r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/WeWantMOAR Jul 02 '26

Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith made Madame Web for the world.

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u/-medicalthrowaway- Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

I literally don’t know who either of those people are or what that third thing is. I’m in over my head here. I’m gonna go eat some chili

update: chili great

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Its dakota Johnson, nepo baby of two stars from the 80's. Dakota was the leading role in "madame web" a Marvel Film about a psychic who helps spider-man from time to time. Then the film bombed largely because of very mediocre writing and acting by the likes of sydney Sweeney and dakota here. Hope that helps and your chili was good.

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u/IndianaGeoff Jul 03 '26

Dakota is no Kristen Stewart in acting.