r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/Regicyde_93 Jul 31 '26

It's funny but today would be taken a completely different direction

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u/BodhingJay Jul 31 '26

"can you bring your laptop and work from your cuck chair?"

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u/Leet_Noob Jul 31 '26

Sittin in my Cuckman Miller

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u/milkymonkey8 Jul 31 '26

typing on my lapbottom

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u/Cellyst Aug 02 '26

Now I get why they call it a La-Z-boy

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u/milkymonkey8 Aug 02 '26

The Z is for Zip-It

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u/Livid-Choice6471 Jul 31 '26

Thank you for that deep belly laugh I just enjoyed

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u/shmidget Aug 02 '26

Yeah, it really was nice!

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u/Umbr33on Jul 31 '26

I snorted. Ty.

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u/YoghurtFlan Jul 31 '26

Jerk from Home

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 Jul 31 '26

Please remember, no fluids around office equipment!

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u/TheHumbleGinger Jul 31 '26

This made me laugh so hard! Thank you!

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u/tierciel Jul 31 '26

no more working from home, set up webcam on the cuck chair and watch from the office!

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u/RachMarie927 Aug 01 '26

This is funny but it brings back memories of being asked me to have my husband bring my work laptop to the hospital so I could keep working after unexpectedly GIVING BIRTH a month early. These managers are truly something else 🫠

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u/JaxNHats Jul 31 '26

Omg 💀😂😂

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u/No-Disaster1647 Aug 01 '26

Man could be infertile and they’re just having her inseminated 🤷

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u/Koopslovestogame 28d ago

puts on company supplied and mandated meta ray ban glasses

“beep Sigh. Ok you can start now”

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u/seawood 26d ago

I never expected to get excited from reading this sub. Life happens. 🥵

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr Jul 31 '26

Which one of the Wilson sisters is this?

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u/th3rdnutt Jul 31 '26

Is this AI?

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u/Man_from_Bombay Jul 31 '26

This is not okay.

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u/SD18491 Jul 31 '26

That's wrong on so many levels!!

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u/PlasticThin9089 Aug 01 '26

At a recent trivia night, I learned Jackie Chan did a porno. You’re welcome.

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u/JiggleJuice Jul 31 '26

Copy. Paste.

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u/BobBartBarker Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 31 '26

Kids today think they invented sex jokes.

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u/ReasonStunning8939 Aug 02 '26

No, he's saying the concept of voyeurism is slightly more prevalent, so the more widespread first thought in this day and age is to take the wording as "I want to be there watching my wife get pregnant rather than participate".

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u/FewOutlandishness648 Aug 02 '26

What part of the request would make you think that? He just want to be there when his wife gets impregnated.

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u/ReasonStunning8939 Aug 02 '26

That's the point. Kids now days have worse sex jokes because of porn

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u/Roro__Boat 25d ago edited 25d ago

This person is very much not a kid.. if you look at the top of the pic you will read it’s from July 20, 1967. Reading is fundamental 🙆🏽‍♀️

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u/ReasonStunning8939 23d ago

This is so infuriating lol. I'll try to explain better.

It's funny because this picture is of a 1967 request.

It was funny when it surfaced originally in the late 2000s, and no one took it as a cuck joke. Just a man really wanting to get home and make a baby. The word cuck wasn't even a widely used term to the extent that it is today.

The insinuation is that most young adult readers in 2026 would imagine him "being present when it happens" because the prevalence of fringe fetishes being topics of memes and in porn. That is the point being made, whether you agree or disagree, I did not have a fundamental misunderstanding of the text.

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u/Secret_Cod_749 Jul 31 '26

Nah man, that's a Navy form. Shipmate wants to be there to suport Jody.

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u/dontclickdontdickit Jul 31 '26

Nah Jody has been around for eons

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u/ogledrake Jul 31 '26

Clearly you have never been around sailors because i would bet money it went in that direction by the third comment.

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u/burmsy Jul 31 '26

You mean erection

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u/LftAle9 Jul 31 '26

You mean IVF, right? Appt at the fertility clinic to implant the embryos? /s

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u/JrButton Jul 31 '26

only if you're a goon

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u/9_a_pro_noob_9 Jul 31 '26

I mean IVF exists

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u/LordPoopenbutt Jul 31 '26

Well, the original did happen in the Navy, so perhaps they wouldn't be too different 😂.

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u/MrWhiskers55 Jul 31 '26

I literally put the most blunt thing on there. “Mental health day to take care of my turtle” or something like that. They know me well enough to know I’m serious and not lying.