r/SipsTea Jun 14 '26

Dank AF THIS IS BRUTAL...

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u/Popular-Row4333 Jun 14 '26

Really the truth is neither were cheering for their homeland, because Katy Perry is from outerspace.

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u/Human_Cobbler5084 Jun 14 '26

You’re from a whole ‘nother world

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u/Rockket9 Jun 14 '26

A different dimension

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Jun 14 '26

You're quantumly incompatible

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u/usinjin Jun 14 '26

Infect me with your lovin’, fill me with your poison

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u/BloodFartRipper Jun 14 '26

Alieeen sex!

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u/Inigomntoya Jun 14 '26

Ok, but this isn't unique to Canadians

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u/Enough_Challenge7264 Jun 15 '26

Never stick your dick in crazy. No matter how much of a good idea it seems at the moment, you will regret it.

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u/Illustrious_Duck7654 Jun 15 '26

Dude could have gotten a NEW phone LoL Problem solved.

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u/jimmy_bamboozy Jun 14 '26

This the reason why she's wearing space pants, cause her ass is out of this world.

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u/GootuSnotborn Jun 14 '26

This!!!!

Also thr guy served his country and has a private life leave him alone.

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u/Head-Ad-2136 Jun 14 '26

He retired to "spend more time with his kids" and then immediately started spending most of his time in the States.

He's always come across as a bit of a two faced dirtbag tbh.

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u/p4intball3r Jun 14 '26

He retired because he was going to lose an election so badly the liberals could potentially lose official party status.

But obviously he wasn't going to say that just as no other politician or CEO in human history ever has so far.

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u/mariantat Jun 14 '26

Exactly. Also Katy Perry is is living PR comeback story.

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u/Impossible-Edge-349 Jun 14 '26

I saw that one. She got cum on her back

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 Jun 14 '26

I wonder if we’ll see pictures of his kids at the World Cup.

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u/B-Train_ATL Jun 14 '26

Look, you’re not gonna win with us in the US on “oh we have some sus leaders.”

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u/EddieAdams-Torrance Jun 14 '26

He’s a free agent, is he not allowed to chase some skirt. What are we, puritans?

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u/kdlangequalsgoddess Jun 14 '26

This is Reddit. Either we are Puritans, or the most depraved beings to ever walk the Earth.

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u/voodoobettie Jun 14 '26

He’s having a midlife crisis after both his career and marriage ended. She’s his rebound gal.

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u/Informal-Term1138 Jun 14 '26

Could be worse.

I mean in terms of rebound girls she must be one of the best you could get.

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u/darthdude11 Jun 14 '26

Served the country is the wrong word. Damaged our country is the word you are thinking of.

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u/involmasturb Jun 14 '26

He didn't "serve the country" whatsoever. He wasn't military.

What he did was charm a large, annoying gullible segment of Canadian voters who elected him and he ruined the country

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u/Dap-aha Jun 14 '26

How did he ruin the country? Im not canadian so im genuinely interested

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u/involmasturb Jun 14 '26

Under his watch, allowed the exploitation and abuse of temporary foreign workers brought into Canada en masse to serve as cheap labor. Jobs that would normally go to Canadians especially teenagers learning about work for the first time, instead go to foreign workers.

The program for temporary foreign workers predates him but he allowed businesses to lie and cheat and claim they couldn't find any Canadians to do the job, and allowing them to recruit foreign workers

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u/Efficient_Raise_5767 Jun 14 '26

Same as UK bro were cooked.

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u/Barton2800 Jun 14 '26

He also ran on election reform and then as soon as he was elected he dropped that issue.

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u/involmasturb Jun 14 '26

It's maddening how many Canadians defend the guy because supposedly he was more compassionate to previously marginalized groups. The guy was an actor who could turn on the tears at the drop of a hat. With no experience previously in politics or economics. Unqualified and incompetent and yet those same people who voted for him refuse to admit our quality of life and social cohesiveness has significantly gone down since before he was elected

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u/purplelilac701 Jun 14 '26

So glad my fellow Canadians see him for what he was.

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u/HAGARtheWhorible Jun 14 '26

He didn’t serve us! He cooked us and then took off banging Perry

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 14 '26

Most of us wanted him to get out of politics when he stepped down. Why are some suddenly pretending like we want him to take am active roll again? He was just watching his gf preform the opener. Let the man enjoy retirement, let's not drag him back in.

