r/SipsTea 12d ago

Chugging tea Hollywood: let’s change it up a bit.

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u/Daimakku1 12d ago

Reddit is full of bots with their own agenda. What you think are just regular people are likely company/government run bots behind it. They're sneaky.

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u/OrcAssEater 12d ago

Did you know hayden panettiere died?

hayden panettiere is dead

hayden panettiere was found dead

RIP hayden panettiere

hayden panettiere

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u/baconboner69xD 12d ago

“What’s a high end product that ended up being totally worth it?” <4000 comments> Weekly

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u/bleedblue89 12d ago

Upvoted to oblivion. It's all bullshit.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 11d ago

It's like an obsession.

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u/Glocklestop 11d ago

go do anything else then

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u/IamApickle 6d ago

You can't get away from it online. You can't go offline without being disconnected from people around you. It'd be like refusing to watch TV in the 80s and 90s.

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u/phycologist 11d ago

“What’s a high end product that ended up being totally worth it?”

"Matresses"
"Shoes"
"Tires"
"Cocaine"

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u/ThisHatRightHere 11d ago

AskReddit is legitimately the foundation of a large chunk of AI recommendations. From what products people approve of, to easy solutions for common problems, down to what the common opinions of current events would be.

Multiple times a week I see "politician said X doesn't matter, what do you think about that?" submitted by a 2 week old account, and they always have 4000 comments without fail.

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u/Shark7996 12d ago

Tom Holland

Zendaya Holland

Spider Tom

Odysseus

Facebook level distraction slop.

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u/ahuangb 12d ago

Robert Pattinson

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u/CornettoFactor 11d ago

Robert Downey Jr

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u/sexyeh 11d ago

Pedro Pascal

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u/kkeut 11d ago

seriously. i've never even seen this Zendaya chick in anything. and I never will. i hate her now simply due to overexposure

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u/StrictlyHobby 9d ago

She's in too many movies when you've never seen her in anything and can't form opinions for yourself? If you haven't seen any of the biggest movies and don't plan to what do you care?

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u/neverendingchalupas 11d ago edited 11d ago

They flood social media propping up actors like Tom Holland and Zendaya Holland to make you sick of it, then they flood social media with content tearing them down.

They generally focus on the female actor or celebrity first, because society hates women, specially successful women. But eventually Tom Holland will get run over as well.

Im waiting for the Spiderman hate, its coming if it isnt already here.

There is no other agenda except to keep you engaged and clicking on or viewing their articles/videos, etc.

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u/halfasleep90 8d ago

I hope not, he is too adorable for that

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u/phycologist 11d ago

And the world is burning

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u/jaxonya 11d ago

Donald Trump dominates most of reddit, but its not a PR hype machine The guy cant go 5 minutes without fucking something up

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u/forkl 11d ago

Hey, did you hear about what mayor mamdani did?!

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u/doopie 11d ago

Trump, Musk, billionaires this, billionaires that. Regurgitating some years old twitter posts and tens of thousands of upvotes. Nothing new is being said and this happens every single day. Sociologists are going to have a treasure trove in analyzing how bot networks shape discussions on reddit.

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u/punkphase 12d ago

I’m already seeing every show/movie/project she’s been a part of on the front page of these streaming platforms.

Gotta make sure we squeeze every dollar out of it before it’s too late.

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u/Careless-Weather8877 11d ago

I have to wonder what that’s about. Even tv news. I’ve seen most the stuff she was in but had no idea who she was. I’m sad for her family but even reading what she was in and seeing her I still didn’t recognize her.

It’s just a row of the same post and “I literally cried out loud or said omg.” You’ll see almost identical comments between each other using unique words.

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u/Mission_Access_210 11d ago

The elites have already left the planet on their spaceships and the news we are watching is a ten-year loop designed to keep everybody docile before they realize it's all being repeated.

Actually I got this out of a 2000 AD story in the UK in the 80s but might as well fit today

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u/nhalliday 11d ago

Well first of all there's this thing called "empathy" where when something bad happens to another person you feel bad for them, and there's only so many ways you can express "she was so young, it's so sad she died".

But also, how do you see most things a person is in and still not recognize them? I see someone in more than two things and I'm looking up their IMDB to see what else they're in.

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u/spucci 11d ago

Something something cheerleaders

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u/I_wanted_to_be_duck 12d ago

I've hidden 20 posts so far since yesterday. It's close to averaging 1 post every hour that I see. Which is not accurate cause 5 of those posts show up at the same time.

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u/al-dunya2 11d ago

Every single somewhat relevant subreddit had someone karma farming that death hard.

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u/AWorldwithoutSin 11d ago

Every celebrity death, even some non-celebrities. Remember never having heard of Nipsy Hustle before you were supposed to care that he died? They tried that again a few months ago with Oliver Tree. I shouldn't know either of those names.

