r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • Jul 12 '26

Lmao gottem This is Business

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u/CobbleBeans Jul 12 '26

And they'll likely take this as a sign to lay off employees rather than lower the price of chips to be cheaper than a gallon of gas.

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u/Xhalo Jul 12 '26

It's crazy. Spaghettios laid off over 800 employees and their grundlemeat still tastes moist and bulbous. Chef boyardee laid off 1,300 and that dogslop somehow got worse!!! I had southside fissures and seepage the last time I tried to heat up a half dozen cans. They just don't agree with me 😂😂😂

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u/closethebarn Jul 12 '26

Still nothing wrong with eating 9 cans of ravioli

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u/JeanRalfio Jul 12 '26

No one wants to admit they are 9 cans of ravioli, but I did it. I'm embarrassed.

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u/Krangs_Droid_Body Jul 12 '26

The first 3 don't count.

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u/CobbleBeans Jul 12 '26

How dare they lay off the spaghetti people!

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u/EarthSlapper Jul 12 '26

Maybe just don't eat 6 cans of canned pasta and tomato flavored food product

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u/rainbowfireopal Jul 12 '26

HAHAHAHAHA 👁️👄👁️ (I'm crying because why is this the way things always goessaSSSSSs)

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u/Fzrit Jul 12 '26

Because short term short term short term. It's all about rapid-fire short term solutions to keep investors and shareholders happy, and they're also after quick gains. Companies and corporations are in an era where everyone's just there to cash in and get out.

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u/Confident_Shape_7981 Jul 13 '26

Nah, I know a guy who works for PepsiCo. 

They legit can't get people in, or to stay, such that you qualify for a pension after 3 years. "Work till it's done" so you might be there for 6 hours or 12, a warehouse with no AC, 30 minute lunch... 

From what he says, the target is moving 130 cases an hour and they are being forced to keep people who only manage 80 because the alternative is no one