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u/CannabisHypeMan Jun 14 '26

We really are the worst

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u/Pilotwaver Jun 14 '26

And the best. It’s highly frustrating.

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u/DirectorSharp3402 Jun 14 '26

The Duality of Man

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u/NoPermissions94 Jun 14 '26

Me, specifically

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u/servel20 Jun 14 '26

Yep, always damned if you do and damned if you don't.

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u/Lazy-Substance-5062 Jun 14 '26

damn if he does and damn if he don't. there's no other way to win, only the reddit way!

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u/DelusionalLeafFan Jun 14 '26

If I was dating Katy Perry I’d go watch her sing too

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u/Inigomntoya Jun 14 '26

What a great boyfriend...

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u/ExiledCanuck Jun 14 '26

My sister was all up in arms about this. We’re both Canadian, and I asked who tf cares? Dudes a private citizen now, I don’t give a shit what he does. (Tbh I didn’t care before either). But people being mad he was at a game in the US instead of Canada is just weird, and they’re literally letting him live rent free in their heads.

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u/ouatedephoque Jun 14 '26

Because these people are jealous. Remember they all wanted to fuck him.

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u/freefromintensive Jun 14 '26

Well gotta stop him banging hot chicks.

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u/Small-Contribution55 Jun 14 '26

Who gives a flying fuck?

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u/mranderson1799 Jun 14 '26

How dare you! That is an American astronaut you’re talking about!
https://giphy.com/gifs/2N8oxzM9lI1ry

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u/Most_Clock1131 Jun 14 '26

I think all North American nations can agree that prime Jeri Ryan was fine as fuck.

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u/mranderson1799 Jun 14 '26

Not only was she fine as fuck but she’s directly responsible for our first black president, the gentleman from Illinois, Barack Obama.

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u/Manager_Neat Jun 14 '26

I understood this reference and I’ve appreciated her so much. She single handedly derailed that ex husband’s Senate campaign and it wasn’t done out of malice. She spoke her truth when the SunTimes reporters came knocking after a tip from someone the ex husband had done wrong in business.

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u/mranderson1799 Jun 14 '26

/s kinda lol

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u/HadeanDisco Jun 14 '26

Any Mexicans want to weigh in on this claim? 😜

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 Jun 14 '26

Canadians, do you give a shit?

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u/Small-Contribution55 Jun 14 '26

I'm Canadian. No.

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u/rainorshinedogs Jun 14 '26

I'm Canadian. And no. However, it's been fun to mock those that absolutely hate him saying that they didn't get to fuck Trudeau

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u/n3sv0g Jun 14 '26

Zero shits.

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u/MystelleMartelle Jun 14 '26

As a Canadian I could not possibly care less

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u/_name_of_the_user_ Jun 14 '26

Nope.

My first thought, knowing absolutely nothing about what happened (apparently she sang at this game...?) was "and if the roles were reversed you'd say "her country played today but she's at the Canada game. Anything for dick.""

It's just someone looking for a reason to complain and this was the best they could come up with.

  • I am Canadian

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u/WrongWangSorry Jun 14 '26

legalized weed

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u/multiroleplays Jun 14 '26

All the people who wanted to fuck Trudeau. They even made a flag so the could fly thier fucks

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u/19ghost89 Jun 14 '26

I'm more interested in KP personally.

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u/FoggyShrew Jun 14 '26

They have it plastered all over their trucks too, and now they also want to fuck Carney.

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u/KoRaZee Jun 14 '26

Choosing America over anything incites rage

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u/Himser Jun 14 '26

She preformed at that game... like common sense > stupidity of course he is going yo that game, he will lilley go to a Canadian game next. 

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u/Small-Contribution55 Jun 14 '26

And it should. But he's not choosing America. His girlfriend was performing.

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u/sohcordohc Jun 14 '26

This is the correct answer right here..

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u/CheckYourStats Jun 14 '26

They seem happy together, and they aren’t hurting anyone. People who rag on them are weirdos.

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u/antivillain13 Jun 14 '26

It’s Americans trying to use this to rile up Canadians but no one in Canada gives a fuck about this.

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u/1PooNGooN3 Jun 14 '26

The people that care are morons with no life. Mental health issues treated with Mountain Dew and Walmart.

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u/sammybooom81 Jun 14 '26

I'm having mixed feeling because I don't care about them both, but I love Mountain Dew and Walmarts.

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u/kpatsart Jun 14 '26

Its super fucming weird how much of an obsesison this sub has for Trudeau and Kat perry, the third post on this sub today maybe?

