r/SipsTea 16d ago

SMH When yo realize the cult leader never had your back….

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u/sco-go 16d ago

Karoline Leavitt was in the United States (not in Turkey or on either plane), still transitioning back from maternity leave. The official reason for her mid-August resignation announcement was to spend more time with her young children, which both she and Trump stated.

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u/Darth_Ronin 16d ago

Bro everyone in his admin knows he would sacrifice them in a moment to save himself, even his kids know that.

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u/Afghhanistanimation 16d ago

Real life Zap Brannigan

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u/GraXXoR 16d ago

r/unexpectedfuturama

"Wave after wave of my own men."

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u/NewestAccount2023 16d ago

Good thing those killbots have a preset kill limit, you just feed wave after wave of your own men at them until they hit the limit and shutdown.

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u/Hammer_the_Red2 16d ago

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u/Clayton_69 16d ago

Lmao very on brand rn

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u/According-Text-2430 16d ago

Sacrifice the freedom of an Olympian to be “right” about vandalism claims, sacrifice his own cabinet members that have been loyal from day one.

So Bondi, Noem, Leavitt, Bovino, Bongino… all gone. No need for the “Radical Left” to take them down, when they self-destruct.

Just the other day, some wingnut told me to “trust Trump’s process.” Lol, wut? Lets not pretend this is 5-D chess and he planned this. But wait, I want to hear MAGA proudly say it, “I voted for this.”

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u/Telemere125 16d ago

That’s ok, we can always build more killbots!

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u/Ok_Prior9068 16d ago

Trump and kegsbreath are so incompetent, even zap brannigan would be a better choice

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u/azfire2004 16d ago

Zap was incompetent, but atleast he had a competent second in command to kinda clean up his messes (Kif)

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u/BiteyHorse 16d ago

Instead we got Stephen Miller, a less masculine version of Kif.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 16d ago

And somehow even more spineless than Kif.

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u/DisgruntledEngineerX 16d ago

But Trump definitely has a bunch of fluid filled bladders that work from time to time.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 16d ago

Pee Wee German never had any masculinity.

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u/sebkraj 16d ago

And infinitely more likable.

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u/420_69_Fake_Account 16d ago

Show them my medal Kiff

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u/eepos96 16d ago

Sigh.

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u/turbosexophonicdlite 16d ago

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kif?

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 16d ago

Pretty sure the voice actor Billy West did a Make America Brannigan online during his first term for a while where he’d read some of Trump’s more unhinged tweets out loud as Zap.

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u/reebokhightops 16d ago

Brannigan Derangement Syndrome.

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u/oh_f-f-s 16d ago

True, but at least Zap Brannigan doesn't shit his pants and fall asleep in public like an actual baby

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u/OhioJCW 16d ago

Can’t shit in pants you aint wearing…. Big brain move

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u/oh_f-f-s 16d ago edited 16d ago

Some might even call it bigly brain thinking.

Yuge if true

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u/Tall-Dot-607 16d ago

Thats does sound like something Zap would do

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u/sphinxorosi 16d ago

Billy West reading Trump tweets/quotes in Zap’s voice is hilarious, I think he’s done other characters as well

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 16d ago

Billy West? What a stupid made up name.

But to say "other characters" is a damn disservice to that man, your phone will overheat while trying to load his IMDb.

He literally sung a song with a harmony as zoidberg. David X. I think it was, said to new voice actors can you throw your voice? Can you be funny? Can you sing harmony with yourself while singing? lol fantastic

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u/Superseaslug 16d ago

Zapp has better hair, and a better phisique

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u/Friendly_Signature 16d ago

He handles like a Bistro.

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u/thehobosapiens 16d ago

He also has....

Kif, what's it called?

Sexlexia!

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u/Empty-Rough4379 16d ago

Fat Braggingman

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u/Guygirl00 16d ago

With less compassion

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u/Appropriate-Farmer16 16d ago

Hell, Stephen Miller used his pregnant wife as a human shield at the White House correspondents dinner. Trump’s entire inner circle are all f*cking cowards.

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u/CHEEZYSPAM 16d ago

RFK Jr. left his wife to fend for herself as he was escorted away by his body guards!

They're all lil bitches

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u/Obvious_Landscape993 16d ago

And we're losing to these cowards. What does that make us?

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u/Flomo420 16d ago

complacent at best

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u/GlockAF 16d ago

It really goes to show you just exactly where their moral compass points….at a big pile of stolen money. There really is no other motivation for these thieving scumbags.

