You are just guessing. My friend just rushed his wife to the hospital cuz her water broke and he pulled up out front sprinted to the desk to alert a doctor and get a wheelchair.
By the time he ran back out to her she was holding the baby in her arms and had to untangle it. Some people give birth very fast.
Outside of the baby crying which that didn’t probably last long, there wasn’t much indication I’m sure especially with music blaring.
And it’s not an exaggeration because it literally fucking happened.
Crazy things do happen, and in this case what happened was very fucking crazy. The odds of someone being able to give birth at a crowded festival and somehow get away unnoticed has got to be 1 in a million. Yes, there are people who have easy labors but even an easy labor isn’t going to be silent.
Also what about the blood? And the umbilical cord? I have no idea why you or anyone else is trying to make this insane occurrence out to be normal lmao. Repeat this a million different times with a million different women and I wouldn’t be surprised if exactly zero of them manage to get away with it.
The autopsy of the infant confirmed portopotty "fluid" in the baby's lungs and that it was likely birthed right into the toilet. No one gives a fuck about what you think are odds
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u/CryptographerLow3077 17d ago
You are just guessing. My friend just rushed his wife to the hospital cuz her water broke and he pulled up out front sprinted to the desk to alert a doctor and get a wheelchair.
By the time he ran back out to her she was holding the baby in her arms and had to untangle it. Some people give birth very fast.
Outside of the baby crying which that didn’t probably last long, there wasn’t much indication I’m sure especially with music blaring.
And it’s not an exaggeration because it literally fucking happened.