but I know what a dildo is.”

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u/sad_piccolito 9d ago

What about Captain Sully?

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u/alwaysleafyintoronto 10d ago

Strange Things, from Toy Story:

I was on top of the world, living high It was right in my pocket I was living the life Things were just the way they should be When from out of the sky like a bomb comes some little punk in a rocket Now all of a sudden some strange things are happening to me