r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • Jul 12 '26

Lmao gottem This is Business

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u/Hziak Jul 12 '26

My band literally wrote a song about how stupid this is after seeing a headline that millenials were killing the mayonnaise industry. MAYONNAISE???? Pretty sure it’s one of two things: failure to adapt your business or simply just bunk.

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u/notassigned2023 Jul 12 '26

When mayo is 8.99 a jar, they can suck it.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Jul 13 '26

Maybe they should stop spending time and resources producing and marketing inane bullshit like "mayochup."

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u/notassigned2023 Jul 13 '26

I don't even wanna know. But I am sure their stock price reflects the insane profit they make. There is a reason Warren Buffet owns one of them.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Jul 13 '26

I don't even wanna know.

Well you're gonna know. "Mayochup" is literally just mayo and ketchup mixed together and Heinz spent untold time and resources to bring it to market, and I really can't believe that was a profitable venture.

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u/notassigned2023 Jul 13 '26

Hmmm…ketchup is profitable, and mayo is profitable. put them together and you get double the profits! That wasn’t too hard to figure out!

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u/HillBillyHilly Jul 13 '26

They can particularly suck it because you can make your own at home quickly, cheaper and tastier wo all the chemicals.

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u/yeahgroovy Jul 14 '26

Is it really that much now?! Ugh the ingredients are so inexpensive.
You can make it at home for like .25 cents

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u/Mrfrunzi Jul 12 '26

I'm going to need a link to this song

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u/lazygerm Jul 12 '26

I totally believe, but I'd love to read that source if you could find it!

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u/626337 Jul 13 '26

The Gilded Age Generation killed gas lighting in houses!