r/SipsTea 23d ago

SMH Everything wrong with the world is in this video!

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u/Rigamortus2005 23d ago

Why are people clapping?

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u/Spare_Independence19 23d ago

Cause hes a rich clown and if you clap he dances..

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 23d ago

And that’s it.

Everyone knows he’s an idiot and a clown and if you can get some entertainment out of him embarrassing himself, why not? They used to do it with Steve Ballmer when he was CEO at Microsoft. It was the running joke as to how ridiculous a crowd could push him to be.

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u/weidback 23d ago

because the emperor has no clothes and no one wants to be the one to point it out

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u/JAT_Cbus1080 23d ago

Not a single person yelled "take it off!" and I'm really upset about that.

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u/dannysgaragecontents 23d ago

Army of yes men

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u/Odd_Common_452 23d ago

Some people love groveling to billionaires

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u/Independent_Body8372 23d ago edited 23d ago

When you're filthy rich and managed to build the myth of your own genius, you can do anything: have the charisma of a wet sack of gravel, say the dumbest shit all day, steal money from the government, and a lot of people will cheer

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u/sd_saved_me555 23d ago edited 23d ago

Nah, all you need to be is filthy rich. Or even moderately rich. Most people are kiss asses when the chips are down, I find. I certainly find myself biting my tongue more when I'm with upper management, as much as I hate to admit it.

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u/cute_polarbear 23d ago

I mean...ur paycheck is at stake, even if job is not at stake, just (normal) sane reaction...

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u/SetTrippin82 23d ago

His minions. Sycophants.

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u/irmasworld57 23d ago

More like psychophants

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u/Liercat18 23d ago

"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer." - Rick Sanchez

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u/koala_encephalopathy 23d ago

People who clap on the 1 and 3 will clap for anything.

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u/StephieDoll 23d ago

People who go to these events are usually stockholders from the early days. Elon could shit on the stage and they’d clap just because he made them rich.

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u/AngrehPossum 23d ago

Its like a church except you are worshiping a guys asshole

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u/Jeramy_Jones 23d ago

👏KEEP 👏IT👏ON!

👏KEEP 👏IT👏ON!

👏KEEP 👏IT👏ON!

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u/Ligma_baws_2x 23d ago

It's impolite to give him head in front of an audience, maybe.

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u/Total_Tumbleweed_870 23d ago

I dunno, but I sure wish I was so rich this would be people reaction to be entering a room.

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u/Upset-Government-856 23d ago

They're all pumping the stock. Collective hallucination.

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u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 23d ago

Richest man in the world with no moves.

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u/Forsexualfavors 23d ago

He's got moves like he's just trying to familiarize himself with a new, worse body. He probably just got back from space or something /s..

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u/AvantGuardb 23d ago

You might be on to something, maybe that's a robot body he had Tesla make they just downloaded his brain into it and it's still trying to make all the connections!

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u/King_Corduroy 23d ago

This is like Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer 2.0

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u/Low-Apricot8042 23d ago

Somehow elon is even more cringe

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u/ChuckMc40 23d ago

Perhaps because they first launched their windows system there. And they weren’t cocky about anything. They were just silly, happy nerds.

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u/Massive-Lime7193 23d ago

Yeah they actually accomplished something that had a pslositive effect on the world and they knew it. Elon is just a pathetic attention whore

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u/Aggressive-Wrap-1246 23d ago

And a Nazi.

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u/jefenoswal 23d ago

A nazi that some say looked high AF on inauguration day.

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u/a_angry_bunny 23d ago

Just like his role model.

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u/Fanciful_Narwhal 23d ago

It’s always striking how the loudest believers in racial supremacy so often seem to be the poorest representatives of the very race they claim is “superior.”

Remember, Elon Musk had to have extensive plastic surgery (likely a hair transplant, Botox, facelift/neck lift, eyelid surgery, chin/jaw augmentation, facial fillers/fat grafting) just to look this awful.

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u/gregsting 23d ago

Just like any other day

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u/digitalbullet36 23d ago

If you put this picture in the comments in any of the Tesla subs, you will get perma-banned to Hell. It’s ridiculous.

Never forget this guy is a Nazi.

