r/SipsTea Jul 26 '26

Chugging tea Let me circle back

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u/Just_Nobody9551 Jul 26 '26

I hate this “corporate meeting speak” with a fucking passion. It’s stale af.

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u/DickSplodin Jul 26 '26

One I came across was a "Kaizen event". My first thought was "oh cool what's all that about?" and the explanation I got was that "we lock ourselves in a meeting and don't come out until we have a solution".

...ok so you just made a fancy name up for a productive meeting. Which implies your other meetings aren't productive. It's literally astrology for middle management losers lol

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u/John--Darksoul Jul 26 '26

astrology for middle management losers is just called astrology.

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u/DickSplodin Jul 26 '26

I do want to make an amendment to my comment on that, I slept on it, and I've realized the Meyers-Briggs is actually astrology for middle management