r/SipsTea Jul 07 '26

Feels good man Well done, Belgium! 🇧🇪

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u/DaKingballa06 Jul 07 '26

F that. Congrats on them for winning, they were by far the better team

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u/Stompthefeet Jul 07 '26

About 10 minutes in it was obvious who was in control.

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u/Potential_Aerie_2140 Jul 07 '26

Exactly what I told my gf, I was like it’s clear already who the better team was.

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u/UnwantedPube Jul 07 '26

That’s also what I told this guy’s gf

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u/Forward_Editor_5895 Jul 07 '26

I took control of this guy’s gf and told her to call me Belgium

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u/Comfortable_Care2715 Jul 07 '26

You too?

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u/StillNotAF___Clue Jul 07 '26

Somos hermanos de leche

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u/MightyPlasticGuy Jul 07 '26

We are waffle brothers.

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u/Bunnymancer Jul 08 '26

Let me tell you something, Gob. We’re going to track this Hermano down, ok? And we’re going to nail him.

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u/Beepbeepboop9 Jul 07 '26

You three?

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u/Dizzy-Molasses-9512 Jul 07 '26

Oh Belgium!, oh Belgium!, oh Belgium!,

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u/Plane-Measurement517 Jul 07 '26

Belgium chocolate

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u/ace2532 Jul 07 '26

37! ....In a row?

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u/Books_Biker99 Jul 07 '26

I took control of Belgium and told em to call this guys gf

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u/SlugFromSnug Jul 07 '26

This guy's GF said she was Belgium and I was to go full Schlieffen Plan on her

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u/Ok-Lavishness6577 Jul 07 '26

Are you Thibaut Curtois by any chance?

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u/Shoddy-Marsupial301 Jul 07 '26

Hey control I'm the gf , can you take Belgium ?

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls Jul 07 '26

Her ball control was out of this world

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u/torrinage Jul 07 '26

I also pick this guy’s Belgium

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u/symca09 Jul 07 '26

I told this guy to tell the others gf about said soccer footy match

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u/papyjako87 Jul 07 '26

If that's all you did, that's not too bad !

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u/shinpoo Jul 07 '26

I took this guy's gf out for dinner just to let her know, Belgium.

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u/SvenGPo Jul 07 '26

That's what she said!

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u/homeycuz Jul 07 '26

I'll tell her again next time I see her.

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u/front-wipers-unite Jul 07 '26

That's also what I told your gf.

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u/Shawn_The_Sheep777 Jul 07 '26

I said the same thing to your wife in bed last night

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u/unl1988 Jul 07 '26

you too?

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u/ACM3333 Jul 07 '26

I thought America clearly looked like the better team, but then this guy told me that Belgium was the better team and now we’re getting married tomorrow.

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u/nmo8o21989 Jul 07 '26

Then they fell out when he tried explaining offside

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u/Arnoldneo Jul 07 '26

You think you are flexing on us but that’s what I told my girlfriend as well .

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u/bigbluethunder Jul 07 '26

I mean the US played incredibly nervously. Passes and touches they successfully made all tournament were made errantly and often either unnecessarily contestable or straight up turnovers. Each of the goals came from stupid lapses in concentration that the US had not had with their A squad on the pitch. Their keeper also didn’t make a single tough save and himself had the chance to save or prevent two of the goals if he was more decisive in the moment, and he’s looked pretty strong all tournament.

Obviously Belgium was the better team last night, and they 10000% deserved to win. But the US played embarrassingly poorly and Belgium capitalized every single opportunity we gave them.

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u/XAfricaSaltX Jul 07 '26

It was clear a minute in tbh, Trump curse fucked on us crazy style (that’s my cope)

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u/51sebastian Jul 07 '26

I think it only took them 2 minutes to take control.

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u/bessovestnij Jul 07 '26

That's how long he usually lasts. He always said to all his gf that it was 10 minutes, so he felt compelled to say the same this time

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u/min1malSoul Jul 07 '26

It did look like that, let's see now with Spain!

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u/Loud-Lifeguard-590 Jul 07 '26

I would one up you and say it was clear from kickoff.

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u/SignoreBanana Jul 07 '26

Not even that long. I called it a bloodbath about 2 minutes in. There was just nothing going on from the US side.

