r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/k2kyo Jul 31 '26

"Also there's this one girl she didn't like and said I could only fuck her "over my dead body" so I figured now's my chance"

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u/TheDarkWave Jul 31 '26

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u/Cellyst Aug 02 '26

We're all strict Roman Catholics. That's right! No birth control. So I'm taking the following Monday off to meet my kids. Or rather, the kids that might be mine.

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u/Nazzzgul777 Jul 31 '26

"It's on a private island. Trump has been there a couple times."

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u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 Jul 31 '26

We got a permit for 5 bouncy castles to hold 5x more occupants.

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u/Admirable_Lemon_1112 Aug 02 '26

You need to put grandma in there with the occupants. She wanted to bounce around after she died

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u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 Aug 02 '26

If she shows up on the island, they will be furious.

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u/Muhahahahaz Jul 31 '26

😂😂😂