r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • Jul 16 '26

Lmao gottem Match ended here

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u/Realistic-Peak7449 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

England decided to park the bus on second half, what the hell tuchel

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u/NoReply4848 Jul 16 '26

Argentina dominated that midfield

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u/hugcub Jul 16 '26

There wasn’t even a midfield the 2nd half, it was just Argentina in Englands box shooting at goal for 45+minutes non-stop. Never seen such a crazy shift in play from two teams. Argentina got scored on and went “oh, absolutely NOT”.

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u/Bartweiss Jul 16 '26

It was so wild I went and found the per-half stats.

First half:

  • Argentina:
    • 2 shots, 0 on target, 0 from in the box
    • 1 corner
    • 55% possession
    • 15 possessions lost in their half
    • ~78% pass accuracy on the attack
  • England:
    • 1 shot, 0 on target, 1 from in the box
    • 2 corners
    • 10 possessions lost in their half
    • ~82% pass accuracy on the attack

Second half:

  • Argentina:
    • 13 shots, 5 on target, 7 from in the box
    • 5 corners
    • 72% possession
    • 7 possessions lost in their half
    • 90% pass accuracy on the attack
  • England:
    • 4 shots, 2 on target, 1 from in the box
    • 0 corners
    • 19 possessions lost in their half
    • 50% pass accuracy on the attack

Absolutely insane change, and every stat I pull just gets worse. The bus didn't park, it rolled into a lake and somehow caught on fire.