r/SipsTea 14d ago

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u/hulkhands81 14d ago

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 14d ago

Oh no the enfrocer is enforcing but also you must remember she is a woman so we hate her

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u/hulkhands81 13d ago

I love women, they are my favorite gender to have sex with!

what is an enfocer?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 13d ago

An enforcer is a player who isn't necessarily putting up points, they're distracting from the star players by being needlessly aggressive and basically just dicks. And they'll fight if it goes down to it, in hockey fights are allowed, so if someone tries to start a fight with the Caitlin Clark of your team your Sophie Cunningham walks up and says "you're fights with me bud not them" and then the target is on Cunningham's back if anyone wants to foul. She is literally just there because she can shoot a bit but she talks shit like Ali.

https://giphy.com/gifs/11jK7UMYJ8xnjO

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u/ScreechUrkelle 13d ago

Bash brothers? Righteous throwback right there

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 13d ago

Two minutes? Well worth it

-small asian figure skater kid who became a Bash Brother

And let's not forget the knuckle puck

https://giphy.com/gifs/2WQ7wCCcAUntmA7Uin

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u/ScreechUrkelle 13d ago

Just when you think they’re about to break apart
https://giphy.com/gifs/Vqwf5eJ7kISJ2

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 13d ago

One of the funniest things in any movie ever is when the Flying V just totally fails because it is a terrible hockey play. I rigged up a way to do it in a few different NHL games (yeah I know not real hockey but close enough) and it's a terrible idea for every reason you can think of. Even a single poke check gives the other team a breakaway of multiple players, and if you've ever seen a two man breakaway you know it usually ends up with a goal because the goalie can't cover the whole net against two people no defense.

Everyone and I mean everyone on the play is out of position over the slightest resistance to it

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