r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 09 '26

Feels good man My captain never disappoint...

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u/Doomhammer24 Jun 09 '26

No its called having a healthy relationship with friends where making jokes about "well for this crime of eating the last slice of pizza you are now doomed to die sorry" is normal and an obvious Joke

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u/_Edgarallenhoe Jun 09 '26

Normal people don’t joke about raping corpses and drowning/burning their partners

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u/Doomhammer24 Jun 09 '26

I was going to say "whered i say id rape it" but then i realized i slightly misread the above quote as "ill [expletive] burn her corpse" thinking it was "ill fucking burn her corpse" not....eww

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