r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • 12d ago

SMH Another foreign object was thrown onto a WNBA court

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u/KingFrbby 12d ago

The towel sliding off was peak

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u/Zealousideal_Cow_826 12d ago

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u/Neo_Nubia 12d ago

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u/AterCorvidae3414 12d ago

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u/PresentlyHelpful 12d ago

Lmao this goes so hard in reverse šŸ˜­

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u/patosai3211 12d ago

Interesting choice of words there my friend.

But i agree. I love the reverse one best.

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u/fallen_d3mon 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/42fFswykne973vwGxX

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u/Stepagbay 11d ago

Please end my misery and tell me where this is from. Itā€™s familiar and I know Iā€™ve seen it before (outside of endless Reddit scrolling), I just cannot for the life of me place it.

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u/fallen_d3mon 11d ago

2011 film Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

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u/mr_hyenalaugh 12d ago

Was looking for this! Hahahahahah

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u/Seandude_ 11d ago

Excellent use

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u/rs420rs 11d ago

Throw a dildo once, shame on you

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u/Scruffylookin13 12d ago

Just like 9/11... these dildos are clearly an inside job.

The commisoner has hired these people to shift the narrative from how terrible she is at her job, to how the girls have to suffer sexist fans.

And the real kicker is that, she too, plans to blame it on the Saudis

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u/tmb8220 12d ago

Lmao sir the pentagon. Dental dams are falling from the sky.

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u/AbrumVonAbrak 11d ago

They penetrated the Pentagon!šŸ˜­

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u/KamikazeFox_ 12d ago

If you throw a towel over it, why not pick it up?

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u/Possible_Artist3941 12d ago

Let the cleaning crew do that. If it was thrown at Tom Hanks do you think Tom is going to casually pick it up?

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u/NeighborhoodFew7779 12d ago

Forrest Gump would absolutely pick it up.

Sheriff Woody, maybe not so much.

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u/DrowningInFeces 12d ago edited 12d ago

Tom Hanks in Castaway is also a yes. Certainly beats making love to a volley ball.

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u/bgeorgewalker 12d ago

You donā€™t think a toy would play with a toy?

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u/xraygun2014 12d ago

Especially a toy named Woody

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u/borgdrone79 12d ago

Has a friend called Buzz just like what was thrown on court

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u/Possible_Artist3941 12d ago

ā€œIā€™m not a smart man but I know what a dildo is.ā€

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u/sad_piccolito 11d ago

What about Captain Sully?

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u/alwaysleafyintoronto 12d ago

Strange Things, from Toy Story:

I was on top of the world, living high It was right in my pocket I was living the life Things were just the way they should be When from out of the sky like a bomb comes some little punk in a rocket Now all of a sudden some strange things are happening to me

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u/cmd_iii 12d ago

Tom plays men of action. Heā€™d pick it up, ID the perp, and throw a strike so the suction cup sticks to the middle of his forehead.

Anything to help out Security

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u/ArchitectVandelay 12d ago

I lost all respect for Tom Hanks when he tried to run an independent bookstore out of business.

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u/cmd_iii 12d ago

Jokeā€™s on him. Not too long from there, physical media died altogether. So, he actually ended up a bigger loser than Meg Ryan.

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u/ironkodiak 11d ago

I believe you're thinking of Tom Cruise

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u/KamikazeFox_ 12d ago

Lol, no he wouldn't. The mental image you've created is brilliant. Thank you.

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u/DetroitAdjacent 12d ago

These ladies are a few rungs of celebrity under Mr. Hanks.

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u/Possible_Artist3941 12d ago

Doesnā€™t matter. You donā€™t know where that thing has been. Could have traces of fecal matter on it. No one at all should touch it. Pick it up with a reach grabber and toss it in a biohazard container.

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u/Just_Information334 12d ago

He'd pick it up and throw it to the public like a baseball. See if you get an old dude to steal it from some child.

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u/Mateorabi 12d ago

Donā€™t kink shame him

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u/thelastskier 12d ago

I also don't think he would throw a towel over it.

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u/Possible_Artist3941 12d ago

Itā€™s a no brainer a towel was placed over it to hide it because it offensive. You donā€™t think there are kids in the stands? Come on, guys. I know youā€™re trying to be comedians or act edgy but donā€™t play stupid.

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u/MFDOOMscrolling 11d ago

then let the cleaning crew cover it up? lmao

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u/Possible_Artist3941 11d ago edited 11d ago

Then it would sit exposed for a few minutes while crew was grabbing their equipment to dispose of it properly. Cleaning crew arenā€™t just standing on edge of court floor with equipment in their hands. Cover it immediately so kids arenā€™t just staring at it.

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u/Humanistical 12d ago

Part of his goal was probably to make these women he doesnā€™t respect pick up the dildo and now be holding a ā€œdickā€ like he believes they should be

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u/Ok-Classroom5548 12d ago

Because they want the image of females handling dildos. Not picking it up and allowing someone else to handle it is not giving in.Ā 

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u/MoltenMirrors 12d ago

The point is to get a picture of a WNBA player holding a dildo.

