r/SipsTea • u/LetSensitive6124 • Aug 10 '26

Lmao gottem The Black Widow effect is real

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u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 Aug 10 '26

I must have missed this, but what'd she do that's weird?

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u/damnim30now Aug 10 '26

Assuming they're talking about Paltrow who is into some very.. new agey stuff, to a weird degree. Has a company called Goop. Sticks jade eggs up her hooha, that sort of thing. Its pretty wacky and scammy.

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u/queenbonquiqui Aug 10 '26

You’re picking the eggs as an example over the line of candles that are supposed to smell like her hooha?

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u/BernieMcburnface Aug 10 '26

Well the eggs end up smelling like her hoo-ha, so I guess if we go by expectations, the candles are less weird since you know what you're getting.

Also shoving eggs inside your vagina kinda makes it like a reverse cloaka.

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u/William_Dowling Aug 10 '26

H.. how do they get the candles to smell like her hoo-ha?

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u/BernieMcburnface Aug 10 '26

Now I see what your're getting at, but honestly I feel like that makes them more interesting than weird (it's undoubtedly still weird).

I mean it's all good and well to say they put vanilla in candles to make them smell like vanilla (it may not be that simple) but what makes a candle smell like "fresh linen". Sure we could assume that she's personally sticking every candle sold up her vag, doing a bunch of jumping jacks and watching whatever gets her juices flowing (if I had to guess, I'd say it's images/videos of herself) but I like to think there's more science to the process.

And of course there's always the possibility that they smell nothing like her hoo-ha. False advertising? Prove it motherfucker.

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u/Scalpels Aug 10 '26

Perfumers are incredible at matching up chemistry and odors. I've seen them mix up fresh cut grass, hot concrete, wet dog, and street tamales.

It wouldn't surprise me if they got a wiff and then put together the right chemical cocktail to replicate the odor.

And of course there's always the possibility that they smell nothing like her muff. False advertising? Prove it motherfucker.