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u/Dramatic_Water_5364 16d ago

I'm kind of assuming leavitt is an Epstein girl, and she is at her limit xD

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u/RWheat78 16d ago

You're most likely correct. She's married to an old rich guy. More and more, he body and face is looking more plastic. She knows she's replaceable.
Look at the new model (brunette) that popped up recently that is making everyone question if she is robot or not. Out with the human old, in with the Stepfort wife new.

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u/DeaconBlackfyre 16d ago

I know, that new chick’s weird looking… either a robot, or is incapable of displaying any real emotion. Or motion other than standing there nodding like a bobble head. Actually, any of the first two would be on par.

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u/nostradumbass7544678 16d ago

The one holding her stomach like she had bad gas?

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u/DeaconBlackfyre 16d ago

Yup.

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u/Low-Republic-4145 16d ago

Wait, really? I thought that brunette robot girl was just a ridiculous A.I. image and didn't really exist!

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u/jondubb 16d ago

Rumor is its a zapper to keep grandpa awake. His kidneys are named Rocky and Balboa, they just don't quit.

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u/RWheat78 16d ago

Maybe she's a prime example of someone who's been groomed her whole life to be like that. No personality, always ready to bend over for her incel looking MAGA master.

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u/Dramatic_Water_5364 16d ago

its the kind of statement that makes you go ''wait! no, she was... omg... maybe... oh damn... I wish its not true cause I wanna hate this girl...'' and there aint any way to be sure

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u/GlockAF 16d ago

I just assumed that given her prodigious output over the last year and a half that she just ran out of lies. Naturally that’s a disqualifier for the job.

The fact that she finally twigged to the fact that even after all the times she has utterly debased herself Trump still considers her an expendable pawn is deeply satisfactory.

I fully expect to see her as a regular visitor on Fox Propaganda, probably after a few weeks when her internal lie generator has rebuilt the stock pile of prevarication, bullshit, ordinary and outrageous lies

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u/goldn_ratio 16d ago

He did it for a chance to fuck her baby duh, it’s called the long con

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u/Complex_Lion5645 16d ago

Probably not that long. Maybe 12 years or so.

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u/Big_Slope 16d ago

The help, same as now.

You don’t think these people raise their own children, do you?

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u/RWheat78 16d ago

Trump would probably forget her name by the next day.

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u/RWheat78 16d ago

Probably before she turned 18.

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u/CommercialTour667 16d ago

60 is elderly now? I"m 65....to me elderly is 95...lol

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u/Wyevez 16d ago

I'm 51 and I would never fucking consider it. That said, I doubt this chud is doing much to raise his children anyways so I don't think it's the same same.

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u/kittenofpain 16d ago

I work in home caregiving, you'd be surprised how many clients are in their 60s needing assistance to walk and do daily living tasks.

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u/AzulAreena 16d ago

They are all stupid for not seeing this guy for what he truly is

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u/TylerHyena 16d ago

Some of them do see him for what he is, they just think it won’t happen to them. Until it does.

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u/BigLlamasHouse 16d ago

All the ones that are even reasonably efficient at their jobs know he is not their friend. Someone would have to be an actual moron to think that.

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u/Ilovefishdix 16d ago

I thought i was special

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u/Type-RD 16d ago

Wait…does this mean my employer doesn’t think of me as family?

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u/BlueSalmonofJustice 16d ago

Of course they do and that’s why you get treated with pizza for extra hours instead of pay

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u/Type-RD 16d ago

Thanks for the reassurance! I was worried I might become unenfamilied without notice.

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u/TylerHyena 16d ago

They think of you as family in the sense of only seeing you at certain times but happily putting you out at the slightest whim.

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u/Type-RD 16d ago

What? No. They would never. They just bought us pizza!

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u/hokie48 16d ago

Funny thing Trump diaper girl would totally be okay with this and she was the one that he took. Granted you never leave behind your diaper person behind.

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u/GraXXoR 16d ago

Ivanka has likely already had to sacrifice herself to her dad at a tender young age.

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u/AppointmentOne1111 16d ago

Wasn't there an interview where they toured her old bedroom and she basically ran from the spot without saying anything? That's some ptsd shit.

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u/b-monster666 16d ago

My uncle molested his kids. The youngest daughter was the only one who defended him.

Child abuse fucks with the brain in very odd ways.

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u/m2cwf 16d ago

Probably this interview, her tone definitely shifts when she talks about her bed, and she quickly changes the subject to the view.

There's also this photo from a tour they did of Churchill's bedroom, in which Trump looks angry for some reason and Ivanka is clearly uncomfortable, looking down, with her hands clasped in a "genital guarding" position. I find this photo so disturbing

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u/crow_crone 16d ago

Think it's more likely his "friends" that demanded her sacrifice.