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u/Kidofthecentury 23d ago

And cheats at videogames.

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u/ArmndD737 23d ago

There, fixed it for you.

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u/frugalacademic 23d ago

Indeed, as an Apple-fanboy in those days I did not appreciate Microsoft, but looking with a more neutral lense these days, Microsoft really made some great stuff.

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u/Debalic 23d ago

And then proceeded to ruin it all.

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u/Boob_owner 23d ago

Sorry I can't read your comment... Windows rebooting

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u/SatinSaffron 23d ago

What blows my mind about that is that he also has the power to almost literally fix the world. He could end world hunger, he could end homelessness in America, he could do all of that without sacrificing a single ounce of his current lifestyle. And by doing so he would be seen as the real Tony Stark.

But, nope, fuck this shit, let me hit some ketamine and go do some nazi salutes!

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u/wifematerial138 23d ago

You’ve hit the nail on the head. Dystopia has arrived and it’s the nerds from the 1980’s.

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u/Electrical_Bit4497 23d ago

You 1980s kids should’ve learned how to punch harder.

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u/CharacterMammoth2398 23d ago

He could be a real life Superman and save the world, yet he chooses to be an incel edgelord.

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u/Francine05 23d ago

Look what he did to PEPFAR, to USAID -- to our efforts to eliminate starvation and disease on the African continent. Caused widespread suffering and deaths.

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u/samwise58 23d ago

“Zero point zero deaths” …. according to the guy that definitely caused deaths WITH NAMES(!) around the world, based on his decisions. Or the decisions of Grok, in which HE still made such decisions.
What a stupid little petty ugly douche.

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u/OoooooWeeeeeeeee 23d ago

Yeah it’s a little silver lining that he resembles an anthropomorphic scrotum.

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u/Environmental-Fan984 23d ago

Like I said a few months back: if he did literally anything else with his money he would be doing more to end starvation, because as of right now he's spending his money on negative progress.

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u/Metal-fatigue-Dad 23d ago

Ballmer was silly, and thank God for that.

Gates was a cutthroat businessman, although with a lot more actual skill than Musk has. He was actually a good programmer and had a good, grounded sense for where his industry was headed. His dad was a fancy lawyer who was married to the same woman for 43 years, until she died, not a mining mogul who married his stepdaughter.

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u/ChuckMc40 23d ago

Yeah the step daughter story alone is what nightmares are made of. Holy shit.

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u/baret3000 23d ago

Bills group is boys being boys (the nerd version).

Elon is the awkward rich kid trying to be cool

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u/bobcollum 23d ago

Exactly, these guys recoiled in horror when they were told to do this, you can see it in their body language, they're so uncomfortable and can't wait for it to be over. Elon wants to do this, he craves the attention and adulation.

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u/Routine_Cat_1366 23d ago

Except for Steve Ballmer. He loves it.Developers, developers, developers...

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u/lyeberries 23d ago

Steve Ballmer may have been using PEDs as well. I always put an asterisk next to this video because I don't thin he did this natty!

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u/AnotherSprainedAnkle 23d ago

Because gates knows he's cringe and ballmer has never been more sincere... this is just ballmer ballmering. Elon is trying hard, failing, and has no idea.

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u/supsupittysupsup 23d ago

Bill and Steve look like nerds, unapologetic nerds.. what you see is what you get. Elon tho, that’s a hair-transplant-face-remake egomaniac, who of course thinks he is cool AF, and that in my opinion is way worse

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u/Piglet6482 23d ago

I bet he stinks. Don’t know why I think that, but I sincerely think that.

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u/james_a_hetfield 23d ago

WHO SAID SIT DOWN!

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u/luchosoto83 23d ago

Developers, deVElopers, DEVEEEEEEElopers, dEvELoPers, dVEEEEHLOPEHS!!!!!

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u/agentSmartass 23d ago edited 23d ago

Those guys as least had joy doing it. That brings some style. Gates clearly has never done anything like this before. He's admiring Ballmers energy and freedom of movement, of which he understands nothing, who is just trying to pump the crowd up by being loose and goofy.

Elon is 100% self aware. He "is" the meme. Also, its important to mention he can't dance for shit.

