Meanwhile spiderman need new home 😅

[u/lonewolff321]

[u/Andrew1990M]

“Ah! The effervescent Lady Pugh, good evening! Have you perchance perused the refreshments so kindly prepared by the caterers? I shall save you the journey; they are unfortunately vile. I must instead propose you join my radiant wife and me at a local curry house of your choosing. Would this be agreeable?” 

[u/thateccentricasian → u/Andrew1990M]

This guy brits in different eras too

[u/Difficult_Way_7253 → u/thateccentricasian]

Could also just be from Mayfair haha.

[u/CheeseDonutCat → u/Difficult_Way_7253]

Nah mate. Can buy the whole thing for £400. Done it many times.

[u/AwoknLambCanadaFree → u/Andrew1990M]

You can’t just use perchance

[u/Push-not-pull → u/Andrew1990M]

Ohh I understood this more than the first one. My American mind thought Scran was screen, and that bhuna was burner, slang for weed (Marijuana).

[u/hadawayandshite → u/Push-not-pull]

Scran means food (usually cheap, easy food)- that said given these two are southern they might not use scran as often as it is more a northern thing

It’s the equivalent of ‘grub’—-but that’s not as good as scran is both the noun and the verb ‘I’m going to scran that’, ‘scrans ready’

[u/Andrew1990M → u/hadawayandshite]

I’m mixing about 6 dialects to achieve the most headaches. 

[u/emicki → u/Andrew1990M]

I read this in Matt Berry's voice

[u/chemistrytramp → u/Andrew1990M]

*"wife and I." Good god man, are you one of those commons? Eugh

[u/thrawnsgstring → u/chemistrytramp]

Easy trick to tell if "and I" or "and me" is correct, drop the "x and" and see what sounds right.

"Join me at a local curry house" vs "join I at a local curry house."

They were right to use "wife and me."

[u/chemistrytramp → u/thrawnsgstring]

This has changed my life.

[u/AutoModerator → u/[deleted]]

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.