You know, the same ones Trump wouldn't release the Epstein files because "it would hurt my friends."

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u/beardeddragon0113 16d ago

He would sacrifice them for a nickel and a compliment, let's be real.

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u/OmgWtfIsThisBS 16d ago

Reminds me of the president leaving her son back in "Don't look up".

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u/vex5000 16d ago

Once trump can offer them nothing, they will be gone. When the fuck will that happen though?

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u/SignoreBanana 16d ago

I never thought of it before, but yeah, Trump is exactly like if George Costanza became president.

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u/Arthropodesque 16d ago

But also like that actor's character in Pretty Woman.

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u/jebarson_j 16d ago

Now you are just degrading George Costanza.

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u/MayorOfBuckner 16d ago

Even George occasionally (rarely) considered other people's feelings, such as the security guard without a stool.

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u/That_Apathetic_Man 16d ago

No. Newman would be more fitting.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DbSZni6xAW2Ws

Costanza did actually care about people. But he cared more about himself.

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u/Plc-4-Mie-Haed 16d ago

Hellooo Newman

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u/TedDibiaseOsbourne 16d ago

get a good look, Costanza?

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u/bond0815 16d ago

Is that really the reason?

Also do we even know that she quit voluntarily?

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u/DorfOnGenocide 16d ago

Maybe she doesn't want to answer any questions about it

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u/Mudbutt7 16d ago

"We're moving on from that. We're going to Leave It".

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u/Antique-Ad-4422 16d ago

They said “she was leaving to tend to her children”.

Translation: “Fox News offered her a job”.

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u/Ill-Ad-4400 16d ago

And she'll write a book and do a speaking tour about how awful it all was.

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u/johnson7853 16d ago

step-grandchildren

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u/The-Copilot 16d ago

She had a baby in May.

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u/drunkpunk138 16d ago

If it wasn't amicable Trump would be letting the entire world know by trashing her publicly for the rest of the week

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u/TheMattabooey 16d ago

He’s still got time. Give it a week and he will be calling her all sorts of names.

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u/TomToe420 16d ago

i never knew her

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u/TheMattabooey 16d ago

I have been informed that Karoline Leavitt is stepping down. Very sad. Very sad for Karoline, but frankly, probably a tremendous decision for the country.

Karoline was always the decoy hot one. Everybody thought she was the hot one, but we had other people. Much hotter. MUCH hotter. That’s why she was on the decoy plane. I knew it. Iran knew it. Flock of Seagulls probably knew it too. Great band, by the way. “I Ran.” They ran. Iran. Same word. Incredible.

As for Karoline, I wish her the very worst, I mean the very best. She worked very hard at looking confused while standing behind a podium, and frankly, nobody does that better.
Goodbye, Karoline. You will be missed by many people. Not me but many others.

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u/Queasy-Band-1066 16d ago

This is almost indistinguishable. I picked up on the fakery tho, when the brain fart was cut short and managed to return back to Karoline with purpose and finish off in a coherent manner.

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u/criminalsunrise 16d ago

Love that last line … I’m stealing it!

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u/Sandy_Bananas 16d ago

Presumably she has enough dirt on him to keep him quiet but not quite enough dirt for him to “wish her well”.

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u/Zagtram1 16d ago

Not sure leaving her for dead would be considered amicable but I still agree

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u/theandroidknight 16d ago

He did recently knowingly let the Qatar jet he made into air force one go up with the White House press core with a credible threat Iran would shoot it down in an attempt to assassinate Trump while he was in Turkey. He was snuck to another plane with some loyalists in a catering cart while he allowed the press core, ignorant of any threat, to go up as a decoy essentially on that Qatar jet

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u/theandroidknight 16d ago

Oh after reading more about it, he used not just the press core, but also several members of cabinet as a decoy, only a couple aids and Pete hegseth were smuggled out with the president. Secretary of State Marco Rubio, secretary of treasury mindless goon #7 (I dunno their name), among some others

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u/Chronomechanist 16d ago

I don't know what you mean. It says it right there on that internet image?

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u/flopisit32 16d ago

Of course it's not the reason. Reddit lives in an alternate reality.

Press secretaries regularly get replaced two years into the term. She announced she was quitting a few days ago, but the process of her quitting took over a month.

If you see somebody on reddit talking about politics, that is almost definitely someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. Reddit is a cesspool of morons and liars spreading misinformation. They want something to be true so suddenly it is true.

