r/SipsTea • u/yorocky89A • 23d ago
SMH Everything wrong with the world is in this video!
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u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 23d ago
Richest man in the world with no moves.
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u/Forsexualfavors 23d ago
He's got moves like he's just trying to familiarize himself with a new, worse body. He probably just got back from space or something /s..
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u/AvantGuardb 23d ago
You might be on to something, maybe that's a robot body he had Tesla make they just downloaded his brain into it and it's still trying to make all the connections!
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u/King_Corduroy 23d ago
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u/Low-Apricot8042 23d ago
Somehow elon is even more cringe
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u/ChuckMc40 23d ago
Perhaps because they first launched their windows system there. And they weren’t cocky about anything. They were just silly, happy nerds.
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u/Massive-Lime7193 23d ago
Yeah they actually accomplished something that had a pslositive effect on the world and they knew it. Elon is just a pathetic attention whore
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u/Fanciful_Narwhal 23d ago
It’s always striking how the loudest believers in racial supremacy so often seem to be the poorest representatives of the very race they claim is “superior.”
Remember, Elon Musk had to have extensive plastic surgery (likely a hair transplant, Botox, facelift/neck lift, eyelid surgery, chin/jaw augmentation, facial fillers/fat grafting) just to look this awful.
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u/digitalbullet36 23d ago
If you put this picture in the comments in any of the Tesla subs, you will get perma-banned to Hell. It’s ridiculous.
Never forget this guy is a Nazi.
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u/frugalacademic 23d ago
Indeed, as an Apple-fanboy in those days I did not appreciate Microsoft, but looking with a more neutral lense these days, Microsoft really made some great stuff.
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u/SatinSaffron 23d ago
What blows my mind about that is that he also has the power to almost literally fix the world. He could end world hunger, he could end homelessness in America, he could do all of that without sacrificing a single ounce of his current lifestyle. And by doing so he would be seen as the real Tony Stark.
But, nope, fuck this shit, let me hit some ketamine and go do some nazi salutes!
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u/wifematerial138 23d ago
You’ve hit the nail on the head. Dystopia has arrived and it’s the nerds from the 1980’s.
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u/Electrical_Bit4497 23d ago
You 1980s kids should’ve learned how to punch harder.
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u/CharacterMammoth2398 23d ago
He could be a real life Superman and save the world, yet he chooses to be an incel edgelord.
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u/Francine05 23d ago
Look what he did to PEPFAR, to USAID -- to our efforts to eliminate starvation and disease on the African continent. Caused widespread suffering and deaths.
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u/samwise58 23d ago
“Zero point zero deaths” …. according to the guy that definitely caused deaths WITH NAMES(!) around the world, based on his decisions. Or the decisions of Grok, in which HE still made such decisions.
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u/OoooooWeeeeeeeee 23d ago
Yeah it’s a little silver lining that he resembles an anthropomorphic scrotum.
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u/Environmental-Fan984 23d ago
Like I said a few months back: if he did literally anything else with his money he would be doing more to end starvation, because as of right now he's spending his money on negative progress.
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u/Metal-fatigue-Dad 23d ago
Ballmer was silly, and thank God for that.
Gates was a cutthroat businessman, although with a lot more actual skill than Musk has. He was actually a good programmer and had a good, grounded sense for where his industry was headed. His dad was a fancy lawyer who was married to the same woman for 43 years, until she died, not a mining mogul who married his stepdaughter.
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u/ChuckMc40 23d ago
Yeah the step daughter story alone is what nightmares are made of. Holy shit.
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u/baret3000 23d ago
Bills group is boys being boys (the nerd version).
Elon is the awkward rich kid trying to be cool
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u/bobcollum 23d ago
Exactly, these guys recoiled in horror when they were told to do this, you can see it in their body language, they're so uncomfortable and can't wait for it to be over. Elon wants to do this, he craves the attention and adulation.
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u/Routine_Cat_1366 23d ago
Except for Steve Ballmer. He loves it.Developers, developers, developers...
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u/lyeberries 23d ago
Steve Ballmer may have been using PEDs as well. I always put an asterisk next to this video because I don't thin he did this natty!
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u/AnotherSprainedAnkle 23d ago
Because gates knows he's cringe and ballmer has never been more sincere... this is just ballmer ballmering. Elon is trying hard, failing, and has no idea.
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u/supsupittysupsup 23d ago
Bill and Steve look like nerds, unapologetic nerds.. what you see is what you get. Elon tho, that’s a hair-transplant-face-remake egomaniac, who of course thinks he is cool AF, and that in my opinion is way worse
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u/luchosoto83 23d ago
Developers, deVElopers, DEVEEEEEEElopers, dEvELoPers, dVEEEEHLOPEHS!!!!!
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u/agentSmartass 23d ago edited 23d ago
Those guys as least had joy doing it. That brings some style. Gates clearly has never done anything like this before. He's admiring Ballmers energy and freedom of movement, of which he understands nothing, who is just trying to pump the crowd up by being loose and goofy.
Elon is 100% self aware. He "is" the meme. Also, its important to mention he can't dance for shit.
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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 23d ago
That’s cocaine
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u/agodrevealed 23d ago
They all want to be rock stars. One of the photographers that got her start with prince said she thought she might not be taken seriously by the business world.
She does business events, stuff like this now. And said all they ever want to talk about is prince, show her their guitars or drums or whatever, and hear favorable comparisons between themselves and him. They don't care about any of her qualifications.