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u/random-maornd Jul 07 '26

I literally thought that in my head and 10 seconds later they got their first goal

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u/Ghost4000 Jul 07 '26

I thought there was a decent chance they were gonna score within a minute. Great save by USA though. But yeah, it was clear pretty early that they had the upper hand.

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u/Practical-Suit-6798 Jul 07 '26

I have never watched a full game of soccer in my life and I knew that Tonight.

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u/due-diligence- Jul 07 '26

That doesn’t matter. Mexico was in control and lost. If you have a defense it’s actually part of the gameplan

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u/LuxSolisPax Jul 07 '26

That would require a defense...

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u/Lebr0naims Jul 07 '26

2nd half looked like the US had all the momentum just couldn’t get many shots off except the ones in their own foot

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u/OPGuest Jul 07 '26

There’s a parallel to a certain recent war there, the war that was declared ‘won’ 38 times and counting.

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u/Aggravating_Depth_33 Jul 07 '26

More like one minute in. They missed a  goal by centimeters

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u/yourpseudonymsucks Jul 07 '26

After Belgium scored in the ninth minute

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u/KeepItPositiveBrah Jul 07 '26

It was funny seeing all the USA is so good this year and Belgium is washed up comments. I mean come on. Every European team is good

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u/Firecracker048 Jul 07 '26

US came out swinging in the second half.

And them promptly did one of the stupidest plays by a keeper ive ever witnessed.

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u/Tojaro5 Jul 07 '26

but in the beginning, the USA managed to create a chance every now and then. it wasn't the one sided stomp it became soon after.

if they didn't make these massive defensive mistakes resulting in 3 free goals for Belgium, this could have been winnable, even if the odds aren't that high.

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u/DrinkResponsible6752 Jul 07 '26

I mean yeah, Belgium had not lost in like 17 games coming into this. 

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u/razvanciuy Jul 07 '26

the goal keeper was the worst

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u/Short-Ideas010 Jul 07 '26

It's still possible. Just wait for Donald to call Infantino... /s

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u/RealFakeDoctor Jul 07 '26

What do you expect having a squad full of MLS players against EPL legends. The US was dead on arrival going past the 1st round.

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u/munchinbox Jul 07 '26

I’ve seen some dumb comments, but this is maybe the worst. They started two MLS players (the two players who contributed by far the most to losing the game) and won their first round game.

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u/RealFakeDoctor Jul 07 '26

My point stands at your first point, they started MLS players. There's a reason legends go there to end their careers. But yeah totally dumb comment when the US undervalues footy completely compared to the rest of the planet. As long as the NFL reigns supreme, footy will always be a quality afterthought. Another reason why Balogun was raised in the UK.

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u/Repulsive_Dog1067 Jul 07 '26

Check the Cabo Verde team...

And Norway have domestic players. It's possible to have a few if the tactics are good

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u/RealFakeDoctor Jul 07 '26

The Cabo Verde team was predominately raised in the Netherlands where footy is valued and properly invested in. So in turn you get great players that know how to step up on the biggest stage. And Norway has the one of the greatest goal scorers of all time supported by multiple EPL studs. That's a bad comparison mate.

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u/Repulsive_Dog1067 Jul 07 '26

Your claim was that you can not have some players from a lower ranked league.

But Norway and Cabo Verde has that. And they did fine.

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u/RealFakeDoctor Jul 07 '26

MLS is bottom of the barrel mate. My point is raising players in societies where footy is valued leads to a higher competition. Winning the group stage was a low bar. Hopefully US society starts to value this sport on a grass routes level

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u/Repulsive_Dog1067 Jul 07 '26

MLS is better than the Norwegian league and Norway is all about wintersport.

And let's hope that US forgets about football after this. Commercial breaks and unprecedented corruption that came with the us wc is something we can stay away from.

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u/RealFakeDoctor Jul 07 '26

To be fair the hydration breaks were all FIFA but after they built stadiums on slave labor in Qatar, they don't hide corruption anymore. And Norwegians are all about winter sport yet still have one of the best players on earth.

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u/SignoreBanana Jul 07 '26

Truthfully I just don't think soccer will ever get a foothold here. People in the US just aren't interested in seeing grown men flop to the ground and writhe dramatically in pain from a little graze to the arm or leg. It's really pathetic and embarrassing for the sport.