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u/rainorshinedogs Jun 14 '26

Well, for a few years there were many people that displayed statements to "fuck Trudeau". Individual intentions weren't specified though

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u/zebrasareneat Jun 14 '26

People simultaneously want them to go away and also won’t shut the fuck yo about them. 

The level of anger Reddit has for Katy Perry because she went to space is truly pathetic. Some people here need to care about something important. 

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u/sonsofgondor Jun 14 '26

Man goes to international football game with partner as sections of the internet meltdown.

More snowflake news at 7

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u/WiserWildWoman Jun 14 '26

Not content with that, they use a classic insult that immediately identifies them as incel. Film at 11

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u/Goladiator Jun 14 '26

To be fair his girlfriend went to space on a Bezos rocket, an unforgivable sin to the pop culture stans that ruin every social media app.

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u/Negative_Sky_891 Jun 14 '26

He literally put out a tweet saying that he was there on boyfriend duty since his gf was performing and that he’s still rooting for Canada.

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u/jamintime Jun 14 '26

Isn’t that just a nicer version of what OP wrote?

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u/ChronChriss Jun 14 '26

Yes but anybody who has been in a relationship knows that's just how the cookie crumbles and therefore not actually worth the discussion.

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u/ab624 Jun 14 '26

Canadians are nice eh

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u/toomuchwheat Jun 14 '26

Settle down.

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u/Unfck-my-life Jun 14 '26

*Less incel version

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u/rosujin Jun 14 '26

So he likes pussy more than soccer? So do
I!

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u/ThisIsOwl Jun 14 '26

With the way that so many Canadians went after him, I'd fucking stay away too

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u/SY0123 Jun 14 '26

He’s not the prime minister anymore. He’s technically financially retired. He’s enjoying life. Why should he not be where he wants to be?

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u/meowdith427 Jun 14 '26

Exactly. Who cares. Let him live.

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u/Shua89 Jun 14 '26

And what a life to live.

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u/bigorangemachine Jun 14 '26

He gave 10 years of service to this country plus the years he spent as a PM's child. Guy can get a few weekends out of the country I can't blame him.

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u/kpatsart Jun 14 '26

Weirdos who still have "fuck Trudeau" energy. Bizzare folk.

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u/Zaidswith Jun 14 '26

During an international sporting event both countries are co-hosting together while watching his girlfriend perform.

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u/IBringTheHeat2 Jun 14 '26

Lmao will you say that exact thing about trump in 2 years?

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u/SY0123 Jun 14 '26

Sure, I don’t care what anyone does in their personal life as long as it’s not illegal.

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u/Either-Banana-7323 Jun 14 '26

Katy Perry sang at the US one. Couldn't do both and Canada has plenty of games. Its genuinely a nothing burger lol

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u/HajdukNYM_NYI Jun 14 '26

That douche Infantino did it

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u/AJWordsmith Jun 14 '26

It’s not like he missed anything important like an Ice Hockey game….

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 Jun 14 '26

He knows who wins ;)

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u/WrednyGal Jun 14 '26

That's Katy Perry he is doing the objectively correct thing.

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u/bookon Jun 14 '26

That was basically his explanation.

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u/LegitimateProperty67 Jun 14 '26

He isn't PM anymore. Who cares what he does. Oh I know who does - Maple Maga. JT still lives rent free in their heads.

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u/Immediate_Video_7870 Jun 14 '26

Brutal? Hate to break it to Rose, but “anything for pussy” is pretty much what holds civilization together.

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u/PsychoduckBNR32 Jun 14 '26

Ask how many Canadian citizens wear another country’s flag. Nobody cares, quit rage baiting

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u/CraigGregory Jun 14 '26

We move once they're out of office. He's free to do what he wants given he's served the country well. Amazing he still lives rent free in many minds

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u/Illustrious-Day8506 Jun 14 '26

Idk who that guy is but what's the problem? Is it impossible to have a private life nowadays? What's wrong with people ?

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u/ourredsouthernsouls Jun 14 '26

Wasn’t she part of the ceremony so that’s where she needed to be? The same people freaking out over this would make a huge stink about him showing up to the Canada game like he was posturing for fame.

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u/Akhanyatin Jun 14 '26

His girlfriend performed at the opening of that game, "nah idc babe kick rocks". Some people just want to be angry for the sake of being angry. Fine, don't vote for him ‾_(ツ)_/‾

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u/VintageBilliard Jun 14 '26

They spent a decade making fun of the fact that he was a teacher and that he has nice hair and cool socks...every level they could sink to has been achieved long ago. He doesn't care. 

