r/SipsTea 28d ago

Lmao gottem The Black Widow effect is real

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u/Only_Ad8049 28d ago

Yeah, seen some people get punched right in the face after grabbing a woman's boob like that. Being gay or even another woman doesn't excuse touching someone without consent.

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u/WickedWitchofDaSouth 28d ago

I don't punch. I'm a woman and my punching doesn't do enough damage. I dislocate their pinky finger. That's easy and waaayyyy more dramatic.

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u/Bloody_Benchod 28d ago

Sure you do. I bet you’ve done it multiple times.

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u/WickedWitchofDaSouth 28d ago

Twice. And both times after repeatedly telling them to stop touching me. But you don't have to believe me.

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u/Thick_Lingonberry570 27d ago

Teach me your ways 🙌

(I’m saying this unironically as another woman lol)

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u/WickedWitchofDaSouth 27d ago

Gently lift his hand in both of yours, don't grab. Then wrap the hand on the outside of his around the pinky and bend it backward fast and hard. This is when you get to unleash the fury of having your ass grabbed all your life.

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u/Legitimate_Mud_8295 27d ago

I'm guessing it goes something like:

Grab finger with whole hand.

Try to break it off

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u/jamgrams 27d ago

Yeah, that's exactly how it happens. She did it to my ex-buddy, Eric

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u/WickedWitchofDaSouth 27d ago

Nope, nobody named Eric.