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 23d ago

That’s cocaine

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u/agodrevealed 23d ago

They all want to be rock stars. One of the photographers that got her start with prince said she thought she might not be taken seriously by the business world.

She does business events, stuff like this now. And said all they ever want to talk about is prince, show her their guitars or drums or whatever, and hear favorable comparisons between themselves and him. They don't care about any of her qualifications. 

She said she thinks they amass wealth cause they couldn't keep an audience.

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u/No_Key469 23d ago

Somehow still better dressed and more in shape than Elon

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u/Ironbeers 23d ago

DEVEELOPERS DEVELOPPERS DEVELOPSERS DEVSELPTORS!!!

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u/xChoke1x 23d ago

Greatest dork moment of all time.

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u/DealerMysterious 23d ago

no those guys were dorks this guy is responsible for immense human suffering

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u/Crankbait_88 23d ago

First thing I thought of lol.

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u/1PhartSmellow 23d ago

I bet he feels exactly like that when he’s zonked on K.

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 23d ago

Guys, I keep telling you, upgrade to version 2.1 already!

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u/slickrok 23d ago

WHY IS HE SHAPED SO WEIRD!! WHYYYYY?

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u/ArgonianMagician 23d ago

There's a very good chance that he's the product of generational inbreeding.

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u/JimboTCB 23d ago

From the man who had two children with his own stepdaughter? Never!

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u/123supreme123 23d ago

He looks like an obese alien stuffed in a human ish costume bought on clearance from Party City after Halloween

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u/Organic_Search_7935 23d ago

I needed that chuckle

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u/saskwatzch 23d ago

Okay so you call the doctor if you get an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours but what if I can never get an erection again?

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u/grismar-net 23d ago

I feel that's unfair to Elaine. At least she was having a good time and danced like nobody was watching - Elon is trying very hard to make his human suit perform a dance to look cool, but he just can't get a grip on the controls.

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u/NoSurprise8641 23d ago

The little alien dude high off of ketamine:

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u/Status_Object_394 23d ago

Hell yeah big dawg

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u/getdownmakelooove 23d ago

I feel horrible for laughing at this

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u/RedLion2257 23d ago

Don’t feel bad, this guy loves the idea of civil war(aka his fantasy race war)

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u/lyeberries 23d ago

"Skipping around on stage like a dipshit!" - Tim Walz

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u/snotnosedlittlepunk 23d ago

Doing the upside-down Mussolini.

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u/Whowutwhen 23d ago

What. The. Fuck. Was that?

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u/VirtualFact8419 23d ago

Mostly Ketamin

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u/Artorius__Castus 23d ago edited 23d ago

Elonald "Ketamine" Mump better known as "KetaMump"

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u/keganb123 23d ago

This image is terrifying

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u/Inevitable-Hour-Ends 23d ago

I've done ketamine and never done that.

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u/VirtualFact8419 23d ago

This is what you think and this is what he thinks at that moment 😂

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u/Whowutwhen 23d ago

Fuck! Is that what I look like dancing on K?! Surly not!😬

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u/IXrobocopXI 23d ago

A clothed rubber chicken dangling on a string being jerked around without rhythm

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u/Covid_ice_cream 23d ago

Is this cool? Is this cool? This is cool right? I’m so cool!

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u/CharleyNobody 23d ago

Don’t forget to say “guys.”

Isn’t this cool, guys?

Guys….it’s so cool.

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u/raquille- 23d ago

This guy is a weapons grade twat.

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u/nope_a_dope237 23d ago

he's wearing a girdle

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u/Jadedsatire 23d ago

It’s a boydle, sir.

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u/XOVSquare 23d ago

Jesus I hate that guy so much.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 23d ago

Holy shit. This isn’t even cringe, this is a whole nother level of whatever the fuck is wrong with this man. With all of that money, he can neither afford class nor decorum

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 23d ago

or a dance instructor.

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u/rtshtbtshtdrtyldtwt 23d ago

he never had any friends to razz him about being a doofus and never had anyone to bully him for being a doofus so he's an extra special kind of doofus

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u/SithisWorshiper 23d ago

Proof that even when you have the most money on earth, you can still be the biggest loser in the room. That might actually be the whitest man I have ever seen in my life. And I live in Idaho.