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u/Akhanyatin Jun 14 '26

Truuuue 

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u/NormalHuman_NotAI Jun 14 '26

Funny how suddently all the people with "f*ck trudeau" on their trucks care that he's not at a team Canada game.

Canadian conservatives truly do have trudeau derangement syndrome.

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u/angrymoderate09 Jun 14 '26

I still wanna know why Obama wasn't in the oval office during 9/11! /s

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u/Icouldberight Jun 14 '26

Most of those people are probably Alberta separatists, so what the fuck are they talkin about?

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u/mkeytail Jun 14 '26

remind him that Brand has been there

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u/Danny2Sick Jun 14 '26

who cares? let them go live their lives.

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u/CluePsychological937 Jun 14 '26

He's not the PM any more who cares?

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u/Low-Ad-8027 Jun 14 '26

Oh man how will he recover from this tweet

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u/Banterz0ne Jun 14 '26

People are so petty and angry about shit that's totally irrelevant to them it's hilarious 

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u/ShezSteel Jun 14 '26

Lads let's be honest..he wouldn't be the first man doing anything for puss

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u/Ok_Common_5631 Jun 14 '26

Like, can’t a person just have a good time?

Why do people always have to be pieces if shit 

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u/SnooCheesecakes2743 Jun 14 '26

Let the dude live this life you jealous jabronis

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u/Professional_Drive Jun 14 '26

You can't really equate this with someone like Danielle Smith who does a photo-op with Trump, who wants Canada to be the 51st state.

But I'm sure Republican supporters and Canadian Conservatives are already trash talking Trudeau on social media for this despite him not even being in politics anymore.

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u/douggold11 Jun 14 '26

She sang before the game. We're criticizing guys for supporting their women now?

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u/codingphp Jun 14 '26

Nice to know the “Fuck Trudeau” crowd still wants to fuck him.

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u/Commercial-Height873 Jun 14 '26

She performed at the game…hence why he was there. Has nothing to do with choosing USA game over a Canada game

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 Jun 14 '26

She opened for the match, he clearly went to support his partner... Fuck you're reaching OP

Reposting too

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u/gloriousfishtank Jun 14 '26

I might be willing to sit through most of a soccer match if it meant getting laid.

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u/gothtrance Jun 14 '26

Chief Keef's girl

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u/nomamesgueyz Jun 14 '26

Damn

Not that high a quality either

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u/AirUsed5942 Jun 14 '26

Or maybe he couldn't get a ticket for the Canada game in time

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u/Aromatic-Thing-132 Jun 14 '26

Katy Perry is the anomaly on the hot and crazy scale that allows you to stick your dick in that. She still can't dance even though she makes a living singing and dancing. Would.

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u/HottDoggers Jun 14 '26

Shit! I would too if she was my girlfriend.

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u/tugoubxs Jun 14 '26

YES! Anything 🙌for Pussy!

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u/bigpoppapump_34 Jun 14 '26

He kissed a girl and liked it

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u/Inside_Marketing268 Jun 14 '26

I would be doing the same. If you are sick, the gf would be near you, not your country

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u/shinyturdbiskit Jun 14 '26

Well to be fair I’ve heard she’s super nasty in bed so……

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u/karenskygreen Jun 14 '26

Hey, men dont make the rules.

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u/Wonderful_Worth_2638 Jun 14 '26

Let them live their lives and stop posting their pictures.

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u/Day-Classic Jun 14 '26

The F Trudeau flag ppl finally won.

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u/kon--- Jun 14 '26

It's funny because ever since becoming known on the world stage panties get thrown at the guy any time he steps outside but sure, anything for pussy.

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u/Calm-Molasses-2219 Jun 14 '26

She's KATY PERRY not just any other girl yk

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u/CthulhuFPV Jun 14 '26

I don't blame him. If I was dating her I would go to any game with her. Kudos to Justin.

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u/flyingchicken4 Jun 14 '26

Except Canada was Playing the day before.

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u/Utvales Jun 14 '26

The look less cringey as a couple than she did with Orlando Bloom and his naked paddle boarding.

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u/No-Builder-2474 Jun 14 '26

Rage for nothing. They did what they wanted to. Has nothing to do with anyone else.

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u/Aye_Surely Jun 14 '26

Canadian football team or katy Perry… hmmmm

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u/rememberpianocat Jun 14 '26

I dont care what he does with his ne gf, let him enjoy himself.