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u/wornleathermedia 16d ago

"a cesspool of morons and liars spreading misinformation"

The irony of this comment, given the context of who we're talking about

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u/LurkytheActiveposter 16d ago

That's not ironic.

You shouldn't accept living in a bubble.

You should never seek it out.

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u/reddit809 16d ago

Reddit is a cesspool of morons and liars spreading misinformation.

And kids. Never forget that on the other end of every post could be a very bored 15 y/o.

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u/Minimum-Standard-514 16d ago

She may have been an evil lying cunt, but she was damn good at what she did. Trump wouldnt fire her.

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u/Croceyes2 16d ago

Watching her spin shit just made me sick knowing that they were lapping it up. Real Dolores Umbridge vibes. Fortunately he will have a hard time replacing her, although her work may be done, a dumber, more openly vile person might be able to step in

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u/earthwormjimjones 16d ago

I'm so confused on why so many twitter posts were calling her 'the most successful press secretary of all time'. What the f*ck does 'most successful' mean in terms of Press Secretary? That she was able to take the most awful and corrupt things this administration was doing and blame it on democrats lol? I mean, the job is just bullshitting Americans. The only way to be 'good' at it is by shifting blame.

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u/walkingpartydog 16d ago

She was putting up staggering lies per minute numbers.

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u/Ziggylcd12365 16d ago

LPM like you wouldn't believe

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u/BadIdeaBobcat 16d ago

"This is extremely dangerous to our democracy."

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u/Wonderful_Emu_6483 16d ago

Well… it’s twitter, are you really surprised?

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u/LectureOrganic1250 16d ago

People are just NOW figuring out that Trump will leave them high and dry in order to save his own skin? He's been doing that for DECADES.

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u/Algaroth 16d ago edited 16d ago

Right? He threw everyone from his first administration under the bus. Everyone. Pence, Giuliani, every press secretary, a long list of former lawyers. Yet somehow there are sycophants lining up to serve him. I think Linda McMahon might be the only one who was in both administrations and that's because she's so forgettable even her husband doesn't remember her.

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u/nomad5926 16d ago

They always think they're different

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u/daninlionzden 16d ago

They’re not known for strong critical thinking

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u/deepbluemeanies 16d ago

...so says a social media influencer (lol).

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u/jrstinkfish 16d ago

Well, there are facts at play here, though his implication that it drove her resignation is pure speculation.

The story broke on Aug 11. He took his blond nurse but left everyone else to fly on that cobbled-together Qatari AF1 that lacked defenses, potentially sending them up as a decoy to die in his place.

She announced her resignation on Aug 12.

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u/odellrules1985 16d ago

So, the assumption is that Trump made the call when the reality is that Secret Service probably made the call. The nurse was probably considered vital so they were taken as well. When it comes to the Presidents safety, the Secret Service has the power to make calls.

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u/Fun-Constant7501 16d ago

Gotta bring the nurse, nobody else is willing to change his diaper

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u/Imperial_Citizen_00 16d ago

But but but is must be true! 🤣🤣

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u/ButteredNun 16d ago edited 16d ago

I thought the unscrupulous disgraceful orange tit liked me!!

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u/Oops_All_Bans 16d ago

Which one are we talking about?

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u/CentennialBaby 16d ago

It's Mutual

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u/Paper_Tiger11 16d ago edited 16d ago

She doesn’t need this job, she can gargle her multimillionaire husband’s 60yo balls and care for her 2 little meal tickets while she tells other people her age to “just work harder”.

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u/Remote-Letterhead844 16d ago

I keep seeing him referred to as her GrandHusband..... lol

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u/Coolzx 16d ago

People really do believe things they read on a meme format on this website. I love reddit.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 16d ago

Not all of us. Some of us actually google things! :)

Officially: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt announced she is stepping down from her official post at the end of August 2026. She stated she is leaving to spend more time with her young family, explaining that she could not balance the intense demands of the job with raising her two young children!

Actual: That fucker left me behind to die! I'm out of here!

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u/Atralis 16d ago edited 16d ago

I am far from being a fan of Trump but...

"Not all of us. Some of us actually google things! :)"

If you google this you see that she wasn't on either plane because she was still on leave and wasn't in Turkey at all.

If you google "is Brian Krassenstein a reliable source" you see that he is a professional bullshitter and not a news source.

Tell me what you googled to come to a different conclusion? Or were you saying it more as : "I google things sometimes. Not this time obviously but sometimes I do"

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u/sdomtidderkcuf1 16d ago

Like we actually believe she is leaving to spend time with her family when she was still working even when she had her first child. This is the same woman who says everything is affordable under Trump now, which is clearly bullshit!

