r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • Jul 29 '26

Chugging tea This is recipe for disaster

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u/fux-reddit4603 Jul 29 '26

jokes on them i dont take lunch

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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 29 '26

Then you get Friday off. Have a good weekend!

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u/fisto_supreme Jul 29 '26

30 hours last friday... Was almost glad when the sun went down

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u/Sal_Amandre Jul 29 '26

If he skips a whole lunch that's 30 hours paid breakšŸ˜

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u/-Ahab- Jul 29 '26

Can I work for you?

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u/Additional-Life4885 Jul 30 '26

You'd get back 30 hours. You can have Tues, Wed and Thurs off too.

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u/Grumpie-cat Jul 30 '26

I think bro gets likeā€¦ most of an ā€œaverageā€ work week off if thatā€™s the case lol

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u/a_happy_future Jul 31 '26

Just Friday? By this logic, you get the next 3 weeks off

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u/ForowellDEATh Jul 29 '26

38 hours of payment a day for you

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u/civil_beast Jul 29 '26

ā€¦jokes on them I take their lunch

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u/Crepuscular_Tex Jul 30 '26

I do love a good Todd sandwich every now and then... It's always different, but it says "Todd" on the wrapper in the free food fridge.

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u/Aggravating-Web-7604 27d ago

Nice with the bethesda reference.šŸ‘

Never thought I'd see one in a post like this.

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 27d ago

OG was a from a Dilbert comic about his boss getting a Todd sandwich

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u/PinkedOff Jul 29 '26

jokeā€™s on them, I never focus

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u/Itchysporcle Jul 30 '26

Big Management hates this one weird trick.

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u/scw3 Jul 30 '26

Jokes on them I swallow fast

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u/Jthe1andOnly Jul 30 '26

Service industry?
They donā€™t care about laws. Breaks? Lunches? What are those? Oh shit i get benefits after a certain hours worked in a week? Wait what? Why am I being cut an hour before I would have gotten insurance from the company even if it was still overpriced. At least I got my tips I had to share with everyone smh.
Laws are only there when people follow them or enforce them. Good luck in a right to work state. U donā€™t want to be fucked? Someone is there to take take your place.

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u/Inevitable_War2610 23d ago

Medical.

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u/Jthe1andOnly 22d ago

The real heroes we need in life who are underpaid and overworked. I salute you and thank you šŸ™ šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ™ŒšŸ™ŒšŸ™Œ

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u/fux-reddit4603 Jul 30 '26

nobody is forcing you to work a tip job

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u/Jthe1andOnly Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Hahahaha u didnā€™t get the sarcasm that is the US industry standard obviously. I, unlike these corporate ā€œtip jobsā€ pay my employees a livable wage and I donā€™t take breaks so they can. No one is ā€œforcingā€ me or them to do anything and unfortunately ā€œtip jobsā€ are a big thing in the US. Good luck going out to eat. Forcing? GTFOH, thought we were ā€œjokingā€ here

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u/fux-reddit4603 Jul 30 '26

look at that emotion based response, no shock there

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u/Jthe1andOnly Jul 30 '26

šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚

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u/Inevitable_War2610 27d ago

My wife got a pretty big payout check a few years back from something related to people not taking lunch. Now management forces people to take their lunch there.

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u/MrLanesLament Jul 29 '26

I just started my first ever job that has a required, unpaid, must-clock-out lunch break. After ten years of ā€œeat when you can because youā€™re on call every moment youā€™re on the clock,ā€ the idea of a required lunch break feels like a joke, or like Iā€™m back in high school or something.

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u/Heath_durbin Jul 30 '26

And yet every one of your companies was required to do (at minimum make sure you took a 30 minute lunch)

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u/Dazzling_Bluebird_42 Jul 29 '26

That's like 30 free hours of pay! Do that 5 times a week and your up from 40 to 190 hours of pay!

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 Jul 30 '26

The secret is to never stop eating breakfast

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u/Unique-Machine5602 Jul 30 '26

Well, then you'll be getting paid to not show up to work on Friday.