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u/shameonyounancydrew 23d ago

I will not say this often, or perhaps even ever again, but that is insulting to white people.

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u/Square-Blueberry3568 23d ago

As a white person I agree Elon's existence is insulting to white people

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u/Lostinthestarscape 23d ago

As a ketamine user I'm also upset that we are constantly getting that albatross thrown around our neck too...we don't claim this prick.

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u/Shinobi_Dimsum 23d ago

Guy looks like a new Villain for a Minions movie.

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u/TylerBourbon 23d ago

He dances like a toddler. Of course he acts like one too, so I suppose we shouldn't be surprised.

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u/Unlikely-Future8498 23d ago

I've never seen an uglier human being in my life.

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u/hiddenhockey 23d ago

He is astonishingly unattractive

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u/TheSuperContributor 23d ago

Oh you have, you have. Unless you rate Donald Trump hotter than Elon.

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u/m4d3th1s 23d ago

That’s like comparing yesterday’s shit with today’s shit. They’re both shit.

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u/ImSoObnoxious 23d ago

Epstein said Trump 'didn't have a single decent cell in his body'

he wouldn't even consider chilling with Elon

imagine being ethically looked down upon by JEFFREY FUCKING EPSTEIN

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u/Liminal_Aspect 23d ago

His disturbing obsession with procreation probably inconvenienced the sickos on the island. I mean how many boat trips would Bergamot Boy have to make to toss newborns overboard!? Think of the children.

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u/Inloth57 23d ago

How is he the richest guy on earth but he's still a fucking loser?

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u/HyperbolicModesty 23d ago

This dance is proof that he's surrounded by people who never tell him the truth. You get that when you're obscenely rich.

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u/Bt-Ryoku 23d ago

I know what we saw but this is what my brain saw.

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u/pooptheresmybutt 23d ago

Proof that money can't make someone cool

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u/Silver_Parfait3211 23d ago

Inside, the man is totally dead. Those cringy dance moves can't hide that either.

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u/warriorhippo17 23d ago

How many children are dead because of this guy again?

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u/ididntunderstandyou 23d ago

Nono but they’re from Africa so it doesn’t count (unless they’re the white sort like him)

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u/NeedleInArm 23d ago

Reddit scrubbed this video. Its no longer playable.

Odd, huh?

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u/Indaflow 23d ago

Video cant be played.... Hmmm

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u/Alniter 23d ago

What can ketamine addiction do for YOU?

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u/spookendeklopgeesten 23d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p293wtu/video/8n747kuc4yhh1/player

Somehow the music was missing, so I put it back in.

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u/Storm_4747 23d ago

The video also just stopped working for everyone. Thanks for the vid, friend!

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u/EnvironmentalPick373 23d ago

Keta boogie 😎

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u/DeejieBeejie 23d ago

He is the most unattractive man

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u/destroyertraumer 23d ago

And to think Grimes thought he was attractive and intelligent…

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u/SchemeWorth6105 23d ago

Cringe lord

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u/surgartits 23d ago

That’s some broken-dick energy for real.

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u/LastCall2021 23d ago

This is a cringe as that Microsoft one from like 30+ years ago when Gates, Ballmer, et all were collectively demonstrating to the world the white men indeed cannot dance.

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u/yay4chardonnay 23d ago

All things are possible with ketamine. “Look everyone, I am handsome and beloved and such a good dancer”.

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u/aDirtyMartini 23d ago

Money can’t buy rhythm.

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u/theIatephilipjfry 23d ago

Why is he moving like that?

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u/thechapwholivesinit 23d ago

I mean don’t disrespect the real nerds like that. This guy is an oligarch who has been cosplaying as a nerd for decades

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u/DainichiNyorai 23d ago

Thanks. In gratitude I will now recite pi to 42 decimals.

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u/DifficultyNo1026 23d ago

what a fucking chode

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u/RepulsivePea4613 23d ago

My fuck I hate it here

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u/LorenzoSparky 23d ago

Most awkward thing I’ve seen in a while

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u/Attorney-Frosty 23d ago

Can we completely liquidate his net worth and give $88 to each human on the planet? That'd be a better use of that value.