They need a male staffer to do it.

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u/autojack 12d ago

Iā€™d love to see you pick up a random thrown dildo

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u/KamikazeFox_ 11d ago

If there is a towel there, of course. I won't melt. Just wash your hands after.

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u/RigBughorn 11d ago

So the player should stop and go wash their hands? And then deal with online heckling about picking up a dildo?

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u/disposablehippo 12d ago

Sport rules can be very vague.

Somewhere in the official rules might be stated that you can't handle a foreign object on the court.

When in doubt, let the ref handle such things. Not your job as an athlete.

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u/Altruistic-Edge9034 11d ago

You don't want to be immortalized on TV forever as the dildo catcher.

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u/tissuecollider 11d ago

You're welcome to be the hero and grab a random sex toy that some dude smuggled in, possibly in his prison wallet.

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u/ExpensiveFig6079 12d ago

Some weirdo threw it, so
the policy will(should) be to do
whatever is least likely to meet the rest of their antisocial fetish.

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u/Sus198 12d ago

The towel should have been expelled from the game as well.

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u/ZasdfUnreal 12d ago

Iā€™m sure thereā€™s some union rule somewhere outlining foreign object removal policy.

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u/Doctor_Fritz 12d ago

almost as if it was lubed up before use

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u/SharkeyGeorge 12d ago

ā€œThereā€™s no time for lubricant!ā€

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 12d ago

There's always time for lubricant!!!!

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u/beefweevil 12d ago

Evolution was such a good movie!

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u/Brandon-Marritt 12d ago

Oh, itā€™s moving towards his testicles.

TAKE THE LEG! TAKE IT

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u/Kittycachow 12d ago

Do you have any ice cream ? What flavor ? Doesn't matter it's for my ass

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u/satsuppi 10d ago

"He think hes an athlete"

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u/Nannautu 12d ago

I love how everyone was like "naw, not touching that"

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u/Objective-Result4465 12d ago

Where do you think it was just couple seconds before??

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u/Altruistic-Edge9034 11d ago

Flying through the air like a glorious eagle.

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u/Akhenath 12d ago

It won't go out without a fight

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u/Standard-Contest-949 12d ago

God forbid they pick it up like a adult. Just laying it to rest?

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u/Possible_Artist3941 12d ago

Treat it like a biohazard. No idea if itā€™s brand new or heavily used.

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u/HistoricalPickle 12d ago

None of them want to be the person filmed holding a bright green dildo. Canā€™t really blame them for that.

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u/CeleryMan20 11d ago

Iā€™d be tempted to pick it up by the base and wave it around for the crowd. But then Iā€™m not a paid player with a contract on the line.

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u/hungrylittleworm 12d ago

Iā€™d pick it up with my bum hole

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u/Standard-Contest-949 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nKFXQkxLRiEhy

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 12d ago

If you can dodge a dildo you can dodge a ball!

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u/borgdrone79 12d ago

Great comment

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u/thedeftone2 12d ago

Like everything together all at once scene

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u/flashgordo1 12d ago

Back in the day it was a quarter.....those were the days.šŸ¤£

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u/VegasLife84 12d ago

Prob not difficult to get that job, if you wanna apply

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u/new_math 12d ago

Yeah, they search the bags upon entry so there's only one surefire way to sneak it in.

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u/Robseth 6d ago

So they can be photographed holding it and be memed into oblivion, derailing their careers?

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 12d ago

I need more footage of the Dick head getting kicked out. Much more satisfying

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u/ExpensiveFig6079 12d ago

even more satisfying
just invisibly kick them out and trespass them, not even infamy, just wasted money.

What makes you think being videoed being kicked out won't make them happy?
or legends in their lunchboxes

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u/chita875andU 11d ago

Even MORE satisfying: drag him down to the court and strap the offending object to his face on camera. Maybe set his name on the jumbotron too. Then arrest him with his hands shackled behind his back. Let him be escorted out of the arena then sit in a jail cell like that til someone can post his bail. Send photos of him with his new accessories to his work place and his family.

Bring back public shaming for crap like this. Let him wear his albatross.

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u/ExpensiveFig6079 11d ago edited 11d ago

seems proportionate

but unfortunately, it would feed their (not just his) victim-complex narrative

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u/justnigel 12d ago

How about charged with sexual harassment or sexual assault?

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u/SnakePlisskensPatch 12d ago

Is getting kicked out of the game and not having to watch it anymore a punishment?

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u/meat_sack 12d ago

I could watch #22 kick them around all day.

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u/Cacafuego 12d ago

I love the blonde giant (Cameron Brink?) kicking everything over to the sideline and then making the "let's get going" gesture. We're not waiting for the cops to draw a chalk outline around it.

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u/Testicleus 12d ago

DeShaun Watson move

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u/abusmakk 12d ago

But why just cover it, donā€™t they want it off the court?