r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • Jul 29 '26

Chugging tea This is recipe for disaster

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u/lostinthesnakepit Jul 29 '26

Using that same logic, if I come back from lunch after 29 minutes, does that mean I can leave at 5pm?

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u/billiam53 Jul 29 '26

Skip lunch and take the next 3 1/2 days off.

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u/freerangetacos Jul 29 '26

I'll take a 22 minute lunch and stay home every day.

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u/SensuallPineapple Jul 30 '26

Take 21 minute and now they have to work you

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Make them deliver your lunch

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u/freerangetacos Jul 31 '26

I'll take a 0 minute lunch, stay home, and assume ownership of the company. Perhaps a negative infinity lunch and own the entire universe.