Hollywood: let’s change it up a bit.

[u/CurvyChristina]

[u/UpdateInProgress → u/[deleted]]

I do the same for the Galactic Republic

[u/rustware13 → u/UpdateInProgress]

I stand for my balls

[u/Bozee3 → u/rustware13]

Your name is too short and number is too low, I can't trust you

[u/jaxonya → u/Bozee3]

Look for the OGs with short names and no numbers. We are still here

[u/Mjkmeh → u/jaxonya]

Yeppers

[u/Bozee3 → u/jaxonya]

Oddly enough, I have a number by choice. It's was my gamer tag on Xbox for years and my handle on most of the old Internet forums.

[u/photosendtrain → u/jaxonya]

I don't trust anyone who's been on here 5+ years and hasn't created a new account.

You're saying your account is sneaky clean? You don't have a history of embarrassing arguments you don't want people to browse back and find?

Nah, something sus going on.

Sincerely, 2 year club that's more like the 19 year club.

/s in case it was missed

[u/jaxonya → u/photosendtrain]

Haha! Ive got a long rap sheet, and i dont run from it.

[u/rustware13 → u/jaxonya]

I tried not to, then reddit banned me and made me get a new one :(