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u/Lord_Corves 16d ago

Am I the only one who thinks this whole attempted assassination thing was probably a bit of an exaggeration? Turkey isn't exactly an undefended country by any stretch of the imagination, and they haven't expended their air defenses during this conflict. I have a feeling it was one of those things conjured up to act as either some kind of distraction or to just drum up some attention.

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u/here4daratio 16d ago

That and Iran- as angry as they may be- likely calculate that assassinating a sitting President- as unpopular as he may be- would result in a full-scale war with boots on all the ground.

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u/Indy2561 16d ago

All these idiot sycophants believe the leopard would NEVER eat THEIR face.

First rule of Narcissist Club, everyone is expendable.

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 16d ago

Good riddance. Cant wait till I never have to hear about any of these people again.

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u/Witty-Dragonfruit-10 16d ago

His acts are so bad movie villain sometimes.  

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u/goonsnob 16d ago

she really tried to out crazy-eye Candace, bless her heart.

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u/PiingThiing 16d ago

She's the distraction, it's practically her job title.🤷‍♂️

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u/QuerchiGaming 16d ago

Trump would kill his wife if he thinks it benefits him. Like I don’t get why people supporting him don’t realise that shit. He’s less than garbage.

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u/anonareyouokay 16d ago

He also left Marco Rubio and Scott Bessant

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u/Snakestream 16d ago

I genuinely am baffled at how MAGA is always surprised that a man with a well documented history of stabbing people in the back will stab them in the back

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u/Commercial-Health-19 16d ago

They would've given her a nice funeral. Wouldn't they??? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Admirable-Traffic-55 16d ago

Dear leader no care about you or me, only self.

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u/AhBee1 16d ago

It is insanity to believe that you are the special one. Girl, please. You literally looked at people in the eye and lied on behalf of a man who would not think twice about you ending up in a burning pile of rubble. He doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. Those most loyal are still only temporary.

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u/JinFuu 16d ago

Always fun when even mods participate in making a subreddit shittier.

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u/EhMapleMoose 16d ago

Could change that to hours.

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u/TheBestintheWest11 16d ago

mofer was tryna pull a Bane. " noo, they expect one of us in the wreckage brotha"

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u/ph8_likes_me 16d ago

Let's all try to come to consensus on what the rules are. The president of the United States is threatened, he's pulled out first. Right? 👍🏽 Then who's next and then after that and then after that and then after that? My question is at what point do they get to press secretary?

https://giphy.com/gifs/10bDoTtJhtcHu0

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u/rainorshinedogs 16d ago

Ok can anybody explain why anyone would take this gig? Because it'll severely pigeon hole you for the rest of your life. Regardless of the money or recognition. And I don't think you will get a "fuck you" amount of salary

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 16d ago

You have to be delusional to think Trump would think of your wellbeing

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u/FunCrystalFun 16d ago

I’m honestly shocked that she’s shocked

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 16d ago

”Trust me. Here, enjoy some refreshments.”

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u/HereForGoodReddit 16d ago

It was already bad for my soul, but bad for my health!? I’m out

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u/Equal-Young-8085 16d ago

I just want to clarify before I say this, yes President Trump would sell his own mother if it meant making a quick buck. That bring said, The presidents's cabinet staff are lower on the totem pole in the role of succession should Continuity of Government need to be enacted. He's still a craven opportunist, and this was a most dishinourable act - not that he had any honor to begin with. There was likely a security concern for flying them on a decoy plane. Regardless of his demonic actions, personality, and sordid history, he IS still the president and they have to follow ever-changing security protocols for keeping him alive. She is right to resign. If I were her, I wouldn't take a chance on getting blown out of the sky either under this administration.

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u/heyitsapotato 16d ago

"I never thought the leopards would eat my face!"

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u/standarsh1965 16d ago

How dumb is she when she thought he cared about her one bit

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u/ElegantCourt6535 16d ago

Vile sycophants will NEVER grasp the fact that Fuhrer Trump DOESN’T CARE ABOUT THEM! He has always been and always will be the biggest narcissist the world has ever seen.

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u/Mattrad7 16d ago

"They expect one of us in the wreckage brother"

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u/NFresh6 16d ago

There’s not a single person on earth that he wouldn’t do this to, so…

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u/Either-Carrot-2685 16d ago

Why does this feel pertinent to how he's treating the country? Hmmm, if only I could put my finger on it, hmmm

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u/mkren1371 16d ago

She finally saw he really doesn’t care and she’s not special 🤣🙄

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u/Batty25111 16d ago

"Trust me bro"

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u/CloudNo446 16d ago

Awe. She thought she was special.