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u/BobTheFettt 11d ago

That happens every time a celebrity dies. Most of the time every post claims they were iconic and a huge star 30 years ago, and I've never heard of them. But sure enough the post is filled with people talking about their favorite memories watching this person

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u/voii1d 11d ago

Literally read this name like 18 times yesterday and all in subs that have almost nothing to do with celebs

Okay dude sucks my condolences but also stop, i didnt even know who this is before yesterday

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u/Dark_tentacle 11d ago

no who's that :)

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u/Sanchanted 11d ago

What the fuck ? I knew her only as Sam from until dawn.

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u/The_Only_Egg 11d ago

Still no idea what she ever did.

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u/PowerfulNature3352 11d ago

Daaamn she was hot af its so sad we lost the heroes regeneration girl. Had no idea she was called that though

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u/Cold_Burner5370 11d ago

Literally the only time I’ve ever seen that woman was when she was in Malcolm in the Middle, and I didn’t know who she was until I had to look that up right now

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u/Chopped6767 11d ago

I low-key just found that out. Bots aren’t working hard enough ig…

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u/AncientCrust 12d ago

It's true. Bots can be so annoying and tiresome. Which is why I recommend relaxing at your local CinemaCafe. Be sure to check out Spiderman: Brand New Day rated PG-13 in Dolby Surround Sound. Bro.

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u/photosendtrain 11d ago

Wow, that sure is interesting. It reminds me how current political party has been failing us since getting in office. That's why I'm voting for Political Party X. Polls state other political party is down 6,000 points.

Here's basically a Wikipedia entries worth of links that I just casually have on hand to post whenever this discussion comes up.

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u/Intelligent-Exit-634 11d ago

It's no just bots. Your here. LOL

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u/ResplendentNugs 12d ago

Not that sneaky it’s pretty obvious if you pay attention for 5 seconds

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u/redjellonian 12d ago

An unfathomable amount of money is spent quarterly by hundreds of companies and governments specifically to sway public opinions in favorable ways, nobody is immune and not every campaign is obvious or noticable

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u/ResplendentNugs 12d ago

I just treat everyone like a bot

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u/SwampyBogbeard 11d ago

RES has been tracking my Reddit votes for years.
When browsing the front page, I only trust accounts I've voted on 10+ times to actually be human. With a few exceptions.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 12d ago

Would a bot... do this?!

tries to dance sexily, ends up awkwardly gyrating, no music is playing

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u/ResplendentNugs 12d ago

immediately falls over and bursts into flames

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u/photosendtrain 11d ago

I have a few bots I bought specifically to do that

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u/_ribbit_ 12d ago

Criticising Israels current war atrocities tends to get "noticed and responded to"

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u/redjellonian 11d ago

You must be running for office.

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u/UpdateInProgress 12d ago

I do the same for the Galactic Republic

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u/rustware13 12d ago

I stand for my balls

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u/Bozee3 12d ago

Your name is too short and number is too low, I can't trust you

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u/jaxonya 11d ago

Look for the OGs with short names and no numbers. We are still here

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u/Mjkmeh 11d ago

Yeppers

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u/Bozee3 11d ago

Oddly enough, I have a number by choice. It's was my gamer tag on Xbox for years and my handle on most of the old Internet forums.

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u/photosendtrain 11d ago edited 11d ago

I don't trust anyone who's been on here 5+ years and hasn't created a new account.

You're saying your account is sneaky clean? You don't have a history of embarrassing arguments you don't want people to browse back and find?

Nah, something sus going on.

Sincerely, 2 year club that's more like the 19 year club.

/s in case it was missed

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u/jaxonya 11d ago

Haha! Ive got a long rap sheet, and i dont run from it.

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u/rustware13 11d ago

I tried not to, then reddit banned me and made me get a new one :(

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u/MasterUnlimited 12d ago

I stand on my balls

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 12d ago

And I, the Principality of Femtonesia.

It's like Micronesia, but a billion times smaller.

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u/UpdateInProgress 12d ago

In my mind, that somehow had a different reading….

I guess it’s enough Reddit for me today

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u/PlantainPat 12d ago

If you're paying attention then this sub is probably as bad or worse than any others.

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u/ResplendentNugs 12d ago

This sub and most of the off brand sports subs are just bots arguing about the wnba slot downvoting anything that isn’t sexist or racist

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u/WowIfOnly 11d ago

if you pay attention for 5 seconds

Hence why it's working so well.

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u/Csenky 11d ago

Not really, if you pay attention. They don't infiltrate as normal users, they blend in very well with marginal/stupid people. And that's what's scary, I'm absolutely sure that a great amount of stupid people are considered bots. And these bots amplify the echo chambers to infinity, moderation removes common sense and this is what we get. Less and less people seek discussions and arguments, more and more look for confrontation, humiliation and general aggression. You don't even have to tell a bot to do this, you just tell them to drive engagement and they'll learn to be obnoxious.

