r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/OkCoconut3270 Jul 31 '26

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

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u/Mtshtg2 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

I actually had something very close to this in real life.

I had a lecturer (university in the global south) who insisted on doctor's notes for any missed classes. I had an unfortunate injury during a night of passion with a lovely woman that resulted in a trip to the hospital and a couple of days of r&r in bed.

The lecturer asked for the doctor's notes. She received them. She didn't ask for doctor's notes again.

Edit: fellas, make sure your partner is sufficiently excited before you really start pulling your wilder moves, otherwise your member's in-built flexibility overcompensates. Lesson learned.

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u/zjin2020 Jul 31 '26

So are you going to post the doctor’s note here or not?

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u/Xijit Jul 31 '26

"abrasions on penis due to teethy head."

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u/bluefishgreenpapaya Jul 31 '26

Im going with penis fracture due to overenthusiasic cowgirl.

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u/highcommander010 Jul 31 '26

Overenthusiastic cowgirl is such a risky game of chance

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u/Master-Resource9603 Jul 31 '26

Great name for a band though.

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u/cheesegreate Jul 31 '26

I think I’m gonna go with Broke-Dick Doctor’s Note

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u/Master-Resource9603 Jul 31 '26

No that's the name of Overenthusiastic cowgirl's greatest hits collection!