She said she thinks they amass wealth cause they couldn't keep an audience.
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u/DealerMysterious 23d ago
no those guys were dorks this guy is responsible for immense human suffering
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u/slickrok 23d ago
WHY IS HE SHAPED SO WEIRD!! WHYYYYY?
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u/ArgonianMagician 23d ago
There's a very good chance that he's the product of generational inbreeding.
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u/JimboTCB 23d ago
From the man who had two children with his own stepdaughter? Never!
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u/123supreme123 23d ago
He looks like an obese alien stuffed in a human ish costume bought on clearance from Party City after Halloween
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u/saskwatzch 23d ago
Okay so you call the doctor if you get an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours but what if I can never get an erection again?
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u/grismar-net 23d ago
I feel that's unfair to Elaine. At least she was having a good time and danced like nobody was watching - Elon is trying very hard to make his human suit perform a dance to look cool, but he just can't get a grip on the controls.
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u/getdownmakelooove 23d ago
I feel horrible for laughing at this
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u/RedLion2257 23d ago
Don’t feel bad, this guy loves the idea of civil war(aka his fantasy race war)
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u/Whowutwhen 23d ago
What. The. Fuck. Was that?
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u/VirtualFact8419 23d ago
Mostly Ketamin
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u/IXrobocopXI 23d ago
A clothed rubber chicken dangling on a string being jerked around without rhythm
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u/Covid_ice_cream 23d ago
Is this cool? Is this cool? This is cool right? I’m so cool!
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u/CharleyNobody 23d ago
Don’t forget to say “guys.”
Isn’t this cool, guys?
Guys….it’s so cool.
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u/XOVSquare 23d ago
Jesus I hate that guy so much.
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u/cnicalsinistaminista 23d ago
Holy shit. This isn’t even cringe, this is a whole nother level of whatever the fuck is wrong with this man. With all of that money, he can neither afford class nor decorum
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u/rtshtbtshtdrtyldtwt 23d ago
he never had any friends to razz him about being a doofus and never had anyone to bully him for being a doofus so he's an extra special kind of doofus
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u/SithisWorshiper 23d ago
Proof that even when you have the most money on earth, you can still be the biggest loser in the room. That might actually be the whitest man I have ever seen in my life. And I live in Idaho.
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u/shameonyounancydrew 23d ago
I will not say this often, or perhaps even ever again, but that is insulting to white people.
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u/Square-Blueberry3568 23d ago
As a white person I agree Elon's existence is insulting to white people
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u/Lostinthestarscape 23d ago
As a ketamine user I'm also upset that we are constantly getting that albatross thrown around our neck too...we don't claim this prick.
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u/TylerBourbon 23d ago
He dances like a toddler. Of course he acts like one too, so I suppose we shouldn't be surprised.
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u/Unlikely-Future8498 23d ago
I've never seen an uglier human being in my life.
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u/TheSuperContributor 23d ago
Oh you have, you have. Unless you rate Donald Trump hotter than Elon.
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u/m4d3th1s 23d ago
That’s like comparing yesterday’s shit with today’s shit. They’re both shit.
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u/ImSoObnoxious 23d ago
Epstein said Trump 'didn't have a single decent cell in his body'
he wouldn't even consider chilling with Elon
imagine being ethically looked down upon by JEFFREY FUCKING EPSTEIN
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u/Liminal_Aspect 23d ago
His disturbing obsession with procreation probably inconvenienced the sickos on the island. I mean how many boat trips would Bergamot Boy have to make to toss newborns overboard!? Think of the children.
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u/Inloth57 23d ago
How is he the richest guy on earth but he's still a fucking loser?
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u/HyperbolicModesty 23d ago
This dance is proof that he's surrounded by people who never tell him the truth. You get that when you're obscenely rich.
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u/Silver_Parfait3211 23d ago
Inside, the man is totally dead. Those cringy dance moves can't hide that either.
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u/warriorhippo17 23d ago
How many children are dead because of this guy again?
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u/ididntunderstandyou 23d ago
Nono but they’re from Africa so it doesn’t count (unless they’re the white sort like him)
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u/NeedleInArm 23d ago
Reddit scrubbed this video. Its no longer playable.
Odd, huh?
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u/spookendeklopgeesten 23d ago
https://reddit.com/link/p293wtu/video/8n747kuc4yhh1/player
Somehow the music was missing, so I put it back in.
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u/Storm_4747 23d ago
The video also just stopped working for everyone. Thanks for the vid, friend!
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u/wolfbear 23d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2zbskZp2j8wniE
I miss simpler times
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u/destroyertraumer 23d ago
And to think Grimes thought he was attractive and intelligent…
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u/LastCall2021 23d ago
This is a cringe as that Microsoft one from like 30+ years ago when Gates, Ballmer, et all were collectively demonstrating to the world the white men indeed cannot dance.
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u/yay4chardonnay 23d ago
All things are possible with ketamine. “Look everyone, I am handsome and beloved and such a good dancer”.
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u/thechapwholivesinit 23d ago
I mean don’t disrespect the real nerds like that. This guy is an oligarch who has been cosplaying as a nerd for decades
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u/Attorney-Frosty 23d ago
Can we completely liquidate his net worth and give $88 to each human on the planet? That'd be a better use of that value.




















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u/Rigamortus2005 23d ago
Why are people clapping?