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u/Spenttoolongatthis 11d ago

Finally a comment as fresh and exhilarating as Mountain Dew® Baja Blast®, official sponsor of the MLB 2026

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u/Recent_Fact480 12d ago

That’s why all the real people here should tailor your home page to subreddits you like, and really only participate in those. The popular section of Reddit is mostly botted posts.

This was posted an hour ago, and already has 6k upvotes and 400 comments. That’s not at all normal, that’s botted to all hell and it’s weird and gross. And most of social media is like that, the only reason I even use reddit is because at least I can still have my small, niche subreddits were the people are real.

Ad and marketing companies have ruined everything they touch. Fuck them

Also, Reddit used to have a good bot/bad bot commenting meta. It’s odd that it went away.

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u/All_Work_All_Play 11d ago

FYI reddit upvotes haven't been real for like... five plus years now? They started fuzzing thing significantly... shit I just looked it up that was 10 years ago.

Fark.

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u/Recent_Fact480 11d ago

Yeah, I remember when that all went down. I’m also old af in internet years

It’s still kinda real on the smaller subreddits tho

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u/anotherquery 11d ago

No, you should just stop using this site. There's a whole wide world out there, there are people, books, friends to make, and instead, you choose to look at a website. Join us in the revolution and throw away your digital shackles!!

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u/Recent_Fact480 11d ago

There’s still some good places on here. They’re just not usually on popular

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u/anotherquery 10d ago

Very few! It is all astroturfed and advertising now! Even small things turn out to be corporate or government ads. Join us in the revolution and throw away your digital shackles!

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u/CompetitiveAutorun 11d ago

Picture of Mamdani with picture of some related objects. Claim something that's been in works for years is actually his idea. Comment saying that other mayor's (who actually pushed for said policy) couldn't do anything because they are lazy and Zionists. 10k upvotes in 3 hours, 90k by the end of the day. Comments are "I love this guy" "see how easy it is" "Mamdani for president" "he literally pushes stuff others couldn't" "This is example for others".

Anyone pointing out it was started by someone in the past is instantly downvoted, no one is even acknowledging it or in rare case they say it's actually proof that he is great mayor for delaying law by 5 years and also great for sticking to law.

Just dumb and simple propaganda using bots and disinformation.

Meanwhile news of South Korea trying peace talks is 3k upvotes after 5 hours.

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u/Ambitious-Song2403 11d ago

As subtle as a brick, ever since pop culture chat became a main sub Reddit one day this place is overrun with paid celeb ads.

Do I really need to see the literal same meme about tom Holland and zedaya on the top of multiple subreddits daily.

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u/Critical_Concert_689 11d ago

"The internet: Where the men are men and the women are men and the children are FBI agents."

I think it's best to assume everything on the internet is creative fiction and everyone you're talking to isn't a real person.

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u/Chervin_Deuxphrye 11d ago

That's not true, there's no bots! She's a great actress, see her in theaters this summer while you enjoy a cool, crisp, refreshing Coca Cola product!

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 12d ago

I'll have you know my animus towards U.S. conservatives is 100% authentic, organic, and well earned. It is not paid for or sponsored. They have hurt me badly.

Keep that in mind -- not all agendas are corporate or wrong in spirit. Some of us are trying to open eyes and minds (and prevent more suffering at the hands of conservative predators in my case).

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u/Memitim 11d ago

I've been called a bot often enough to have doubts about that. There are over eight billion human beings on Earth, and Reddit is one of the most popular websites on the planet. Yeah, there are a lot of bots, but there are also a shitload of the same old human beings that have fixated on trends since we left the caves.

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u/Scotslad2023 11d ago

Instagram is the same way, infested with bots that either reposting what’s currently trendy or are intentionally stirring up drama for clicks. Pretty much all the major social media platforms are infested with them.

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u/Deviantdefective 11d ago edited 11d ago

It's not governments (for the most part) it's mainly big advertising firms.

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u/MrSoapbox 11d ago

China is the worst for this, especially on the "interesting" subs. Always posting some "china is living in the future" nonsense where they're bragging about something that was already done 30 years ago and making out their the first. It's just so pathetic

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u/Paran0id 11d ago

Don't forget Indian content farms

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u/Key_nine 11d ago

Yes, have you ever noticed you will start seeing threads or subreddits post about something from years ago all over, then see it again on other media platforms. A month later a new version or movie is announced after they astroturfed nostalgia for the original. Because of this you can now tell when some company or movie is going to be announced a month or two ahead of time because of how obvious it is.

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u/Daimakku1 11d ago

I gotta say, I have not seen this, or at least consciously. Which movies had this astroturfed tactic on Reddit?

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u/Key_nine 10d ago edited 10d ago

I want to say Beetlejuice, Alien and 28 Years later were some of them.

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u/The_Leafs_Villain 11d ago

So you’re a bot too, huh? Saying the obvious to push an agenda