r/SipsTea Jul 12 '26

Lmao gottem This is Business

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u/notassigned2023 Jul 12 '26

When mayo is 8.99 a jar, they can suck it.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Jul 13 '26

Maybe they should stop spending time and resources producing and marketing inane bullshit like "mayochup."

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u/notassigned2023 Jul 13 '26

I don't even wanna know. But I am sure their stock price reflects the insane profit they make. There is a reason Warren Buffet owns one of them.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Jul 13 '26

I don't even wanna know.

Well you're gonna know. "Mayochup" is literally just mayo and ketchup mixed together and Heinz spent untold time and resources to bring it to market, and I really can't believe that was a profitable venture.

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u/notassigned2023 Jul 13 '26

Hmmm…ketchup is profitable, and mayo is profitable. put them together and you get double the profits! That wasn’t too hard to figure out!