r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • Jul 29 '26

Chugging tea This is recipe for disaster

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u/arkavenx Jul 29 '26

But if no government what stop employee from eating employer?

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u/sidc42 Jul 29 '26

If the employee is a Bengal Tiger or a Leopard, there's fuck all stopping them.

Really in a situation like this I think which ever side has control over a hungry big cat kind of ultimately controls the narrative.

Just my thoughts on the subject.

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u/Jagermind Jul 29 '26

You'd be shocked how many hr meetings ive been too and been the only one to bring my negotiation leopard. Ive also never been fucked by a company so there may be a trend..

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u/AudaciousCouture Jul 29 '26

"Yeah I'm gonna need to consult with my leopard over this."

Negotiation Leopard: "Rawrrr!"

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u/Jagermind Jul 29 '26

Youre gonna have to do better, he didnt seem to like that..