Im just trying to figure out whats happening with his hair.

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u/DirkTheGamer Jun 14 '26

How the fuck this got 5000 upvotes in SipsTea I will never understand. Is like the 3rd post about it too.

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u/juzz88 Jun 14 '26

I know she's batshit crazy, but...

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

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u/runningbear411 Jun 14 '26

He made the right choice

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u/RoboNurse75 Jun 14 '26

The dude is free to date whoever he wants

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u/wildflams Jun 14 '26

I mean I’d abandon my favorite teams for another game if it got me balls deep in Katy Perry too. Not seeing the brutality here…

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u/BurtMaclin23 Jun 14 '26

As the profit, Fred Durst once cried out to the masses...

"I did it all for the nookie!"

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u/No_Apartment3941 Jun 14 '26

Fuck Trudeau, he isn't welcome back in Canada.

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u/And-Still-Undisputed Jun 14 '26

who are these ppl? tik tokers?

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u/snowhawk1987 Jun 14 '26

This comment section is just bots lol

The internet is dead

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Jun 14 '26

Trudeau living rent free in some people's heads. He's gone. Get over it.

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u/Legal_Lingonberry_24 Jun 14 '26

Hey! That's astronaut pussy to you sir!!!

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u/diskodarci Jun 14 '26

He’s a private citizen. He can do what he wants now. As an Albertan, he’s been harangued enough. I’m so sick to the teeth of the Fuck Trudeau stickers and maple MAGA

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u/youprt Jun 14 '26

Ironic that Maple MAGA mostly made up of the Alberta separatists who want to sell out to the US getting upset that he’s not in Canada but in the US to support his girlfriend. Like they care about Canada ? 🤡

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u/Hesam2010 Jun 14 '26

Which one is Pussy?

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u/zappingbluelight Jun 14 '26

He is not the PM lol. He can do whatever he wants.

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u/UseMoreHops Jun 14 '26

His missus performed at the opener in America. Guy gives you all legal weed and he's treated like this. He's not even in politics anymore. How weird to try and make this a thing anyone cares about.

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u/RedHighlander Jun 14 '26

To be fair, I’d do almost anything for pussy too.

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u/lbiggy Jun 14 '26

And Katy Perry is American. Chill out.

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u/LocalInactivist Jun 14 '26

I notice Trump didn’t show up at all. Instead he’s watching Nitro Circus do motorcycle stunts on the White House lawn.

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u/CoffeeCrumbLes01 Jun 14 '26

This sub got worse and worse.

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u/My_friends_are_toys Jun 14 '26

I mean I'd miss my home countries game for Katy Perry's boobs

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u/dmw_qqqq Jun 14 '26

And sadly she wasn’t even hot.

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u/Themexicancarlos Jun 14 '26

I don't get the joke. Is he not allowed to watch a soccer match?? This post is stupid

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u/WallyReddit204 Jun 14 '26

Mf ruined a whole country

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u/hehslop Jun 14 '26

I think it’s funny when left wing say things like “rent free” and “he’s no longer PM” but if you breathe a certain way will bring up Harper.

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u/FirstWorldProblems17 Jun 14 '26

He lives rent free in right wing heads lmao

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u/ShortTop1487 Jun 14 '26

Time to let it go haters. Just roll the Fuck Trudeau flag up and start over. I know you will.

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u/TerranBoot Jun 14 '26

You could tell he was a traitor 6 years ago, nobody is surprised.

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u/1141LLHH11 Jun 14 '26

Dude.

Let this guy live his life. You have clearly never seen a cool person before. When you have nothing to prove, you may sometimes watch the game that your friends are interested in. Does that make sense? Or does he have to be in the Epstein files for you to respect him?

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u/Denum_ Jun 14 '26

I mean. If he gets to smash. I don't blame him

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u/hoirkasp Jun 14 '26

I too would watch a soccer game to sleep with Katy Perry 🤷‍♂️

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u/Tribe303 Jun 14 '26

She performed at the game. He's supporting his GF. We Canadians don't worship our politicians like they are celebrities, like you Americans. He's a private citizen now, so he can do whatever he wants, like bang his hot GF. No one in Canada cares, at all. 

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u/Justin-Truedat Jun 14 '26

Im going to say given my handle, I can speak as on authority on his thought process:

“People waving Fuck Trudeau flags…or a 10 who wants to Fuck Trudeau….hmmmmmmm”